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Boys like your performance.

First, boys secretly love or like a girl's performance has the following aspects:

I can't help staring at that girl.

Will be particularly active in front of girls.

When girls are happy, they will be very happy. When a girl is sad, she will feel like a cloudy day.

If that girl behaves well in front of other boys, she can't help being jealous.

If that girl is depressed, she will want to comfort her.

For girls, even if it is difficult to do, they will agree.

Girls get excited when they go to Q. I hope she can take the initiative to chat with herself, and she will pray to God for it thousands of times. When she goes offline, her mood will become very low.

When she cares about herself, she will often fantasize that she likes herself and indulge in this feeling of happiness.

Also, speak louder to attract the attention of girls.

When you read this article, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you have fallen in love with him (her).

1. When a boy has a crush on a girl, he can't help caring about her and asking other girls about her.

When a boy secretly loves a girl, he will definitely remember her birthday, her favorite color, her phone number and mobile phone.

When a boy secretly loves a girl, he will fight with that girl. After the fight, he would say "she is ugly" and "stubborn". In fact, in his heart, "she" is always the best! /When she fights with other boys, I will dissuade her because I don't want to see her get hurt.

When a boy has a crush on a girl, he often fantasizes about how to tell her, but he can't say it, but he will tell his bosom friend.

When a boy secretly loves a girl, her birthday is coming, and he will be anxious to choose a gift for the girl, but he doesn't know which one is the most suitable.

6. When a boy has a crush on a girl, he will remember all Valentine's Days and imagine what it would be like if he had the chance to spend time with her.

7. Boys secretly love girls, and when "she" needs herself, she will definitely "go through fire and water".

8. When a boy has a crush on a girl, he will try his best to ask his classmates about her going out with friends: the date time and the place to play. Then I also invited some friends to the same date time and place as girls, and then pretended to meet. ...

9. When a boy has a crush on a girl, when her friend knows that he likes her, he will ask himself, and he will only shake his head: "How can I like her? Impossible ... "

10. When a boy secretly loves a girl, he will observe the male classmates who have the most contact with her and think that they are deliberately approaching her. "They should be my rival in love."

The performance of boys when they like girls (including unrequited love)

If a boy likes you, he will say that you are not beautiful, but from the day he likes you, he has no interest in seeing other beautiful girls.

If a boy likes you, he will say you are a pig, because in his heart you are as cute as a stupid pig.

If a boy likes you, he will send a message to chat with you on his mobile phone when you are bored. He will say that there is too much information this month and he doesn't want to waste it.

If a boy likes you, he will say that he is omnipotent, not arrogant, because he likes you too much.

If a boy likes you, he won't turn off his cell phone when he sleeps. He will be afraid that you will have something late at night but can't find him.

If a boy likes you, he is always the last to hang up or cancel, because he feels at ease.

If a boy likes you, he will ask everywhere what medicine is most effective when you have a stomachache.

If a boy likes you, he will despair when you are in danger and be at a loss when you are in pain.

If a boy likes you, he will say it hurts if you gently hit him, but it doesn't hurt at all if you really hit him hard.

If a boy likes you, he will never call you by your name. He will call you a stupid pig and a loser.

If a boy likes you, he will be your punching bag when you are angry and the audience of your jokes when you are happy.

If a boy likes you, he will forget the fact that men and women are equal, and he will accept all your unequal rules.

If a boy likes you, he will follow you to like everything you like and hate everything you hate.

If a boy likes you, he will associate you with everything beautiful.

If a boy likes you, everything you say is true to him, and a small part of you is the whole world to him. .

finally

If a boy really likes you, he will never say those three words.

If a boy likes a girl, he will make some realistic promises. Instead of listening to "I give you the stars in the sky", he might as well listen to "I invite you to dinner"

Third, what kind of behavior or performance will there be if you secretly love or like it?

I dare not look at each other.

Desperate to tell each other what they think, but lack of courage, leading to depression.

Eyes often miss each other (unconsciously), such as what she is doing, whether she is in class, who she is talking to, and so on.

