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Seeking three stories of energy saving and emission reduction

1, a short story about energy saving and emission reduction in our family.

Our family has always had a tradition of energy conservation and emission reduction. There are many stories about energy saving and emission reduction at home, and many jokes have been made.

In order to save water, my mother set all the valves that can control the water flow in the house to the middle range. As long as one person in the whole family goes to the bathroom to pee, she always says loudly as if she had been notified, "Who wants to go to the bathroom?" . When no one answers, they will shout over and over again.

Once, my father was about to pour water after washing rice. I quickly grabbed my father's hand and said, "Dad, this basin of water is enough for our family to water the flowers." And the water after rice washing is more nutritious! "Since then, our Taomi water has been kept, not watering the flowers, just washing dishes and wiping rags.

After dinner in the evening, I found that my father did not throw away the paper after wiping his mouth, but folded the paper and wiped off the oil stains on the plate. I asked my father why, and my father said, "Isn't this also saving money?"? There is less oil pollution and less detergent and water. "

Our family also has the habit of saving electricity, such as turning off the lights; There is only one 7-watt energy-saving lamp in the living room and corridor; If you can turn on the fan in summer, don't turn on the air conditioner. If it is too hot, turn on the air conditioner to heat up. To this end, a lot of jokes have been made. One day, my mother was washing clothes in the bathroom. I turned off the light conveniently. My mother is afraid of the dark and screams with fear.

I put a donation box in the hall. We usually keep a piece of waste paper, a can bottle and a box and put them in the box. You may not believe it, but when we go out, we don't bother to take the mineral water bottles home when we drink them in the open space. Mom even collected the waste tape I used. The donation box is cleaned once a week, and I am responsible for selling it. It's been more than a year now, and I've saved 200 yuan for selling waste products.

My father is a civil servant and my mother is the manager of a big bank. Family income is not low. One day, I found a pair of cotton socks worn by my mother at home, which were mended in many places. After counting, seven cracks were mended by my mother. I jokingly said to my mother, "Mom, you can make a massager with a few more stitches on the soles of your socks!" " "

Our family's exercise style is also very environmentally friendly and healthy. For example, brisk walking, jogging, skipping rope and doing push-ups at home can save money and electricity.

Recently, I read the book Common Sense of Energy Saving and Emission Reduction in Daily Life, and my family learned many new tricks. Wash your face and feet without boiling water, use large fire to boil water, use cold boiled water instead of mineral water, refuel and maintain the washing machine to save electricity, and make full use of natural light-you don't need to turn on the light when you do your homework near the window sill.

According to the data, if everyone saves a drop of water, multiplied by 65.438+300 million, it is 52,000 liters; If everyone saves one degree of electricity, multiply it by1300 million, which is equivalent to a large power station. Therefore, our family will insist on energy conservation and emission reduction. I also earnestly hope that everyone can take action and take care of our mother earth.

