Pu Yi, the last emperor of Ba Maizun, talked about marriage and his four wives were just decorations in the room.

Introduction: "Puyi and Me" tells the story of many famous artists getting along with Puyi, the last emperor of the "re-education through labor team", and tells many jokes about Puyi actively participating in labor but unable to work: moving bricks, smashing They were forced to have their feet burned while carrying coal, their hair and eyebrows were burned in the stove, their arms were scratched when washing the chimney, they were forced to sing "Ghost Howl", etc.

Talk about their marriage to the emperor.

Pu Yi is a very unfortunate person in life. He said: "Every marriage is registered based on photos and is not voluntary. My memory of Wanrong and Wenxiu is that they were noisy all day long and had no feelings. In the end, Wenxiu divorced me in Tianjin and died in Beijing in 1953. . But when I met her brother, I still felt sorry for her. To marry Wanrong was to draw a circle on the photo, then marry her, and then hold a grudge against her! Later, she died in prison. I was very happy with her, but she was killed by the Japanese. Although I have been officially married three times and married four wives, I have never had a love and married life. They are the furniture of my house and they are a couple in name. Their experiences were tragic. They were all victims! Li, who got married in the end, was a medical worker who sympathized with me and understood me very well. But I am too old to fulfill my husband's obligations. I feel sorry for her!" /p>

Du said, "You are really a fine person, you have a wife. How many people have you died?"

Pu Yi said: "My life is bad, I have bad luck."

Du said: "Is it unlucky for you to be the emperor? What else can I do?"

The emperor said: "It is unlucky to be the emperor! A 3-year-old child who is not sensible will be fooled. When Woodhead How painful it is when playing German!"

The emperor said: "I married Li, a native of the Northeast, with a green onion and a heart of chili pepper." It's amazing! "

Du said, "This is not true. Shen Zui also married a Northeasterner. She is a kind and kind person! Why don't you look at these guys and count Shen Zui's physical and mental health? Look at Shen Zui's eyes getting smaller when he smiles, ha."

Shen Zui said: "My eyes are not big. But my wife is a good person, I am very satisfied, and I am very grateful to her."

The topic turned to me and asked me how I got married to Wu Zuguang. I said: "It's hard to explain. "I told them like a story. It rained that day and we stopped working. While we were chatting, the people who took care of us stopped working and went to find a place to play. Everyone listened to me with interest . The emperor listened straightly, as if he didn't understand.

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Du said: "Lao Pu, you can't understand that a person's marriage is the most important thing in life. A very important thing, sometimes it is the backbone of life. "! My wife and I fought and fought together. Over the years, a group of my children have been trained by her.'

Shen Zui said: "Lao Pu, your special status in the feudal era, you My marriage history is so unfortunate! Getting married looking at photos is ridiculous! You married Wanrong and Wenxiu at the age of sixteen, which only aggravated your tragedy! "

The emperor was stunned and became depressed.

I think the emperor must be in pain at this moment. He said: "Let's not talk about the historical tragedies of the past. Everyone knows that Wanrong is a talented woman and a beauty. It's a sad death and everyone feels sad about it! The emperor cannot be held responsible either. It is said that the emperor was also a victim. It is impossible for him to live with his wife as a real couple. This is also caused by feudal history. "

Everyone was annoyed, or asked me how I met Zuguang and how I got married. I said: "My marriage is my own choice. I decided it myself. First I asked him: "Are you willing to get married?"

The emperor asked curiously: "What did Wu Zuguang say?"

I said," he said, "I have to think about it. . This really annoys me! '

The emperor was stunned and asked: "Why?"

I said: "Maybe it's because he didn't expect it. He was not mentally prepared."

The emperor said: "I didn't expect it."

I said: "I didn't expect him to answer me like this."

