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Did unofficial history Zhang Fei really marry Cao Cao's cousin and niece?

200 years is a very lively year, and history has arranged many wonderful stories to be staged intensively in this year.

The most lively, of course, is the battle of Guandu. This joke happened in October, when Yuan Shao was the second child and Cao Cao was the second child. The best joke was in April, when Guan Yunchang, who was temporarily under the command of Cao Cao, staged a thrilling action blockbuster, in which Yan Liang was the first soldier to kill Yuan Shao's white horse. The worst joke was that handsome Sun Ce was killed by three assassins while hunting in Jiangdong. He was only 26 years old and left Da Qiao Meimei prematurely. The blackest joke is that Liu Huangshu, who won the hearts of the people, lost Xuzhou and went to Yuan Shao for dinner. The bloodiest joke is that in the first month, Cao Cao smashed the reactionary clique in Dongcheng in one fell swoop, and more than 700 innocent people were brought to justice.

What is the funniest joke? It was three generals, Zhang Fei, who found a girlfriend and made a lifelong event. Miss Xiahou, a girl of Lori level, Xia's niece, hostile camp and Cao Cao's cousin.

Comrade Zhang Fei's troops lost contact with the organization, and hurriedly evacuated from Xuzhou secretariat jurisdiction to Qiaoxian, Guo Pei and Yuzhou secretariat jurisdiction. The weather was fine, and Miss Xiahou came out to collect mushrooms and firewood. The officers who lost contact with the big army met the naive village girl. We pieced pieces of information together into a romantic love story of Zhang Fei: In the first month of 200 AD, after Cao Cao solved the Dongcheng Group, he decided to solve Liu Bei in Xuzhou first, and then attack Yuan Shao. So when the army arrived, Liu Bei's military group broke up.

Liu Bei went to Yuan Shao's house and was warmly welcomed. As a temporary worker under Cao Cao, Guan Yu's salary is not generally high; The second brother has landed, and the third brother Zhang Fei is pitiful. He led a guerrilla war, and in order to strengthen the revolutionary forces, he recruited soldiers everywhere.

Over there, General Xia's niece, Miss Xiahou, came out to collect firewood or mushrooms, walking, running and singing. The little girl picking mushrooms met the big mushroom. The little girl collecting firewood met Zhang Shufei, a towering tree.

Zhang Fei is promoting the revolutionary principle that Liu Huangshu helped the Han Dynasty to the masses and encouraging everyone to join the guerrillas. Seeing such a pure little girl, he can't afford to be hurt. He blushed and asked, "Girl, which one are you hoarding?" Miss Xiahou blushed and twisted her braids and whispered, "Xiahou's family is in Qiao County, my uncle is General Xia, and my eldest brother is. Do not bully me.

Zhang Fei laughed, "cao thief's relatives, who said bully you? Isn't it bullying? How old are you? " Miss Xiahou hummed, "Fourteen, no, thirteen." Zhang Fei waved his hand: "Guard, please be kind to Miss Xiahou and don't let her fall into enemy hands. Haha, I went to the right place. " One good thing is. Zhang Fei found a partner in the burning years of passion.

Original record: In the fifth year of Jian 'an, Shiba Inu became a sister in the thirteenth year. She traveled around counties to collect firewood and was taken in by Zhang Fei. He met his good wife and married her.

According to Wei's note, it is quoted from the History of the Three Kingdoms: the dialogue in this paper is purely personal design, and there is no record in history.

In the face of love, even a man who has fought many battles will be moved. Perhaps it was this encounter, a simple blush and heartbeat that touched Zhang Fei's heart. In fact, the school easy search envies ancient love, which is clean and pure, less formal and more spontaneous. Perhaps this is the concept of love produced in that environment, and now we can only remain envious.