I really want to laugh.

Yesterday, I dreamed of God, who said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe.

A big wooden sign hung on the back of a truck, which read: "This truck collided with other vehicles 20 times, and the result was: 17 wins, 2 draws, only a slight loss. Please be more careful and shy. I have been afraid to say anything to you, but today I finally got up the courage: when will you invite me to dinner? A lovelorn wolf foraged everywhere and heard a woman in the room lecturing her child: I'll throw you out to feed the wolf again! The child cried all night. The wolf waited outside the door until dawn. With tears in his eyes, he gave a long cry: liar. Women are liars. In the morning, they received a short message from a strange number: "Happy New Year to your sister, the longer the more beautiful ~" I wondered for a long time, and I replied, "Who are you? "? A: "Your sister! A village woman was walking in the forest with a basket of eggs on her shoulder. ..... Suddenly, a big man came out. She ran and ran! That man raped her after all. After Dahan left, the village woman got up ... patted the dirt on her body ... and said ...! ! What's the big deal ... I thought the egg snatcher was coming ~ ~! ~

One day a man met God, and God suddenly showed mercy and intended to give that man a wish. ......

The school set up the Tibetan Cat Club.

Three years.

They still can't find the colonel. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. How to eat cucumber and pull watermelon back to normal? The doctor was silent for a while, then you can only eat shit. The old monk regretted that he had never seen a woman before. The young monk went down the mountain and found a prostitute to show him naked. When the old monk saw it, he said with emotion, How can you be like a nun? Then I closed my eyes.

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived! Once playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot."

Another man said, "You can't open it. If you open it, you will blow out the candle. " A woman took a nursing child to a restaurant for dinner. This is because the child is crying. The woman quickly lifted her clothes and the waiter came to stop her. The woman is furious: Isn't that ok? Attendant: You can show your breasts, but you can't bring your own drinks. Ge You went to the toilet on the way to dinner, and his pants were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are his pants wet? Ge You: Often! The friend is puzzled, Ge You: It is often the person next to him who urinates and suddenly turns around and shouts: Holy shit! Isn't this Ge You? !

Have you heard? It took 5000 times to look back in my last life before I passed by in this life, and this life is a good friend like us, in my last life. . . . I didn't do anything. I just fucking turned around.

A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised and then laughed to himself: what a fucking spirit! !

Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon scrubbed her gently and carefully, they fell in love. When asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit! ~~

God asked, do you have any wishes? The man thought about it and heard that cats have nine lives. Please give me nine lives.

God said: well, your wish has come true.

One day, a man was idle and bored, such as going to the grave. In short, he has nine lives, lying on the tracks. ......

As a result, a train passed by ... and the man was still dead. Why? Because that train has 10 cars.

I worked overtime until the evening last night 10, and I haven't left work yet.

My sister cooks delicious food, and my son especially likes it. A few years ago, I was unconvinced. Every time I cook a good meal, I ask my son: Is mom delicious?