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The answer to stand-up crosstalk

Stand-up crosstalk is a folk art form developed on the basis of folk jokes. It not only has the characteristics of cross talk, but also inherits the artistic techniques of folk jokes, stories and storytelling. The following is the answer to the stand-up comedy I prepared for you. Welcome to reading.

The answer to stand-up crosstalk is that stand-up crosstalk has the final say.

The answer of stand-up comedy xiehouyu is expanded and refined. It escaped from Lei Gong, and it escaped from one disaster after another. When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

It's too early to wear light clothes on February 2.

The washing list in Huangnitang is dragging its feet.

A weasel bitten by a sick duck has even worse luck.

Leaflets on the street are distributed free of charge.

The settled bill was cancelled.

Diarrhea shivers from one disaster after another; When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

The lost lamb is lonely.

Leaflets on the road are all given away for nothing.

I can't talk about it, and I can't see it.

The cow died. It never rains but it pours.

Qiantang River washes sheets and is at the mercy of others.

I went to cough and gasp, and I avoided one disaster after another; When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

Three-foot sheets care about the head and feet.

You can't just wear a jacket.

Wear a light coat and shake it for three or nine days; Don't lose heart.

A seedling in a valley on three acres of land; The only son and heir.

The lost goose is lonely.

Extended selection of answers to stand-up cross talk allegorical sayings. Eighty years old, childless, old and lonely.

Baili grassland settled alone.

Cover the sheet (sheet) and wash your face generously.

Wrap a single cloth and wash your face generously.

Sheets are useless for socks.

Blink in the sheets and deceive yourself; Self-deception.

The table covered with sheets is very big.

The sheets are too big for diapers.

Just took off Yan and hit the kid again. It never rains but it pours.

A mushroom seedling on the grass

You don't want to put it in the teahouse, man. You don't have to pay for any pots.

Separated mandarin ducks cannot be paired; Can't be a pair; Very lonely

Dan Xian changed his tune when he sang Beijing Opera.

Out of Longtan, it never rains but it pours; Avoid one disaster after another

Sheets are useless as insoles.

Bicycles lag far behind cars.

A moss tied to a millstone is a close call.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Stand-up comedy to see a person.

Solo solo

The bachelor was assigned to a house and became his own family.

A bachelor married a widow, getting old or new.

A bachelor runs rivers and lakes carefree; be light of heart

A bachelor marries a wife.

Be single when you meet a monk; All single men

Holding a millstone in one hand, it is difficult to support yourself.

Pick a daughter-in-law who likes it at first sight.

It's not easy to look down at the chicken nest (pick up eggs)

The two brothers split up and go it alone; make a fresh start

Abdominal pain complaining about the wrong hat list

Stand-up comic dialogue two-part allegorical sayings answer expansion recommends that little dolls play on the horizontal bar, but they can't climb high.

Old people in duck sheds sleep late, which is not easy (picking) (eggs)

It is not easy for an old man to sleep late (pick up eggs) in a duck shed.

Wash your face generously with sheets.

It's no use drying sheets in the moon field.

Zhao Zilong won every battle; One-handed

Draw a gourd ladle and do it as usual. )

The ancestral sheets are in tatters.

Who dares to touch Guan Yunchang when he goes to the party alone?

Guan Gong went directly to Cao Ying.

Guan Gong went directly to the meeting.

Guan Yu went straight to the palace.

A piece of cloth on the table is as striking as a quilt; Big outcrop foot

Make yourself famous with a single desk.

There is a cow on the table; This man reveals a reward well.

Is it big to cut a single shirt with eight feet of cloth?

More than 80 years old, childless and lonely.

A family in baili grassland is lonely.