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I really want to love classic lines (I just want to say a classic quotation of love to him)
I really want to fall in love.
Love and marriage
Tao Chun: I believe in the conservation of energy. Everyone's love is limited, and it's over when it's used up.
Mona: According to you, it's like saving water. Every man you've been through can't be wasted. You have to marry every man?
Li Minglang: As the old saying goes, love is one thing and marriage is another! Perfect love is just self-imagination.
Mona: Love can't be found. It won't wait for us to find it somewhere in our lives. People can only meet by chance in life,
It's like accidentally hitting a UFO.
Li Minglang: The opposite is also very likely. You will never see love in your life. For example, the right person for you is in another country,
Or another city, you will never know each other.
Amy Tan: Marriage can be found, and everyone can find it. As a social requirement of human nature, marriage,
Will appear somewhere in everyone's life.
How far is forever?
Tao: Women still need commitment.
Mao: If every man's promise is fulfilled, then everyone can only fall in love once in his life! I won't do it!
What if the best man comes last? Don't promise me!
Li: Commitment is a man's reassurance to a woman. Although the medicinal properties of this reassurance need to be verified, women are still willing to take it first.
Tan: Don't eat if you can't keep your promise. If you eat it, it will be even worse. You might as well not eat it. Happiness is better than unhappiness.
Chain Anger: Slave of Love
Tao: Only with women can men be gentle. Men need women to save them.
Li: You finally woke up this time. When you can face men frankly, your IQ will be higher.
Tan: So, aren't all women masochists? Men are so bad, women have to love.
Mao: So men should be filial to repay women's hard work!
Mao: There is no equal love between men and women. One person always loves another person and is also loved. Love means enduring pain, and being loved means causing pain.
Li: On the surface, love is more hatred than friendship.
Tan: Is everyone's love never rewarded?
Mao: Love is always upside down, so I will never love it, but allow me to be loved.
choose
Mao: Being married to a man is still lonely! You have to face the reality, it is the most dangerous to build happiness on men!
Learn from me and enjoy men, but don't expect them to save you!
Tan: The purpose of loving someone is to have a happy and stable life. If someone gives you this purpose directly,
Whether you love him or not may be trivial, but you can't have everything!
Fall in love with a friend of a friend
Li: Too many men don't love mountains and rivers and love beautiful people. Isn't that nine Niu Yi hairs compared with Jiangshan?
Fighting for women is human nature, and fighting for me is no exception.
Mao: A woman must fight for her once in her life, otherwise this woman is too unattractive.
Tan: Will those two women fight for a man?
Mao: I will, but I have never met my opponent.
Tao: It's a scandal that a woman fights for a man. Doing chicken feathers and duck blood for love is not worth the candle. Some love has copyright restrictions.
Mao: There is no infringement in love. As long as you are not married, you have the right to change your love. If I fall in love with my boyfriend's boyfriend,
He loves me, too, but he told me falsely that brothers are brothers, which would ruin a woman's faith in love.
Li: The result of a friend falling in love with a friend is that another person hates you and another person loves you. Guilt is just a side effect.
Love doesn't come first, so don't wait in line.
Tan: Maybe the best solution is to wait until others stop falling in love.
Li: Love is not a gentleman. Only when another person appears between lovers will they break up.
Mao: All men and women are opportunists in love.
Men and women
Li: The usual trick of men is to say that she is beautiful when she meets vulgarity, and that she has temperament when she doesn't look good.
If you meet someone who is not feminine, say she is intelligent. No woman will firmly admit that she is not a woman.
Even if she is really not a woman, it is because men can't appreciate it.
Tan: Women always think from men's perspective, and seldom think from women's own perspective.
And men always look at problems from their own perspective.
Tao: Men have thousands of faces, and women have thousands of faces.
Li: In fact, knowing yourself is a very difficult problem for both men and women, just like not seeing the back of your head.
Mao: Just like why girls' dormitories always talk about boys, because it saves trouble.
wholeheartedly
Li: Women are fickle. If a man sees through you, maybe he doesn't love you.
Therefore, women should always be like a kaleidoscope, so that men can't figure it out.
Tao: No matter how it changes, it will still be you. Men's nature is to like the new and hate the old.
Li: It is the woman who annoys men, because she is lazy.
Mao: She thinks that once she has established a relationship with a man, she can run around the house without washing her face and wearing cotton trousers.
Li: So when you are with men, you should always bring forth the new.
