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There was a funny sketch in Song Dandan before, and someone paid for it ... (I can't remember the last sentence, please fill it in! )3Q

Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to order songs, some people spend money on beauty, and some people spend money on massage. I hired a good job today, and someone paid me to chat with people.

Some lines in The Hour Worker:

Big Brother: My back hurts when I sleep, and I feel queasy when I eat! Head straight confused, Chou what what is wrong! I have been pursuing happiness all my life, and I have got it. What is happiness?

Answer: Happiness is pain!

Big sister: Some people spend money on eating and drinking, some people spend money on singing, some people spend money on beauty, and some people spend money on massage. Today, I have a good job, and some people spend money to chat with others.

Big Brother: Oh, my son said to find someone for me and be in place at nine o'clock.

Elder sister: This place beats around the bush. This is the place, Ding Dong ~

Big Brother: Who is it?

Big Sister: It's me, Big Brother.

Extended data

The Hours is directed by Zhang Huizhong, written by He Qingkui, Gong Kaibo and Zhang Hong, and performed by Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan. The sketch is about a new "big brother" who can't adapt to his new life, so his son hired an hourly worker to chat with him.

On February 4th, 2000, The Hour Worker was broadcast on CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2000, and the sketch won the first prize in the sketch category selected by CCTV's My Favorite Spring Festival Evening in 2000.

Role introduction:

1, big brother

Actor: Zhao Benshan

A new farmer in the city is over 60 years old. His son made some money in the city. In order to be filial to him, he was brought to the city. No one around knows him, no one speaks, and no one speaks. His son hired an hourly worker to accompany him.

2. Big sister

Actor: Song Dandan

The part-time staff accompanying the elderly are very enthusiastic and exchange their sincerity for others' smiles. I hope that the new "big brother" who enters the city will actively face the new life full of urban civilization, establish a correct consumption concept and enjoy life.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Hourly Worker (Sketch by He Qingkui, Gong Kaibo and Zhang Hong)