2. Listen to the story of Shougang's energy saving and emission reduction.

Energy saving, consumption reduction and emission reduction are the key points in Scientific Outlook on Development. Shougang has made great efforts to save energy and reduce emissions while actively promoting relocation and adjustment, and achieved remarkable results. Facts show that economic development does not necessarily have to pay a high price of energy consumption. From June 5438+0 to June 5438+00 this year, the comprehensive energy consumption per ton of steel in Beijing was 7 19.0 1kg/t, down 4.57 kg/t year-on-year; The consumption of fresh water per ton of steel is 4.35m3/t, down 0.2 m3/t year-on-year; The industrial water circulation rate is 96.6%; Converter gas recovery 100.5m3/t, up 0.6m3/t year-on-year. The story of saving water. Shougang has made great efforts to improve the recycling rate of water, increase the use of reclaimed water and reduce the use of new water. For sewage treatment alone, the recovery rate increased from 94% to 96%, and 3.26 million cubic meters were recovered from June 1 to June 1 in 2007. The responsible comrades of the Electric Power Resources Management Office of the Ministry of Production said that the key to improve the recycling rate is to solve the problem of circulating water quality in the plant, especially the salt content and chlorine. In the monitoring of the water quality of the system, it is found that the blast furnace slag washing workshop in the ironmaking plant uses less blast furnace gas to discharge. Through research, the slag flushing pools of the No.1, No.2 and No.3 blast furnaces in this plant mostly use blast furnace gas to discharge, and do not supplement or supplement industrial water as much as possible, and the reuse water has increased from the previous 1000 m3/ day to the present 3000 m3/ day. In addition, for other units with soft water devices except power plants (medium plate, coking, high-speed wire rod and other factories and mines), high-salt water storage tanks are respectively established and recycled separately to prevent high-salt water from entering the large circulation system, which can reduce 50 tons of salt water from entering the large circulation system every day; Strengthen the reverse osmosis system of electric power and coking plant, and improve the processing capacity. At present, the water quality in the plant is in a stable state, the circulating water volume has increased, and the consumption of new water has decreased. During the period of 1- 10 in 2007, the cumulative water consumption decreased by 1.67 million cubic meters compared with the same period in 2006. The story of saving electricity. The third pumping station of the power plant originally used an electric pump, which was driven by a motor to drain water. In the atmosphere of water-saving and electricity-saving protracted war in the head office, everyone uses their brains to tap their potential. Technicians thought of using steel-making and power plant to recover steam, and inputting air pump instead of motor through pipeline to drive water pump. It is such a small power saving measure that it saves 3030720Kwh for the head office, and then uses 99840 tons of steam and 50 160 tons of water. The story of energy saving. Efficient utilization of gas resources is an effective way to save energy and reduce emissions in metallurgical industry. Vigorously develop circular economy, fully implement clean production, and form low input, low consumption, low emission and high efficiency. In recent years, Shougang has taken innovation as a means to pay close attention to the recycling of secondary energy and greatly improved the gas recovery rate. Take converter gas as an example. In 2004, the recovery rate of tons of steel gas was only 63.3 cubic meters, and this year1-May, Shougang's recovery rate of tons of steel gas reached 99.85 cubic meters, ranking first in the same industry in China. In order to reduce blast furnace gas emissions and make full use of Shougang's gas resources. Shougang invested10.8 million yuan at the beginning of this year to transform the gas storage tank of No.2 converter in the second gas pressurization station of power plant into a coke oven gas storage tank. When the pressure of the coke oven gas pipe network is high, the gas is stored in the gas holder and released to the pipe network at night when the production pace is fast and the gas pressure is low. By the end of 10, the accumulated coke oven gas was nearly 7.38 million cubic meters, achieving balance.

3. My short story about energy saving and emission reduction

An old well begging for water

There is an old well, which used to be a sweet well, but now it is dry. One day, the old well begged the passing goose, "Please help me get some clean water, even a drop …" The goose remembered that she had eaten the vegetables watered by the old well and decided to help it, but the goose almost searched half the world and found no water. Reluctantly, it returned to the old well and died alone.

Lao Jing asked the frog for help again. The frog remembered the sweetness of the old well water and promised to help. After a hard search, he finally found a river, but there was a lot of rubbish in the water. He said to the old well, "The water in the river has been seriously polluted, so you can't drink it." But the frog was so thirsty that he had to take a sip. Soon, he died unfortunately by the old well.

Day after day, year after year, Lao Jing was completely desperate. He opened his unbearable mouth and groaned in pain: "Water, water ..." Lao Jing thought hard and couldn't figure out why he was like this. "I used to contribute everything to mankind, but humans did this to me, not saving water and polluting the environment, which made me end up like this. Very sad. Very sad. "

Revival of old well

Many, many years later, people on earth gradually understood the importance of energy conservation and emission reduction, and learned how to save the earth.

One day, many children were playing. Suddenly, someone found this old dry well and quickly attracted their friends. Everyone said in unison, "Let's save this poor old well." Everyone rushed to talk about the methods taught by the teacher, and invited the environmental protection robot bird. With advanced technology, this old well was revived soon.

Lao Jing smiled happily, the white swan flew by, the chubby frog cried happily, and the children played freely by the well.