Mao: Women must be changeable.
be jealous of
Mao: As the saying goes, the devil is gone. A woman must make a man jealous, but you can't envy him.
Tan: Let's compare who is more romantic. You know, the romantic ending of men is to take advantage.
The result of a woman falling in love is to destroy herself. Women are still at a disadvantage.
Li: Women always tell the whole story with emotion, but men don't. Men always give women half the country.
Mao: Is jealousy a thermometer of love? Do I love you more because I'm jealous?
Li: Without jealousy, there is no love.
Stranger lovers
Tan: I'm afraid. Maybe Tao Chun is right. Men all have quirks. You can't ban a person's quirks, but that person had better put up a sign to show that he is moving like a normal person, so that it won't hurt anyone. Does every man have a quirk? I feel like there's nowhere to run. There are men everywhere. Men's eccentricities are like the devil in Pandora's bottle. When they are alone with you, they will open the bottle cap and run out. In fact, not only men, but also women. Any single person often has a little eccentricity, but they all try to live a healthy life. In fact, no matter how different you are, you will find someone who matches you.
Love is elsewhere.
Tao: Women always want a man to save themselves. No matter how stupid and smart you are, you always want a man to save you. It hurts women's self-esteem, but it's true. First love began in high school. Ten years have passed, and I have experienced countless feelings, but until today, I haven't found my Mr. Right. I feel that I have gone through many vicissitudes and have no strength to find my Mr. Right.
There are too many fakes, fakes, dentures, wigs and fake breasts around women. Am I pretending not to be afraid to live alone? What are we pretending? Pretending to be single is happy? Maybe it's better to have company than to be alone. Man is not a lonely animal.
A single man can be changed, but it should be based on the change of women.
The person you love is probably the least worthy of love;
The person you love with reservations may be the cutest.
It is necessary to make sacrifices for love, otherwise you can only be single, and the process of falling in love is not to find love.
It's about finding the right love. It is entirely possible that you love someone the most but are the least suitable.
When a boyfriend becomes someone else's boyfriend, it exudes charm.
Do you want to change a man or do you want to change your expectations of a man?
Whether it's a white cat or a black cat, getting married is a good cat!
What a woman does is what she thinks; What a person does, he thinks about what will happen to me.
Used cars are cars, and second-hand houses are houses.
Love has nothing to do with opportunity. Love is the recombination of two halves of the same apple.
It's just that God threw the apple cut in half everywhere.
Don't be cold to strangers, maybe they are angels in disguise.
As the saying goes, we are in the same boat, and the Millennium is good, and people have the opportunity to meet by chance. A person you meet casually is actually destined to meet thousands of miles away.
Compared with love and loneliness, loneliness is more terrible.
People lack love like calcium.
Men who want 20 points love themselves 100 points, and men who don't want 100 points love themselves 20 points.
The woman's name is wrong, and so is the man's name.
Love is a dangerous and harmful thing, just like striking a match, it can only emit light and heat instantly, and then there is nothing. I never strike matches. I usually just put it in my pocket and take it out from time to time. I only fall in love, not love.
Men cherish what they can't get, so never say "I love you" to men.
When you say this sentence, you lose him.
Women are emotional? Women are narcissistic? Women can be transformed? The only reliable clue is that the concept of women seems clearer than that of men. Is a woman called a woman based on a man? What if there are no men in the world?
Can every woman realize that disillusionment is because of men? There are more acute problems ahead. What if it's not the man's fault? A woman has experienced more than one emotional failure, but she is still stubborn in the face of love. Maybe the problem is not the current boyfriend, but the last love, she should let go.
Classic lines of Liaoning Taiwan Province's sketch about wanting to fall in love.
Classic lines of Liaoning Taiwanese essay "I really want to fall in love";
Ai Chen: After jumping from here, I can end my short life. Goodbye friend, what are you doing? I almost fell. You didn't look at me. Hua: I was afraid you would fall, so I shot you; Chen: Then what are you pushing?
Wonderful monologue lines in the movie
When you concentrate on watching a movie, you will be moved and shocked by the plot in the story, and also by the personal monologues of the characters. Share with you the wonderful monologue lines in the movie. Let's have a look!
