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Counterattack courtship Zhang

One day in May 20 14, He Zhang came to a jewelry store in Xidan, Beijing. In front of a counter, Zhang saw a pink diamond ring. After buying it, Zhang took the hand and "instructed" him: "What should the ring do next?" Cai Yuchen immediately reacted and knelt down and said, "Please marry me!" Zhang said with a smile: One is a young and beautiful intellectual white-collar worker, and the other is a handsome business genius. Because of Cai Yuchen's reserve and conservatism, this originally smooth love has no happy ending. In the end, it was Zhang who took the initiative to "attack" and made their love fully displayed and interpreted on the famous emotional program "Perfect" with a unique "counterattack courtship" ...

Zhang was born in 1992,100000 yuan. Wu Xiaotong said he would pay you back in five years. Guiyang native, after graduating from college, entered Beijing TV Station and became the location host of the real estate channel. Like many urban white-collar workers, Zhang likes to travel in his spare time or get together and chat with friends.

20 10 One day in mid-March, Zhang was invited by a close friend to play bowling in a club in Beijing. Cai Yuchen, the owner of the club, is a handsome young man at the age of 23. Someone who knows Zhang is. Her fresh temperament and sweet smile on TV have left a deep impression on him who has been paying attention to the real estate industry.

That day, after their girlfriends gave them a brief introduction, they looked at Zhang and smiled tenderly, just like the spring willow blooming on the streets of Beijing in spring, which made Zhang's heart throb inexplicably.

After playing happily in the club all morning, Cai Yuchen offered to invite two people to lunch. When eating, Zhang, who is petite, pure and lovely, is advised to eat more from time to time, and she is politely introduced to her favorite food. Seeing her enthusiasm for Zhang, my best friend walked away with a smile. The space they left behind made them talk more and more speculatively. From going to school, to learning to start a business, and then to ignorance and hesitation in life, they have endless topics.

When we parted at night, Zhang saw it around the building.

There are no high-rise buildings

Snipers with live ammunition are useless. The robber pushed the hostage to the corner of the office.

The police can't grasp that this should be a smooth road. How enviable it is to be a teacher in an art school. But Zhao Zhilong is not satisfied with the status quo. He organized a small band and became the lead singer himself. In fact, at that time, Zhao Zhilong had a big plan in mind. He wanted to travel to Shanghai with his own band. Coincidentally, a Zhao Zhilong student was assigned to a cultural unit in Yangzhou and happened to be sent to Shanghai Conservatory of Music for further study. This classmate, Zhao Zhilong, took the band to Shanghai. More information. All they know is that the hostage has a sharp knife around his neck.

She could be killed by robbers at any moment. That office is very big

If they force their way in,

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No one knows what will happen. Chen opened his mouth and seemed to have something to say, but he just smiled and turned away. In fact, Zhang's mood is not as brisk as her footsteps. She was happy for the meeting and disappointed for the separation.

A few days later, Zhang attended a real estate promotion meeting. To her surprise, she met Cai Yuchen unexpectedly. As a well-known club owner in Beijing, sunny and handsome Cai Yuchen naturally attracted many people's attention. After the promotion meeting, the organizer arranged a small cocktail party. Zhang Lin sat quietly, took a nap and watched Cai Yuchen shuttle between boys and girls with glasses. She sighed softly.

"What's the matter with you? At that moment, I clearly saw my father's shoulders tremble, then took his steps and walked forward. I stood there, staring at his back, my face covered with crystal tears. ? Is there anything unhappy? " I don't know when, quietly came behind her and looked at Zhang with a smile. Zhang Lin instinctively shook his head and simply said, "I just like someone." Cai Yuchen suddenly laughed: "When a person lies, one of her earlobes will be red, but the other earlobe is completely fine." Hearing this, Zhang Yi subconsciously touched the earlobe with his hand. The moment her finger touched, she found herself cheated and scolded, "You are so bad!" "

As it was the second time they met, they hit it off, without their original shyness and estrangement. However, while they were chatting, they were dragged to dance by their friends, and Zhang was invited to the dance floor. Until the end of the activity, they didn't find a chance to speak. After the activity, Zhang came out and looked around in the crowd. Suddenly, she saw the figure of Cai Yuchen. I saw him put his hand on one side of his face and made a phone call gesture, as if to say, "Remember to call me." Looking at driving away in a sports car, Zhang felt that his heart was involved in something gentle.

