Crayon Shinchan's favorite words

Crayon Shinchan (Japanese: クレヨンしんちゃん, English: Crayon Shinchan) is a very famous Japanese cartoon created by the late Japanese cartoonist Yoshiyoshi Sumi. Do you like watching it? The following is my favorite crayon Shinchan words to share with you. Welcome to browse.

Crayon Shinchan's favorite sentence: * Shinchan: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

* Teacher: Now? First aid? Lesson, someone is injured, what should I do first?

Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.

Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you study so hard?

Sister: It's all because of you.

Xiao Xin: Me?

Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!

* Xiao Xin: Teacher, I have to go to the toilet.

Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now

Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!

* Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met.

Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How do you know that?

Sister: Anyway, you totally push.

* Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, and you only got 50.

Xiao Xin: I did as you said.

Mom: What did I say?

Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.

* Mom: Don't go to school alone to avoid being blackmailed by bad teenagers.

Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me.

Mom: Why?

Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.

Teacher: Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow.

Xiao Xin: No.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Xin: My father does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.

Crayon Shinchan's favorite words added: * Sister: Brother, what should we do if there are delinquent teenagers blackmailing us?

Xiao Xin: Catch up with him.

Sister: Can you beat them?

Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.

Xiao Xin: Mom, you said you had to finish everything, and you couldn't give up halfway, right?

Mom: that's right

Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it.

* Mom: It's good to be able to swim.

Xiao Xin: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish.

Mom: You mean like a mermaid?

Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

* Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from?

Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.

* Mom: Mom and Dad are very busy tonight and will be back very late.

Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired!

Mom: Why?

Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.

Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.

Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!

Kitten: Who are your parents?

Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

Xiao Xin: Mom, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her.

Mom: Xiao Xin is so caring, just give her * dollars!

Mom: Hey! Why did you buy sausages?

Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!

Teacher: Please use it, Xiao Xin? Dilemma? make a sentence

Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.

Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question?

Xiao Xin: No, the answers of the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma.

Teacher: Your problem, Xiao Xin, is the improper use of words. Now you can use an idiom to describe that your teacher is very happy.

Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.

Dad: You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it?

Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell myself to bury my father.

Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.

Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.

Mom: Is it my fault?

Xiao Xin: That's right. Who told you to walk so lightly?

Mom: Xiao Xin, have you found any money this semester?

Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once.

Mom: Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?

Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into copper coins.

Mom: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again.

Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV.

Mom: Then what are you doing?

Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.

* Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say!

Where did these photos come from?

Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.

Teacher: Xiao Xin, you have done your homework very well recently.

Xiao Xin: It's all due to the police's anti-vice campaign.

Teacher: What does sweeping pornography have to do with homework?

Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home.

Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.

Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!

Kitten: Who are your parents?

Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

Teacher: Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing?

Xiao Xin: I just thought about it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money.

Teacher: Xiao Xin, I haven't been to the toilet for several days.

Xiao Xin: Don't ask us men about such things ~

Mom: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English. I hope you won't lose at the starting point.

Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting point.

Mom: What did you lose?

Xiao Xin: Heredity.

Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.

Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.

Mom: Is it my fault?

Xiao Xin: That's right. Who told you to walk so lightly?

* Teacher Ji Yong:? Now in the "first aid class", do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first, repeat. What will happen?

Xiao Xin:? Someone will sue you for sexual harassment?

* Teacher Ji Yong:? What do tadpoles become when they grow up?

Xiao Xin:? Pan. ?

* Beautiful in a daze:? Go home immediately after summer cram school. Why don't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time?

Xiao Xin:? Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! ?

* Teacher Ji Yong:? Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like ...?

Xiao Xin:? Like double airbags?

* Xiao Xin: Mei Jing, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time?

The beauty was shocked:? Why did you call twice in a row?

Xiao Xin:? Didn't you teach me to stand up when I fell? ?

* Teacher Ji Yong:? Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing?

Xiao Xin:? I thought about it and did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money?

Xiao Xin: My face hurts!

Mom: Let me see.

Xiao Xin: Do you really want to see it?