A little joke of less than 50 words.

1, boss: socks seller! Three dollars a pair! Me: cheaper, ten dollars for three pairs! Boss: I bought more than this, and I couldn't sell it ... 2: I once went to buy mutton kebabs and held out four fingers to say "three kebabs" to my boss. The boss got "how much?" I held out three fingers and said "four" ... Our general manager's surname is Zhou. I was driving as soon as he called. When I was nervous, I said, "Premier Zhou ..." 4. When I was cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!"