A wonderful monologue in the movie
1. Life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day. -Jimmy's "Go Left, Go Right"
2. I have a mistress because I have a wife; Because I have a wife and I have a mistress. -"Jianghu Emergency"
3. Love tiger oil! -"The Lion King strives for hegemony"
I am a great country, based on honesty. -"The Banquet"
Sir, I have been a big brother for a long time! -"The True Color of Heroes"
6. Auntie often said, "Come out and mix, and you will pay it back sooner or later." -"Infernal Affairs 2"
7. Sorry, I'm a policeman. -"Infernal Affairs"
8. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years! -"A Chinese Odyssey"
9. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end. -"A Chinese Odyssey"
10. So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. -"A Chinese Odyssey"
1 1. My admiration for you is like a raging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control! -Duke of Lushan
12. Uncle Li Can told you responsibly that Uncle Li was very angry and the consequences were very serious. -"world without thieves"
13. How much blood do you want to donate? A glass of wine. Then how much blood do I have? A pot. Then I'll provide one, too -"world without thieves"
14.265438+What is the most lacking in the 20th century? Talent! -"world without thieves"
15. I hate you marauders, you have no technical content! -"world without thieves"
16.IC, IP, IQ card, tell me all the passwords! Wait a minute, I'll rob you first! -"world without thieves"
17. Life can't be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready. -"eat drink man woman"
18. I just want a statement. -"The Story of Qiu Ju"
19. The landlord has no surplus grain. -Party A and Party B
20. An Hong, I miss you. -"Have something to say"
The most classic movie monologue
1. world without thieves: 2 1 What is the most expensive in the century? Talent! I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want. Be kind! I'm not Jackie Chan. I have a hundred lives.
2. Terminator: I'll be back!
3. Romeo and Juliet Juliet: You must write to me every day, no, every hour. I miss you and make my life like a year.
4. August Photo Studio: Yongyuan: I understand that the feeling of love will fade, just like an old photo, but you will stay in my heart and be beautiful forever until the last moment of my life.
5. Go if you can. If you have no conditions, you must go.
6. Suzhou River: If I leave one day, will you come to me like a motor?
7. Gone with the Wind An Deyu! I’m going home. I want to find a way to get him back to me. Anyway, tomorrow is a new day.
8. Sparkling Red Star, I'm Hu Hansan! Take mine and bring it back to me. If you eat mine, spit it out!
9. "Zhou Yu's Train" has a good idea, but nothing in mind.
10. What are you reading "Nine Products Sesame Officer"? Haven't you seen a beautiful woman?
1 1. Tokyo Raiders You can hit me, just don't mess up my hair!
12. I don't know how many women I will like in this life, and I don't know which one I will like until the end.
13. Actually, it's just that she played a joke on me. The more I want to know if I forgot, the more I remember Chu. It has been said that when you can't have what you have anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget. The ashes of time.
14. It turns out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she was at that time. It is useless to be unhappy even if you are a fairy; Happy, even if you can only live for a few days! Don't treat me like a human being, because I am the Monkey King. A Chinese Odyssey
15. I always thought I was different from him, but when I was lonely, everyone was the same. hello, spring
Personal monologues in classic movies
1. A lifetime is a lifetime, and one hour a year, one month and one day is not enough. Farewell My Concubine
People in our line of work will leave the last bullet, either killing or committing suicide. Bloody duo
In fact, loving someone is not about being with her for life. I like flowers. You won't let me smell them when I pick them. I like the wind, you don't let it stop; I like clouds, don't you just let them cover me; I like the sea. Should I jump in? Used to be a thief
I know that love will fade, just like old photos, but you will always be beautiful in my heart until the last moment of my life.
When a woman gets married and has children of her own, it means the beginning and end of her life.
6. You jump, I jump! Titanic
7. I am with you because I choose to be with you. I don't want to live in other people's way. Out of Africa
8. There is no law. There is no limit. There is only one rule: never fall in love. _ _ Moulin Rouge
9. My heart is not used to happiness. Maybe it's better to live in your heart. In your heart, the world can't see me Camille
10. "curry chili" Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out a gun and shouted at her, There are two guns pointing at you now. Which do you want me to shoot?
1 1. Frankly speaking, honey, I don't care. Gone with the Wind
12. Our war is an inner war at best; Our greatest fear is our own life. Fight club
13. Dreams are free, but only a few people can realize their dreams and live a happy life. Born to be human, I'm sorry. It's not what others have done for you, but what you have done for others. The life of rejected pine nuts
14. "I really want to fall in love": Commitment is the reassurance that men give women. After eating peace of mind, although the medicinal properties of this kind of reassurance remain to be verified, women want to eat it.
15. Long vacation: You don't have to sprint all the time. When you are depressed, just take a long vacation.
In TV series, they are all classic love quotations! ! !
Love Quotations-"I really want to fall in love"
Women still need commitment.
