Please help me translate these two jokes in English

Three little rabbits ran into a mushroom. The two elder rabbits asked the youngest to get some wild vegetables to eat together. While the youngest said: I won't go, 'cause you two will eat up my part of mushroom if I leave.

The two elder said: Oh, we won't. Take it easy.

So the youngest one went for vegetable.

< p>Half an year passed and the youngest one hadn't come back. The eldest one said: It is no need to wait for him. Let's finish it. The other said: Let't wait for some more time.

One year had passed, and the youngest still failed to come back. The two agreed after have a communication: It's no need to wait any more. Let's finish the mushroom.

Just at that time , the youngest rabbit ran out from the nearby forest and said angrily: Look! I know well you two would take my portion of the mushroom.

One polar bear finds it must to find a sunglass 'cause the snow earth is too shining. But he cannot find one. Then he can only crawled on the ground with eyes closed. After a long time of crawling and his claws are all dirty, he finally got a pair of sunglass. He saw himself from the sunglass and find it that: Wow, I am a panada~

The translation is not difficult, but the answer is a bit slow~

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