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Constrained classical Chinese
Mizi was mean to his father, fearing that lujun would not be able to perform his art after listening to others' words, he resigned and did it. Please come to Lu Jun and be with him. City officials are all in the court, and the son of Mi makes officials write two books. Li Fang shook his elbow when he put the book aside. If the official book is not good, the son will be angry. I am very worried about this, so please leave and return. Said: "Zi's book is so poor that I can't bear to return it!" " Two officials came back and reported to the king: "Rice can't be a book." Jun said, "Why?" The official said to him, "I asked an envoy to write a book, but when I shook my elbow, the book became evil and I was very angry." All the officials laughed at me. The minister resigned and left. " Lu Jun sighed and said, "Kuzi used this to protest my mistake. I was wrong, so that Mizi can't do its art, which will be counted. There are two people, and I have been there several times. " Then he sent his beloved father to tell his son, "From now on, my father is not mine, and my son is mine." If the father has something convenient, the son will definitely do it. At the age of five, if he wanted to kill his son and fulfill his promise, he had to do it for his single father. "
Translation:
Mi Ziyuan (a disciple of Confucius, with an untidy name and a cheap word) ruled his father (a place name of Lu), fearing that Lu Jun would listen to the villain's words and his political opinions would not be implemented. When he left, he asked two officials close to lujun to go with him. When I arrived at my father, all the officials in the city came to pay homage. Mi Zibei ordered two officials to take notes. Officials just recorded that Mitchebas often pulled their elbows when they were around. The official record is not good, and Mi Zibian is very angry about it. The official was uneasy about this and asked to resign. Mi Zikai said: "Your record is not good, hurry back!" After returning, the two officials reported to lujun: "I can't be a secretary for Mi Zibei." Lu Jun asked, "What makes sense?" The official replied, "Mizi ordered me to write it down. He often tugged at my elbow. He was angry at the poor record, and officials made fun of Mizi. " This is why the two of us have to say goodbye and leave (him). "lujun with a sigh:" Kiko used this to persuade me of my mistake. I must have interfered with Mizi's work many times and prevented him from pursuing his own political views. If it weren't for you two, I would have made a mistake. "So he sent his cronies to his father to convey the will and tell Mi Zi to see him," From now on, your father is not under the control of our king, but under your control. It's up to you to implement the governance measures that are beneficial to your father. Report your achievements to me in five years. " Mizi humbly agreed, so he successfully carried out his political ideas on his father and really managed his father well.
2. There is a story in the classical Chinese translation of Shi Lv Chun Qiu Shen Ying You Lan: When two clerks are taking notes, their master Mi Zi keeps pulling them and shaking their arms. As a result, they couldn't write well, so the master got angry and sent them away.
Mi Zibei's purpose is to remind lujun not to listen to those who speak ill of him behind his back, and not to interfere too much in his work, lest his enthusiasm and correct ideas can't be brought into play and realized. This story is the source of constraints that later generations often say.
Constraints are a common phenomenon in politics. Suspicious rulers generally don't trust their deputies, fearing that their deputies are too big to control, thus threatening their rule. Therefore, when they arrange ministers to do important things, they often arrange another opposition to supervise or contain ministers from the side, so that they cannot form uncontrollable forces and avoid disasters. This phenomenon is common in thousands of years of history, and many stories have been derived from it.
Wang Jian, the general of Qin, led troops to attack Chu, and Wang Jian proposed that at least 600 thousand people should be used to destroy Chu. After some ideological struggle, the king of Qin finally agreed to Wang Jian's request.
"So wang jian will first emperor six hundred thousand soldiers, since sent to Pakistan. During Wang Jian's trip, please have many pools in Meitianjia Garden.
The first emperor said,' If a general can do it, why worry about poverty?' ? Wang Jian said,' As the king's general, you can't seal the marquis just because you have made meritorious deeds, so for the king's courtiers, I also take inviting the garden pool as the inheritance of my descendants in time. The first emperor smiled.
Because Wang Jian is very important, the emissary invited five generations of good farmers. Or:' The general has begged for a lot of loans'.
Wang Jian said:' Otherwise. My husband, King Qin, is rude and distrustful. Today, he was appointed as me because he didn't have the military power of Qin. I don't ask the descendants of Tian Zhai to stand on their own feet. Although I make the king of Qin sit on the ground, I suspect that I am evil. "Wang Jian is a wise man.
He went out to war with almost all the possessions of Qin. If he betrayed Qin, he would be devastated, and the king of Qin knew better, so he would be suspicious. And some treacherous court officials are likely to use this kind of psychology of the king of Qin to secretly frame Wang Jian, so Wang Jian will be in danger.