The emperor "set fire" [S2/]

The "Cultural Revolution" brought into play the "three major" policies: speaking out, speaking out, and debating. At first, there were posters on the walls and all the walls, doors and windows were covered. developed again. Pull the rope and hang on the rope. Rope, poster reader looks at while walking, heavy snow and rain indoors.

Later, it developed, and posters with key points of criticism were placed on the ground; such big-character posters all named people by name, such as: "Tell a counter-revolutionary honestly that he will perish if he doesn't surrender! He has nothing to do with it!" These are the main targets of criticism.

I remember that the emperor, Du, Shenzui and I went to a paper factory to use paper and ink to draw big-character posters. Because the paper and pen for writing posters are provided by the government, you can take them as you like. Many people took away public paper, pens, and ink and trashed it.

I walked into the factory gate with the emperor. The emperor pointed with his finger and said: "Look! Oh, my God! A big piece of paper and a big word: Capitalist roaders! So and so, you must bow your head and confess your guilt." !”

When I walked into the door, the floor was covered with posters and the walls were covered with posters. The emperor still held a cigarette in his hand. Seeing that he didn't dare to say anything, Shenzui gestured to the emperor and put out the cigarette with his fingers. The emperor didn't understand and walked back and forth with a cigarette. I whispered to the emperor next to me, "Put out the cigarette butt! Quickly." The emperor didn't understand. At this time, a group of ragged men and women came. They all shaved. The rebellious young man kept shouting: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

The emperor was frightened when he saw this group of people! Your feet step aside, trembling with fear, and you forget about the cigarette in your hand. The rebels saw the cigarette in the emperor's hand, grabbed it and threw it away. The cigarette fell on the poster. After a while, there was smoke coming from the ground, and the rebellious boy had already escorted the team away. The wind blows in from the door, there are posters one after another on the door and on the ground, and the corners of the wall are pressed against bricks. The wind kept blowing in, guiding the poster, and in an instant, flames burst out. Immediately someone shouted: "Fire!" Some people were busy carrying buckets and pouring water. Everyone stretched out their legs and ran, but the emperor did not. The scene was flooded from head to toe.

Things happened and they became nervous. After a while, the fire went out and everyone was naturally fine. The emperor was upset and couldn't eat, as if he had done something bad. He said to me: "Xin Xia Feng, I believe that it is good to be frank and let go of the burden, but it is not good to implicate others!"

I asked curiously: "Lao Pu, have you become a new person? Is there any more burden?"

The emperor blushed with anxiety. He rubbed his hands and whispered vaguely: "The fire is out, but it is here."

I didn't care: "This matter didn't bring us trouble before! Thinking about this, looking at you Become a talkative aunt"

The emperor fell silent when he saw that I was impatient to listen to him. After the incident, we put away more than a dozen bundles of various documents and prepared to leave. The rebel guard yelled and lectured: "Listen! There was an arson case today, and you all have problems. Puyi! Come out!"

The emperor stood up tremblingly. The rebels said: "It's good for you to confess. You suck this fire!"

The emperor shook his hand and said: "Yes, I set the fire, not intentionally. Yes"

The villain said: "Asshole! Are you still trying to prove yourself? You reported to me that the cigarette ashes you smoked caused the fire! Fortunately, you didn't catch it. If you had, you would have to spend ten years in prison! Write a check! Don’t write it too deeply!”

Later I asked the emperor: “What’s wrong with you? What kind of thing do you want to tell him?” , look, write a comment."

The emperor said: "I'm afraid I'm tied to everyone." At that time, I was robbed by the leader and thrown on a big poster, but I didn't dare to say anything. Frankly speaking, I believe it is loyal to this 'Cultural Revolution'. "

I heard this and said: "You are very loyal, but loyalty means bad luck! "

The emperor wrote a midnight check. A dozen manuscripts were handed over to the librarian. When I took out the trash with the emperor in the afternoon, I saw the comments written by the emperor were thrown into the trash can. The emperor picked it up with his hand, opened it and said: "Written in the middle of the night, it mainly means that I did not set the fire. "They didn't even look at it. They were thrown into the trash can! I still check myself carefully."

