Swearing and shameless classic words

You are shameless. Do you think the whole world is your mother? Everyone loves you! ?

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?

Before meeting you, I really didn't realize that I was a judge by appearances.

You are too fond of taking advantage. If you take someone else's real hand short, * * * would have been paraplegic!

Although you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of * * *.

When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops and two ... one you watch me eat and the other I'll show you.

When cooking, a crab pushes open the lid and says to you, "I'm hot!" " "Answer: If you want to be red, you can bear it. ......

We should move on and not miss some bad dates. How can I know what is good?

At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

Humans are moving in the direction of ~ silly ~ forcing ~ running all the way!

Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Oversized speakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

Superorganisms living with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

Life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

* * * can be your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.