For a general who leads troops to fight, if the emperor doesn't believe in himself and tries to contain himself everywhere, then he can't concentrate on dealing with the enemy. For any party to the war, if they can't concentrate all their strength on the battle, they will have no fighting capacity and will fall into failure.
So for Wang Jian, whether in public or in private, it is undoubtedly very important to eliminate this constraint of leadership. But not everyone can do it, Wang Jian.
In the war, many countermeasures were based on the suspicion of the monarch, and almost all of them were larks. Yue Fei of the Song Dynasty ordered his troops to drive and saw that victory was in sight, but he was framed and killed by Qin Gui.
Qin Gui's injury to Yue Fei is also a clever use of Zhao Gou's psychology. Yue Fei did not get rid of the monarch's suspicion and troublemakers, so not only the great cause of national reunification could not be completed, but even his own life could not be guaranteed.
The grip is a double-edged sword, which can be used to protect the body or hurt it. Many monarchs use this balance technique to ensure their own safety, but there are also many bad monarchs who lost their land and destroyed the Great Wall because of playing with restraint technique.
Yue Fei in Song Dynasty was afraid that he was a big shot, so he killed him first. As a result, although Yue Fei could not threaten Song Zhao's country, he lost the opportunity to destroy the gold, was restrained step by step in the face of foreign invasion, and was finally destroyed. I remember the ancient art of war said that in the past, when a general went out to war, the monarch sometimes personally sent him out of the city gate and would say, within the city gate, I have the final say; Outside the city gate, general, it's your call.
So there is such a story: a general led his troops to fight for many years, and finally won the battle and returned to North Korea. He was very proud of his achievements. As a result, the emperor sent someone to show him a box, and he was stupid: it turned out that it was full of memorials from other ministers who spoke ill of him.
If the emperor had listened to rumors and accused him, he would have died hundreds of times earlier, let alone made any contribution. The emperor is honorable and the general is blessed.
There are many short-lived reformers in real life. The reason is that they are sour in heart. Seeing that others have succeeded, they hide behind dark corners, stab knives, create gossip, and even tell "black stories" to exert various pressures on reformers. I think slander, jealousy, partiality, tripping over others' success and so on. It is also the expression of "constraint"
"Constraint" is actually a kind of internal friction, which distracts the cohesion of "resultant force". You can't do anything with it. Many people are indignant when they talk about the harm of "restraint".
I once heard a friend say that there is a talented person in their unit who works very actively. His deeds were reported in the newspaper and praised by the city, but his boss hated him and tried his best to prevent him from being promoted. Later, he didn't dare to be "advanced", but he was a little lazy, but the boss was happy.
This strange thing, to put it bluntly, is that this boss is afraid that his subordinates will take the initiative and threaten his "top spot". It can be seen that behind the "constraint", there are often people with malicious intentions interfering, and selfishness and jealousy are the bane of the phenomenon of "elbow control".
Once the "elbow joint" phenomenon grows around you, you do good things, but you are thankless. You have worked hard, sweated and made achievements, but you can't get the corresponding return. With "constraints" in the work, it is impossible to innovate and make contributions, making people unable to think independently and maintain their own personality and thoughts; Because some people are "constrained", many people can only sigh "involuntarily" and have to follow Nuo Nuo, go with the flow and cater to please. In a word, "constraint" has bound people's hands and feet, suppressed and dampened the enthusiasm of all kinds of talents.
The harm of "restraint" can be seen in the ancient Mizi base, and I believe we should also get inspiration from it. To deal with "constraints", we should be clear-headed, determined, broad-minded and work hard. As long as we constantly improve and develop ourselves and stand tall, all kinds of gossip will be broken.
Everything must be done in the public interest, with a sense of the overall situation, forming a joint force around the goal, turning negative factors into positive factors, and preventing the phenomenon of "constraints" from interfering with the pace of progress.
