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Does anyone look good under the bed?

Well, as a movie that can make me laugh many times, you are very successful. But your sister is a horror movie, okay?

The ghost with pale face and red eyes painted on your poster turned out to be female number two, damn it!

I thought it was a ghost movie, but it turned out to be a love mystery movie. Forget about love, the actor's artificial voice and movements made me laugh more than twice.

As for reasoning, the neurotic method used by female number two to kill female number one is incredible. Okay, you're great.

The most tragic thing is male number two, whose face has never been seen in the whole film. By the way, the director must have lied to the actors.

"Boy, this time you are male No.2, behave yourself!"

"Thank you, director. I will try my best to play well. "

"No, all you have to do is cover your face with your hat and show your mouth and say a few words."

" "

At the end of the film, female No.2 pretends to be a female ghost and pursues female 1 with a sharp knife. The whole venue laughed directly. ...

Shit, have you ever seen barefoot running in the street to kill people, and the speed is still fast? Hang up!

The little toe barked to hurry up.

As a result, the heroine was chased to the wall. You twisted your fucking ankle! Move slowly step by step!

The most tragic thing is that the man who wanted to kill the heroine didn't kill him because he sang an ugly song hoarsely.

Holy shit!

And then it's over ...

Well, the director is really talented, and so is the screenwriter. I am too vulgar to understand the bridge of terror you designed. ...

The only bright spot is that the two heroines are not bad-looking and have good bodies. Alas, I don't know how many hidden rules it takes to get to the top.

Comfort yourself. ...