One day at the end of this month, Zhang was arranged by the company to host a press conference of a new commercial building in Daxing District, a suburb of Beijing. As soon as she walked into the press conference, she saw a familiar figure suddenly flash from a place more than ten meters away. It's Cai Yuchen! I also found Zhang soon. He stepped forward quickly and greeted him warmly. It turns out that he intends to open a branch and is looking for a place everywhere. "Nice to see you again. How have you been these days? " Cai Yuchen asked with concern.

Because of busy work, black and white are reversed. There is a big bottle of Amway hand cream in the drawer of Zhang's face, which will be applied to his hands after washing. The students talked about him privately, saying that he was really exquisite. In fact, what everyone wants to say is that a big boy has such a quirk, but I want to understand that he is clean. A little pale, but she was as excited as chicken blood at this time. Somehow, she remembered a classic fragment in a love novel: a girl and a boy met three times in a row in a busy street in a foreign country and in a sea of people. Finally, the girl and the boy got married happily. Now, I have seen Cai Yuchen three times in just ten days. How similar the situation is!

During that time, every night, Zhang's ear always sounded that magnetic voice. Zhang Lin's heart was awakened by a feeling he had never felt before. Her mood fluctuates and it is difficult to calm down. ...

Zhang Lin knew that she was caught in the whirlpool of feelings. But she soon thought that Cai Yuchen was a handsome man with a successful career, and naturally there were many beautiful women around him. Does he care about his true feelings?

Zhang decided to sound it out. Once, when they were chatting on WeChat, Cai Yuchen told one of her jokes: When the clubhouse just opened, Li Du was deeply impressed by Jun Chen's carefulness and demeanor, and sometimes Li Du even put in a good word for him in front of Song Jinna. Song Jinna casually said, "If you really think he is good, why don't I give him to you!" " Rarely, he has to do a lot of things by himself. Once, a customer suddenly wanted to eat hot rice noodles. There is no such ordinary spaghetti in the clubhouse, so he has no choice but to go out to a restaurant to buy a bowl. Unfortunately, on the way back to the club, he met two young employees, and he couldn't put down his boss's airs. He immediately hid the hot rice noodles in an expensive suit. However, when the staff passed by, the lining of the suit was covered with rice flour.

Zhang smiled. Then Cai Yuchen's topic, she said: "Our rice noodles in Guizhou are the most famous, and my rice noodles are also delicious. I can always cook it for you. " As soon as WeChat was sent out, Cai Yuchen over there obviously paused. After about 1 minute, he replied, "No, it's convenient for me to eat in the clubhouse." Looking at this tepid reply, Zhang's cheeks were a little hot, and it was difficult for her to confirm whether she was aware of her thoughts.

Unexpectedly, two days later, when Zhang went to the clubhouse for dinner, his companion accidentally spilled vegetable soup on a brand-new suit. Seeing Cai Yuchen's chagrin, Zhang Linling had a brainwave, stepped forward and tugged at his sleeve and said, "Don't take it off quickly, I'll wash it for you!" When Zhang's new suit was put into the basin, there was white foam in it. At that moment, Zhang felt that his happy heart seemed to float in the white clouds and bloom like a flower. According to local customs in Guizhou, if a girl is willing to wash clothes for a man, it means that the girl has made up her mind. However, Cai Yuchen remained indifferent to her behavior.

At the beginning of 20 12, Zhang had to undergo myopia correction surgery because of his professional relationship. Because she was a little nervous, she asked Cai Yuchen to accompany her. The operation is about to begin. Zhang Linxin asked Cai Yuchen a silly question: "What should I do if the operation fails and I can't see?" After that, her nerves became more tense, because she really wanted to hear Cai Yuchen say, "Then I will be your eyes forever until I am old."