Commitment is a man's reassurance to a woman. Although the medicinal properties of this reassurance need to be verified, women are still willing to take it first.
Men who want 20 points love themselves 100 points, and men who don't want 100 points love themselves 20 points.
Men love women by loving themselves, while women love men by loving everything around them.
I believe in energy conservation. A person's love is limited, and it is finished when it is used up.
Women always tell men the whole story, while men only give women half the country.
No matter how lawless women are, women's methods are men's and women's days are men's.
The ex-girlfriend looks like a biological one, and the post-girlfriend looks like an adopted one.
What a woman does is what she thinks; What a person does, he thinks about what will happen to me.
Men cherish what they can't get, so never say "I love you" to men.
When you say this sentence, you lose him.
Love has nothing to do with opportunity. Love is the recombination of two halves of the same apple. It's just that God threw the apple cut in half everywhere, and the probability of half meeting the other half is zero.
The person you love is probably the least worthy of love;
The person you love with reservations may be the cutest.
Love begins with love, and no matter how warm friendship is, it cannot be equated with colder love.
Is a man or a woman angry, scolding, proud or depressed about love all her life? Others have no obligation to bear the consequences of your love. This is a problem that you should solve by yourself. If you love someone, you are willing to fight and suffer, and no one will force you, you know? Dare to do it. Even if love is a game, it must be able to win and lose. Otherwise, don't love
If you love someone, you give them the right to hurt you.
A 30-year-old man has no house, no car and a fucking girl! Just because he's a man!
A 30-year-old woman with a house and status is a fucking tragedy, just because she is a mother!
It is not reliable to pin your future on one person.
It is said that men think that the most beautiful women are met in the street.
Never in the crowd he knows.
The reason why men are willing to go shopping with women is by no means to accompany this woman.
But for other women.
What should I do if I spend money on my boyfriend and husband? If you love him, you will feel happy.
A woman is willing to eat her own food and wear his clothes.
This is a traditional right of women.
Even if you are rich, you are still unwilling to give up the right to spend men's money.
Because no man can love his soul regardless of his appearance.
You must love one person more than anyone else. Whoever gets into trouble first can't live without him. Who dumped who is more sad, who laughs last and regrets more.
I can't judge whether my final choice is wrong, but I already know that making mistakes is also a person's fate. Without mistakes, there is no such love. Fortunately, everything is changing, some people disappear in your destiny, and some people appear in your destiny; Anyway, you are lucky that someone has loved you in your life.
Life is unreasonable. It is hard to tell what is cause and what is effect, but at least one thing, people should always have a heart that knows good and evil. No matter who can escape from the palm of fate, everyone is a dust in the palm of fate.
Men are as cruel as society and as ruthless as reality.
Men have many layers of skin, and you can't see their true colors unless you peel them off one layer at a time.
There are only two kinds of men in this world, one is a man who can help you live together, and the other is a man who will leave after you finish.
In the face of love, men and women are opportunists.
What is a classic sentence of Tan Ailin in I Really Want to Fall in Love?
Tan Ailin once said: "A man or a woman is angry with love, scolds love, is proud of love, and is depressed or loves love all her life."
Love, busy with love all your life? Stop nagging me. I've had enough. Others have no obligation to bear the consequences of your love. This is something you should solve by yourself.
The problem is that if you love someone, you are willing to struggle and suffer. No one is forcing you, you know? Dare to do it! ! "。
Search the classic lines of TV series "I really want to fall in love"
Hero of the year
The TV series I really want to fall in love
The city is getting bigger and bigger, and people are getting lonely. This is a lonely time. As a woman, have you ever found that the more you work, the more lonely you are; The deeper you get, the lonelier you get. They are wandering on the road of looking for love and marriage, seemingly strong but confused inside; They passed the crowd again and again in the bustling city, as if they were crowded but eventually left alone. There are more and more single women, and one person persists in an empty and huge city.
Plot:
In a two-story bar in Sanlitun, four older young women are chatting together. At first glance, the four people seem to be no different, just as fashionable and beautiful. But a closer look reveals that they are four completely different people. Honest and independent, dressed in professional clothes, meticulous hair management is Li Minglang; Gentle and lovely, ivory dress, a doll with curly hair is Tao Chun; Mature and noble, pure black evening dress, full of femininity is Tan Ailin; Gorgeous and charming, sexy and casual clothes, short-haired quilts _ Colorful is Mao Na; Four best friends and sisters are having a heated chat on a topic-this is the shooting scene of the light comedy "I really want to fall in love", and four female stars have different views on love.
