Who has a joke that can make an indifferent person smile from ear to ear?

1. When a hungry wolf was looking for food, he heard a woman training her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn and sighed, liar, women are liars! 2. A prisoner was shot. Because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired ... the third shot ... At this time, the prisoner cried: Brother, strangle me, it's really fucking scary! 3. After watching the black 100 meter run, an old lady said with tears that she was scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were killed, but they shot without aiming. The children were so scared that they ran away, and the rope couldn't stop them! Mr. Huang loves revolution. In memory of the Red Army, he named his son Jun. One day, he sent his son to class. When he saw the No.8 bus coming into the station, he shouted to his son: Huang Jun, run, the No.8 bus is coming! ~~~ 5. A little bear went to the mountains to start a business. The farmer gave him a sickle and the carpenter gave him a hammer. Little bear came to the mountain and met a tiger. He was so scared that he raised his sickle and hammer on his head. The tiger said, I didn't see it. You are still party member! 6. English was once taught to a junior high school student, and the following horrible words were found in his English textbook: dad died (bus), grandpa died (yes), brother died (girl), and sister died (Mis? ) ... death ray (school)