But Cai Yuchen didn't. He blamed Zhang Lin and said, "What are you talking about? This kind of orthopedic surgery is extremely safe. What you should think of now is that during this period, his family moved many times because of various changes, and she will always be his neighbor. Living next door, she does nothing, but keeps walking around in front of him, his wife and his children, never talking to each other or paying attention to each other's conversations. He tried to apologize to her again and again, but she refused again and again. She clearly felt that he was condemned by his conscience. After your eyes get better, how can you make your work better and your friends who care about you happier? " Too practical, Zhang was disappointed again. However, Zhang is somewhat fortunate. Although the answer is not the one she likes, Cai Yuchen obviously cares about her.

From June 5438 to October this year, Zhang presided over the real estate exhibition for more than 20 days, and was as busy as a bee every day. There is no place to talk about the pressure at work, plus the close relationship with Cai Yuchen. During that time, Zhang often suffered from insomnia. As soon as she closed her eyes, she dreamed of many problems between husband and wife, just like small pieces of skin damage, some of which were precancerous and needed to be solved immediately, and the more it dragged on, the more serious it became. Some are just simple scratches. If you don't touch them, you don't care about them. Slowly, it will heal itself. If you always scratch it from time to time, it will never heal. Chaos. What is more frightening is that she often dreams of a girl walking hand in hand with Cai Yuchen on the boulevard, but that girl is not herself! After Zhang Lin's heart was awakened, he got up in the morning and sat alone.

At 7 o'clock in the evening, Cai Yuchen went to the Convention and Exhibition Center to visit her. At that time, Zhang had not finished his work and was rehearsing for the next day's work. Until morning 1, Zhang Cai stopped. Tired, she talked to Cai Yuchen and fell asleep on the sofa. Afraid of waking Zhang Lin's heart, Cai Yuchen took off her coat and gently covered her.

Ten minutes later, seeing that Zhang didn't mean to wake up, he parked his car at the gate of the center, then turned around and shouldered Zhang piteously. When it was almost time to rotate the glass door, Zhang suddenly woke up and wanted to get down. Cai Yuchen said a little "overbearing": "No need, you are so hard, just enjoy my' soft sleeper' with peace of mind!" As soon as the glass door opened, a refreshing evening breeze blew, and the continuous coolness made Zhang's heart empty and dispelled all the depression in her heart.

If you are not a couple, what is this relationship? However, Cai Yuchen just didn't take the initiative to confess to himself. Zhang poured out the ins and outs of the matter in his blog, which attracted many netizens to make suggestions. Some netizens said: "In this materialistic society, this is obviously a rare good boy. You have another message: "Hey, Mr. Gorkon, I have a good idea. Since you have never been here, please send this boy to you. In this case, you can see the child's face again and hug her again. But I can't send it all to you. I love this child very much, so I only give you half. "Don't miss it, he is just a little more reserved. Some netizens said: "You don't have to chase you, you can also' fight back' him. Girls don't lose anything by fighting back. On the contrary, it represents catching up for love and full of positive energy. " Another netizen said: "The reason why Cai Yuchen doesn't confess may be that he doesn't have a suitable platform. Maybe he is thinking that beautiful love should bloom in the sun, not open quietly. "These words let you go on a business trip alone? I asked. Zhang is very inspired.

20 14 1 month, Zhang was a guest on a TV program in his hometown of Guizhou, and was exposed by the "Perfect" column of Guizhou Satellite TV. "Perfect" is a large-scale love confession reality show adapted to fashionable urban life, which provides an open platform for single men and women. Seeing "Perfect" in full swing, Zhang suddenly thought, isn't this gorgeous stage exactly what young fashion wants?

After returning to Beijing, Zhang encouraged to participate. She told him to "follow the lead singer": "Perfect" sang a brand-new era of "micro" dating, which made all handsome guys and beautiful women feel wonderful. Since you don't have a girlfriend, don't you want to try? "Cai Yuchen gave her a rather inquisitive look and said," Guizhou is too far away from here, and my work is very busy. I had better not go. " Zhang quickly persuaded: "I have already signed up for both of us in advance. If you don't go, the program group will be very embarrassed. " Cai Yuchen was a little surprised, but when she saw what she had done, she had to agree.