Pu Yi and his brother Pu Jie choose vegetables together.

The Emperor's Indiana[/s2/]

The labor transformation of intellectuals in the "Cultural Revolution". The handyman resigned, rebelled, and became a "leader." All the work in this unit is done by us. When the "leader" feels uncomfortable, he looks for trouble, fights and curses every day, and creates love triangles. It was so lively that my wife asked the "leader" for a divorce and they scolded and made trouble!

I took out the trash with the emperor.

First, clean the office garbage and waste paper into the wastebasket and pour it into a large rectangular wooden box with handles at both ends. The emperor and I took it, walked to each office one by one, and put down the wooden boxes. Then clean up the indoor garbage and waste paper into the waste paper basket, pour it into the wooden box, and then transport it out for dumping. This is a daily routine.

We moved the bins one after another. The emperor is in front and I am in the back. He is taller than me. He walked in front and I followed him. Suddenly, his hand was raised, and I was caught off guard, and a box of trash fell to the ground. I quickly grabbed the rotten paper and cigarette butts and threw them into the wooden box. My hands have been busy. So interesting. The emperor was interested in everything. When he saw folded underwear and a little head with a nose and eyes in the trash, he picked them out and played with them. He asked: "How do you feel about being a 'leader'? Why are you still playing with your little coat and pants? Are they playing or working?" While the emperor was playing with these little paper figures, the wife of the rebel leader suddenly He broke into the yard, jumped up on his feet and yelled: "Come out! You won't go home and say you're disgusting every day, but you can act like a human being! It's with the pheasant! He also said that we want to revolution together! I'm not done with you yet. !" At this time, the emperor and I quickly packed up our things, picked up the trash can, and prepared to go. The mad woman cursed as she rushed in and knocked down the emperor. The emperor couldn't get up, so the woman simply turned the wooden box into a stool and sat on it to cross the road. The emperor picked up the little paper man from the trash and started playing with it.

The rebel leader who was cursed by his wife came out of the house. When he saw the emperor, he shouted: "What are you doing? Why did you leave it all over the floor? How dirty! Look at you! I still Very happy. What are you playing? Do you think you are dreaming about being the emperor in your palace! Get up, hurry up!" The emperor was frightened and stood up quickly, lowered his head and said to the rebels. Said: "Yes, I am committing a crime! I forgot that I am a sinner and act as a villain"

The rebel leader said: "Shut up! Pick up the garbage on the ground!"

My emperor and I picked up all the garbage and put it in wooden boxes, but we didn't dare to make a sound. Suddenly, the rebel's wife jumped up like a madman and created a rebel. At this time, the emperor didn't know how to escape, so he was caught in the middle and pushed around. That rebel is so bad. He seized the opportunity to hit him, but did not dare to hit his wife. Everything is on the emperor. When a wife looks at her husband like this, she is beating her husband and the emperor. The emperor happily pulled the frame away from both ends and advised him: "Don't fight, don't fight."

After a big quarrel, the couple left. I said, "Lao Pu, stop pulling them. These people have no humanity. I was beaten until I lost everything." The emperor said, "I am pulling a group of animals!" He was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he said sadly: "Oh, what a pity! ”

There are two pieces of paper in the emperor’s pocket.

Shenzui, Puyi, and Du worked in the backyard of the CPPCC to take care of me. I was sent by the China Review Theater to support their labor camp. I was happy to go because the group were all kind men and I was the only woman who was sure to take care of me. They were also very casual and the caretakers turned a blind eye. They don't work many hours and are not tired. They can also talk and laugh freely between classes, reminisce with the amiable administrators, and chat with us.