And I really want to see each other! Eyes are constantly searching for him (her), but you have to pretend not to care, and you will be jealous when you see someone you like playing with the opposite sex. Ambiguous or some intimate actions will make you unhappy and even insomnia. I have nothing to say when I meet someone I like, because I don't know what to say.

Sometimes, it gets really awkward. When you see him or her, you can't help losing control. Different people have different behaviors. For example, some people will always fight with her (him) to make him (her) notice himself.

At the beginning, I will always pay attention to his (her) every move and be very careful. But at a certain stage, he (she) feels that he (she) can't stand it anymore. When I make it clear, I will make up my mind to say it, even though I am nervous and contradictory! I believe that all male compatriots in the world feel the same way, and female compatriots also have feelings!

There will be expectations and all kinds of unrealistic fantasies. Although I know in my heart that I shouldn't make this fantasy so irrationally, I still can't restrain my expectations. Even though I am disappointed and hurt again and again, I still expect to realize my small, weak, radiant, sad and helpless expectations next time.

I really want to meet each other, but when I do meet each other, I often don't know what to do, I'm at a loss, and I even do a lot of abnormal actions.

Every move you make all the time, you will be extra careful if the other person is in sight. No matter what you do, your mind is actually on the other person. Observe whether he (she) cares about himself, what he (she) is doing, what special body language he (she) has and what signals he (she) has. The other person's eyes or other things may bring pressure to themselves, but they are more small and secretly happy.

I always think of him when I say a related sentence, hear a meaningful song and see a somewhat related scene.

Mention him casually in words, in fact, just to get to know him.

Learn to think carefully.

In a daze or other private time, I will think, uh, what is he doing now?

Become more and more emotional.

Suddenly found that many of his words, including modal particles, you have in mind.

His name has become a fixed collocation in your computer and mobile phone input method.

He has a unique code name, and I don't want to tell anyone. It is not as widely known as a nickname, but a selfish and caring name.

Fantasy belongs to fantasy, but you still don't want him to find out about your caution.

You would rather taste the faint or thick sour taste when watching him happy with others than try to tell him your heart, or dare not try.

You are afraid to see him, but when you expect to see him, he can show you something special.

You are studying all his information, and he has no intention of mentioning his favorite songs recently. You will download and listen repeatedly, study the lyrics, want to know what this song means, and guess whether there is your component in it.

You stay in his website forum or his QQ space. Even if people can't see him, they will study what kind of people come here. You really want to see the shadow of the person you like from them.

If he has a lover, you will study his lover's personality and temperament characteristics, and even regard dressing as a hobby, and silently compare with that person in your heart.

You don't want your friends to know what you are thinking, but you vaguely expect someone to tell the person you like about it and get a chance, even if it is a failure.

However, you still choose not to confess or hint.

Maybe it's just stalking, maybe it's not stalking at all.

Maybe it's observation, maybe it's just a silent sketch in my heart.

Maybe it's because he went to someone's house to drink with someone else, or maybe it's because he didn't reply to your message and lost all hope.

Perhaps because of his casual words, it caused waves from the beginning, or because of his expression, he has been trying to figure out his mind.

. . . . . .

Love is love. You give me a firefly, and I regard it as the sun.

Unrequited love may be beautiful, unforgettable and emotional in retrospect.

However, at least when we are in it, we all hope that we can be the people around that person.

Unlike now, there is not even a qualification to wait far away.

I love you, but I don't want to tell you.

I can't help looking at you when we meet.

If a boy has a crush on a girl. When she is bullied by others, she will chase the bully around the playground. And I still see it once. It seems that this man and he have sworn enemies. As a result, people sued the teacher. The teacher asked in front of the whole class, and the boy would drag him back and say, I don't like him! In retrospect, boys always have a knowing smile on their faces. Things have changed a lot now. After several years, when boys find girls' Q on the Internet, girls are always lukewarm to boys. Sometimes a boy always tells himself in his heart that maybe she is really busy!

When a boy has a crush on a girl. You would think that you were born to meet her.

Just to love her.

When a boy falls in love with a girl. As long as it's what she wants. He will get it for her at all costs. As long as she wants it. Even if I give up my dignity and my life, I will help her get it!