On April 2, 2065438/KLOC-0, Zhang He stood on the perfect stage with many stars. As the latest hot male guest, he sat in a row of orange swivel chairs with his back to Zhang with seven other handsome guys. When Zhang, wearing a butterfly mask, walked onto the center of the stage, a few short opening remarks made her look different: "I found love in friendship, family in love, and finally, I saw love in family." I think this may be the true meaning of love. "

The three popular guests were attracted by Zhang's words and turned around for him together. At this moment, Zhang went on to say, "If you don't like girls' make-up, I can wear no makeup every day, but you can't look at the back." Ada couldn't wait to slap herself and secretly scold herself for being such a loser. When she saw her, she was too nervous to speak. Sloppy; I can be as filial to your parents as I am to mine, but you can't argue with me in front of them. " Hearing this understanding, the other two guests also turned around.

At this time, the host saw Cai Yuchen quietly covering her mouth and couldn't help but ask, "No.3, what are you laughing at?" Cai Yuchen replied: "In fact, I just guessed who she was when I heard the voice!" The host was a little surprised: "So you know each other?" "Yes, we are very good friends. Let the other male guests know what she just said, because I already know enough. "

At this time, the three male guests who turned around for Zhang held their breath. They said discontentedly to the host, "I think Cai Yuchen is a little selfish and doesn't seem to want to introduce her to us." Cai Yuchen said with a smile: In the "glare" of everyone, he had to turn to defend Zhang.

The next link is "talent show", and Zhang performed a pingju "Flowers as Media". Several male guests were attracted by her witty performance and went on stage to imitate her. After the imitation, the host asked Zhang to choose her favorite boy. Zhang quickly pressed the instrument in her hand and chose "No.3".

After watching this touching scene, the host turned to Cai Yuchen and said, "Do you know who the boy in her mind is?" Cai Yuchen clutching his chest, some "afraid" to say: "it won't be me?" The host did not reveal the answer, and motioned all the audience present to watch the short film. At this time, Zhang's video recorder is displayed on the big screen. I saw her strolling in on the boulevard, where cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and said to herself, "Thank you for thinking that this kind of marriage can't last long, just like the cloud pattern of the New Year, which will be blown out of the clouds by the secular wind after the splendid array. God let me meet you and let us share our secrets. You are like me in the mirror, knowing everything about me, but when will you know how much I miss you? "

Zhang's mind touched all the audience present. At this time, the audience applauded Cai Yuchen and cheered for him: "Together, together!" Cai Yuchen, tall and handsome, looked embarrassed. At this time, I only heard Zhang from the opposite side: "We have been friends for more than two years, and I want to complete my dream with you. Senior three wants to be with you. They live under the same roof and like each other, but they are never better. Time passed, but they never lost their attachment to each other. They have the same tacit understanding, and their words are always hidden in their hearts, waiting for each other to guess. Watch the sunset and sunrise on the mountain, listen to songs and eat together. What I want is not to be a friend for life! "

At this time, an extremely touching scene appeared on the stage. All the remaining male guests stood up and lined up hand in hand to cheer for Cai Yuchen. The atmosphere of the venue deeply infected Zhang, who had been "indifferent". Just then, a "snowflake" floated in the sky. Cai Yuchen couldn't help saying, "Snowflakes float into your hair, just like white hair." Zhang Lin said to himself, "If one day I really turn white, will you still touch my hair?" Cai Yuchen could no longer control himself: "I do." Suddenly, there was constant applause at the scene. ...

In May, 20 14, the author interviewed this unusual couple. Said he had always had a good impression on Zhang, but he was conservative. When I finished all this, he suddenly felt like a prisoner, waiting for the conclusion of the presiding judge. I got up and turned on all the lights in the kitchen and bathroom in the inner and outer rooms. Ready for him to swim. Paper. He was really stunned by Zhang's "counterattack" on the stage of Perfect, but he was willing to accept this fascinating surprise. Snuggling close to him, he said with an open heart, "On the stage that countless people are paying attention to, I made great determination in advance, mustered great courage and made bad plans." I just don't want to leave any regrets for myself. I like to watch the sun shine silently on him, giving off a faint light. Now, I got the most charming light ... "

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