3. The translation of the name in classical Chinese "constrains" Zi Zibian (a disciple of Confucius, whose name is incorrect and whose word is cheap) to govern his father (the place name of Lu), fearing that Lu Jun would listen to the words of villains and his political views would not be implemented. When he left, he asked two officials close to lujun to go with him. When I got to my father, all the officials in the city came to pay homage. Mi Zibei ordered two officials to take notes. Officials just recorded that Mitchebas often pulled their elbows when he was around. The official record is not good, and Mi Zibian is very angry about it. The official was uneasy about this and asked to resign. Mi Zikai said: "Your record is not good, hurry back!" After returning, the two officials reported to lujun: "I can't be a secretary for Mi Zibei." Lu Jun asked, "What makes sense?" The official replied, "Mizi ordered me to write it down. He often tugged at my elbow. He was angry at the poor record, and officials made fun of Mizi. " This is why the two of us have to say goodbye and leave (him). "lujun with a sigh:" Kiko used this to persuade me of my mistake. I must have interfered with Mizi's work many times and prevented him from pursuing his own political views. If it weren't for you two, I would have made a mistake. "So he sent his cronies to his father to convey the will and tell Mi Zi to see him," From now on, your father is not under the control of our king, but under your control. It's up to you to implement the governance measures that are beneficial to your father. Report your achievements to me in five years. "
4. English translation Confucius disciples are mean, and they are single fathers in Lu. They are afraid that Lu Jun will listen to rumors, making one of his Confucius disciples mean and being an official in Lu as a single father (official position), and that Lu Wang will listen to rumors and make him unable to govern the country (according to his law). Let two adjutants write, and get angry with them if they don't write well. The two adjutants were very scared and asked to leave and return to Lu. Millet said: "You don't write well, even if you work hard, you have to go back." Two adjutants reported to the king: "Millet let us write badly, but took our arm and lost his temper with us." The local people are the reason why we went and came back. " King Lu came to ask Confucius. Confucius said, "Mickey is a gentleman. His talent can help the overlord (achieve great things), and he will soon start to govern himself. What he wants to express is to use this to advise you. " King Lu woke up and sighed: It is wrong to blame him for his kindness. Without these two officials, I wouldn't know my mistakes. Without Confucius, I wouldn't wake up.
5. Classical Chinese translation "Constraint" Mi Zijian accepted the appointment of Wang Lu to govern the land of single fathers, but he was afraid that Lu Wang would not be able to govern single fathers according to his own ideas after listening to the gossip of villains. Therefore, when he was about to leave and get on the horse and go to his post, he suddenly stopped and said to Lu Wang, "Your Majesty, I hope you will have two attendants with me, or I can have one.
Lu Wang Xin Ran agreed and gave him two closest attendants. When he arrived at his single father, local officials visited Xin Tairen as usual.
The Mizi base asked Wang Lu's minions, who would follow him, to take notes for him, and asked him to write down what the officials said. Mi Zikai sat in the position of the host, facing the guests, and two waiters sat next to Mi Zikai, preparing paper and pen records.
Of course, Mizi -base will be polite to the officials first, then talk about the local single father situation and ask the adults what good suggestions and opinions they have to manage the single father. Officials made suggestions, but just as the two waiters were preparing to write down the notes, Mi Zijie shook the arm of the waiter who was taking notes from time to time. The two attendants did not dare to contradict the adults, so they had to make do with it, so that their writing was not decent.
I was so anxious that the two waiters didn't know what to do, and their heads were sweating. The officials who came to see them secretly snickered when they saw the embarrassment of the two attendants.
After meeting with the officials, Mickey wanted to see the record, and two waiters took it. When Mi Ji Zi saw the scrawl, he lost his temper and scolded two waiters. The two attendants were unconvinced and thought that we were the most favored people around King Lu, but now we are so angry when we first arrived at the single father, and Mizi's base is too bullying.
So the more they think about it, the more angry they get, thinking that if they live here for a long time, they may be angry again. I packed my bags, went to say goodbye to Bian, and prepared to return to Beijing. Mi Zibian said, "Your handwriting is very poor. Go back and cheer yourself up. "
Two attendants went back and reported to King Lu: "Mi Zizhen is very embarrassed, so we can't take notes for him." King Lu asked, "What is this?" The attendant replied, "He asked us to take notes for him, but he kept shaking our arms, which made us unable to write well. Local officials of single fathers laughed at us. When he saw our poor handwriting, he flew into a rage.
We came back panting. Hearing this, Mi Lu sighed and said, "This is where Mi Zizhen advised me to correct my immoral behavior! I must have interfered with him so much in the past that he couldn't act according to his own opinions.
If it wasn't for you two. I almost did something wrong! Hearing this, King Lu immediately sent a trusted official to see the single father.
Tell Mi Zijian: "From now on, I will never care about that single father again. The sovereignty of a single father belongs to you. As long as it is conducive to the governance of single fathers, you can make decisions without asking me everywhere. Report your achievements to me in five years. "
Ji Zi respectfully agreed, so he successfully carried out his political views in The Single Father, and he really managed the single father well.
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