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Requesting limericks from the legendary world
1.
Killing deer is necessary, mining is helpless
Upgrading is slow, and gold bars are not available
The task is difficult, deer blood is exchanged for life
Slaying dragons is something you dream about, holding it in your hand is made of frost
The corpse king is someone who explodes books, and the mage is someone who needs electricity. .
The white pig is filled with water, and disappointment is inevitable.
The leader is powerful, and the best is the favorite.
The red moon is terrifying, the devil They are reclusive.
Zhu Qi is rich, and fights are inevitable.
Exploding people is common, and randomness is a must.
Killing people is inevitable. Happy, curse is the most feared.
Being killed is angry, revenge is difficult
Buying and selling are frequent, and transactions are false.
It is difficult to buy credit cards, and the card numbers are outrageous.
Scammers are shameless, but you are still rich.
It is normal to be cheated, and it is useless to cry out.
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Real girls are noble, and they are forced to ask for money
Fake girls are pampered, and there are many shemales
The wedding is happy, and the cost is Huge
Registration is not allowed, and you will get divorced tomorrow
It costs money to join, and it is difficult to be the boss
Shacheng is evil, and the master is Often exchanged.
Brothers are often called, and friendship is money.
People's hearts are unpredictable, and the best cannot be borrowed.
Siege a city It is chaotic, and the equipment is often dropped.
The warrior is powerful, the fire is ruthless.
The mage is pathetic, and the roar is funny.
Taoist priests are cute, but they stay aside when fighting.
They are online every day, and Mi is a power leveler.
Thieves are powerful, but domestic thieves are difficult to guard against.
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The password was stolen and the account was recovered.
The level is high and the warehouse is empty.
Legendary is fun but the price is expensive .
I stay up all night frequently, and my eyes are dark.
The equipment is top-notch, but the origin is shameful.
Plugins are paid. The money is fraudulent
The hotline exists, but the phone is difficult to get through
The answer is gentle, but the wait is long
The game is fun, Agents are difficult
The Internet is illusory, but legends continue
2. Legends are fun, but the price is high. I stayed up all night every day, and the circles under my eyes were dark.
You are online all the time, and the Internet fees are high. Higher grades are gratifying, but studies are wasted.
Upgrading is slow, money is mined, point cards are hard to buy, and the price is outrageous.
Mining is boring, the poor are pitiful, slaying dragons is for dreaming, and holding hands is for chopping horses.
The task is difficult to complete, and deer blood is difficult to find. Buying and selling are frequent and transactions are careful.
The leader is powerful, but he is often criticized. The white pig is filled with water, and the prison training is not violent.
Zuma is terrifying, and the best is my favorite. The Corpse King is easy to defeat, but we are not afraid of him.
Swearing is normal and the terminology is damning. PK is regular, random is a must.
Brothers are often called brothers, and friendship is money. Friends are called friends, and money is not given to them.
My fellow disciples are deceived, and it is difficult for me to be the boss. People's hearts are unpredictable, and equipment cannot be borrowed.
MM is loved, shemale is obvious. Marriage is happy but expensive.
I have a lot of wives, and the purpose is to ask for money. I have no money, but I still have to give it.
Shacheng is evil, and its owners change frequently. Pig 7 means fortune, and fights are inevitable.
Killing is fun, but curses are the scariest thing. Being killed is anger, and this revenge must be avenged.
Siegeing a city is chaotic, and equipment is often dropped. Liars are shameless and shouting is useless.
The warrior is powerful, nicknamed the Blood Ox. Mages are pathetic and roaring is useless.
Taoist priests are cute and ++ to be seen. Everyone knows that Shanda is a liar.
The propaganda is loud, but the result is the opposite. It is difficult to see the network administrator, and the answer is no.
The hotline exists, but the phone number is blocked. The answer is gentle and the waiting is forever.
The Internet is illusory, and I won’t play Legend anymore. It’s a lot of trouble, but I’ve stopped playing Legend long ago.
Three,
Recalling the legendary dreams of the past, the shadow of the sword and the light of the sword are full of murderous intent.
Brothers love each other deeply in joy and sorrow, husband and wife love each other in life and death.
Kill the cat and chase the deer out of the new village, slay the demon Eliminate demons and enter the alliance again.
Looking up close at the green waves meeting the blue sea, and looking at the green mountains with green pine trees in the distance.
I was kissed by snakes in the Poison Valley, and I also worked hard in the mining areas.
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I was also surprised when I stormed the magic weapon, and I was also depressed when I chopped down maggots.
It took me three to five days to learn the final skill, and from then on I became a hero in the world.
I showed my skills in the first siege of the city. , the sand city is full of dragons.
Taoist magic and powerful lightning talismans are fierce, and warriors show off their strength and fire soar into the sky.
Dragon patterns, bone and jade plus judgment, united efforts to destroy the palace.
After the third watch, I was still frightened, and I could hear mourning everywhere in the wilderness.
I went to Zuma to avenge my friends, and I killed the centipede to avenge my wife.
No hero is afraid of curses, and no good man is there. Afraid of the name red.
Fighting on the battlefield all day long, afraid of death, don’t come to the legend!
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