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Humorous jokes about the party held by the unit
I dropped a key when I took out my pocket. I didn't find it at that time, so I went back to find it! There was a couple on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly, Whose is it? Whose is it? I thought it was the key. Say it quickly, mine, mine! It's mine! ! Only later did I know that the woman was pregnant. . . . Pity my face. . . It hurts for a few days!
3. I had a group meeting at school today and suddenly sneezed unexpectedly. I looked up and found my nose on the back of the girl in front. The woman didn't notice, so she secretly wanted to help her wipe it off. Just as she reached out, the girl next to her found it and shouted, "How can you wipe someone's nose?" ! "
4. classmate a had a car accident, his foot was broken and he was hospitalized. Several of our classmates who had a good time went to see him. I met his parents as soon as I entered the inpatient department. I hurried to ask about A's illness. As soon as I opened my mouth, I became "Uncle and Aunt, how did A die?" . . . "His parents are blue in the face. .
When I was in college, my classmates had dinner and drank one cup after another, and then there was a reaction in my stomach. . . I threw up when I rushed to the toilet and didn't stand firm. . . . Rustling mouth to go back and sit down, nothing happened. After a while, my friend got up and said he wanted to go to the toilet. I kindly advised, "Don't go, someone just threw up. It's disgusting."
6. Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and bump into the slot.
When I was in middle school, I didn't do my homework well once. I have to redo two words recognized by the teacher in the exercise book. The next morning, I went to buy breakfast, and then I gave my exercise book to my deskmate and asked him to hand it in for me. The most classic place appeared. His old man wrote "Don't do it" after redoing it. Then, it's tragic. ,,,,,,,, What's more tragic, he told me that he was going to graduate soon.
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