Tan Ailin: In the eyes of married people, being single is problematic, both psychologically and physically.
Tao Chun: I believe in the conservation of energy. Everyone's love is limited, and it's over when it's used up.
Mona: What you say is like saving water. Every time you experience a man, you can't waste it. You must marry every man you love.
Li Minglang: Love is two halves of the same apple. It's just that God threw the apple cut in half everywhere, and the probability of half meeting the other half is zero.
Mona: Some people are willing to give up this probability, some people are willing to make do with this probability, and some people are willing to wait for this unique probability. There's nothing wrong with that.
Irene Tan: We are constantly looking for our other half like clocks. I don't know whether we are looking for love or love is looking for us.
As a social demand of human nature, marriage exists somewhere in everyone's life!
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Tao Chun: You and your couple appear at friends' parties or other activities. You are single, and they look at you as if you were watching.
Li Minglang: AIDS patients.
Eileen Tan: Loser.
Mona: An immoral woman.
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Mona: Love is a dangerous and harmful thing. Just like striking a match, it can only emit light and heat instantly. After that, there was nothing. I never strike matches.
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Mauna: Actually, people who hate single women are jealous that they have fallen into the trap of marriage because their freedom has been sentenced to life imprisonment.
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Li Minglang: The ending of a friend falling in love with a friend is nothing more than another person hating you and another person loving you. Guilt is just a side effect.
Li Minglang: This is a man's consistent trick: when he meets a vulgar person, he says she is beautiful; When he meets someone who is not good-looking, he says she has temperament; When he met someone who was not beautiful, he said she was smart.
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How far is forever?
Tao Chun: Women still need commitment.
Mona: If every man's promise is fulfilled, everyone can only fall in love once in his life! I won't do it! What if the best man comes last? Don't promise me!
Li Minglang: Commitment is the reassurance that men give women. Although the medicinal properties of this reassurance need to be verified, women are still willing to take it first.
Tan Ailin: Don't eat promises that can't be fulfilled. If you eat it, it's even worse. You'd better not eat. Happiness is better than unhappiness.
Chain Anger: Slave of Love
Tao Chun: Only with women can men be gentle. Men need women to save them.
Li Minglang: You are finally smart once. When you can face men frankly, your IQ will be higher.
Eileen Tan: So, aren't all women masochists? Men are so bad, women have to love.
Mona: So men have to be filial to repay women's hard work!
choose
Mona: Honey, you are still lonely when you marry a man! You have to face the reality, it is the most dangerous to build happiness on men! Learn from me and enjoy men, but don't expect them to save you!
Tan Ailin: The purpose of loving someone is to have a happy and stable life. If someone directly gives you this purpose, whether you love him or not may be negligible. You can't have everything!
Mona: When a woman experiences a man, she experiences vicissitudes.
Li Minglang: Friend, have you wandered the Jianghu?
Mona: Men are Jianghu!
Women always tell men the whole story, while men only give women half the country.
Mona: I only fall in love, not love!
Love and marriage
Tao Chun: I believe in the conservation of energy. Everyone's love is limited, and it's over when it's used up.
Mona: According to you, it's like saving water. Every man you've been through can't be wasted. You have to marry every man?
Li Minglang: As the old saying goes, love is one thing and marriage is another! Perfect love is just self-imagination.
Mona: Love can't be found. It won't wait for us to find it somewhere in our lives. People can only meet by chance in life, just like accidentally hitting a UFO.
Li Minglang: The opposite is also very likely. You will never see love in your life. For example, the right person for you is in another country, or another city, and you will never know each other.
Amy Tan: Marriage can be found, and everyone can find it. As a social requirement of human nature, marriage will appear somewhere in everyone's life.
Mona: Marriage is a besieged city. People inside want to come out, and people outside want to go in. I won't go out or come in, so don't waste your time!
There are still a few words ~
Mona: When a woman experiences a man, she experiences vicissitudes.
Women always tell men the whole story, while men only give women half the country.
No violation of love. As long as you are not married, you have the right to change love!
Love is not the first! Don't line up! !
Commitment is a man's reassurance to a woman. Although the medicinal properties of this reassurance need to be verified, women are still willing to take it first.
No man or woman is worth giving up his original life for one person. Things are impermanent, and it is not reliable to pin your future on one person. It is cruel that people can only help themselves, but it is true.
There are thousands of women and thousands of men.
A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it.
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