Shen Zui likes to talk and laugh, but he also works. During the break, Shen Zui said to Puyi: "We work hard, eat a lot, stay healthy, eat, talk and laugh." Oh, my God! Lao Pu, you are the most famous person in our team. "

Pu Yi smiled and said: "The dung beetle got on the big ship. "

Du asked in surprise: "What? "

Pu Yi said: "This is famous. "

"Ha" everyone laughed. What a funny joke!

The emperor laughed so hard. He said proudly: "We are newcomers and want to say something new. "

Shen Zui also mocked the emperor: "The emperor is not just a civil servant, but also a new culture."

Du said slowly: "Laopu has a new culture and is a commoner. "He married a commoner wife, got married in Beijing's famous cultural center and cultural club, and went to many intellectuals."

The cultural club was a gathering place for famous intellectuals in Beijing at that time, and was also the former site of the European and American Alumni Association. . I also got married here.

Pu Yi and Li took a photo.

The emperor smiled and mysteriously took out two pieces of paper from his uniform pocket, but he was afraid that everyone would see them, so he deliberately avoided them. He put the paper into his pocket with both hands.

Shen Zui was very enthusiastic and happy, and whispered: "Shh, don't be so evasive, let the door god see what will happen!" After hearing this, the emperor slowly took out two pieces of paper from his pocket in fear. It turns out that Wan Zi gave him a poem when she got married:

Unforgettable days are in the golden chamber, and the life of the last king can be known.

I mean, after ten years of exposure, when I lost my life.

Speaking of altars, you can tell a good story. Your pillow is filled with joy and branches.

The message to the virtuous lady of West Lake combines the support of Han and Manchu people.

Looking back on that year, I hope to have a grand wedding, as a newlywed, to cleanse my heart and cleanse my bones.

Read the secret, know each other forever, dance together, and love each other deeply.

If you have your own golden needle to test your life, you will also have a warm and cold silver watch.

The Xinhua News Agency incident transcends the present and the past, and the red candle illuminates the favor of the party.

The emperor's greatest comfort at that time was that he had a new home, so he copied this poem on paper and used it as his talisman. At that time, I was most afraid of writing on paper. The guard took a look and said it was reactionary. The emperor showed it to us. I said: "I know Teacher Wan Meizi. He is the scholar who is most passionate about writing poetry."

But for these two pieces of paper, something really happened. The supervisor noticed and shouted: "Puyi, come here!"

Puyi was so scared that he didn't even dare to go out. The guard grabbed his arm and said, "What reactionary words did you write?" Take it out! Take it away quickly! '

The emperor was too frightened to answer or move. We feel that this person is too honest and it doesn’t matter if he takes it out.

The guard asked: "You must expose Puyi quickly, don't cover each other, and form an offensive and defensive alliance! What did he write? Why didn't you dare to show it to the light? This must be reactionary! Why did he Don’t you dare to hand it over?”

Du, Shenzui and others. There’s nothing to say and everyone knows it. At this time, the emperor turned to look at Shenzui. The guard turned to Shenzui and said, "Shenzui, you know the reactionary words written on his paper! Say it. Say it quickly!"

Shenzui is really witty. He said: "This is Puyi's wedding poem. Looking back, I hope to have a grand wedding, cleanse my heart, and be a new person!". "Suddenly, everyone relaxed. The watchers looked at each other and nodded, He stretched out his hand to the emperor and said: "Okay, take it out, otherwise we won't be reactionary. "

The emperor took it out of his pocket and handed it to the caretaker. The caretaker turned it over, looked at it, and smiled. He threw it in front of the emperor and said: "You, a feudal emperor, still A little bit of a human touch! "The night watchman left after saying that.

Shen Zui said: "Lao Pu, pick it up! "

The emperor did not dare to move. Shen Zui picked it up for him and put it in his uniform pocket. The emperor bowed deeply to Shen Zui and said, "Thank you, Miss Shen, you are so kind!" ”

We all laughed. Everyone picked up the tea bowl, but did not get rid of the predicament. Author: Xin