Love joke

1, loneliness is not innate, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

2. Flowers bloom and fall, and flowing water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.

3. The brightest eyes, the most beautiful smiling faces and the gentlest hands in the world. The most rare thing in the world is love, the most firm thing is determination, and the most precious thing is sincerity. Dear, please accept my sincerity.

I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside you pass by every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

5, raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, travel is a kind of date, parting is the taste of loneliness, not no one to accompany, just strange coffee is not drunk, tired all the way, the rain will break when touched, only you are still perfect.

6. How long the night is, how long the tears are, how long the tears are, and how long the love is. Follow you for a century rain or shine! We set sail in the ocean of fate.

7. Happiness is what you make me feel; Missing is my gift to you; Sincerely, let me love you forever; Together is our sweet future; Infatuation is my unchangeable oath to you!

8. If everything starts all over again, if the ending is still like this, you are still so moving, and a relationship without results, I will still choose to love you and will not regret it.

9. Without you, my world has no color; Without you, there are no white clouds in my sky; Without you, my body has no soul; Without you; My life is only tragedy!

10, I promise I will not let anyone hurt you, including myself. Believe me, I will give you happiness.

1 1, you are the strength of my life, you are the shield lock of my body, you are the clear spring of my skin, you are the lifeblood of my limbs, you are the glory of my five senses, in short, you are all to me, and I will be fragmented without you.

12, I miss you when I am sad, just like the winter sun; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

13, time can't wash away the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

14, I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

15, you made me feel the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

16, the weather is getting colder, the wind is getting stronger, and my hands are getting colder! But all this can't stop me from having a fiery heart! A heart that loves you! Dear, may my love bring you warmth and happiness in the cold winter!

17, always nodding when meeting, but it is always difficult to say what you want to say. The moment my eyes met, I felt your tenderness.

18, my heart is pounding at the thought of your name! Looking at your face will burn your face! Holding your hand is like a cloud floating gently! Do you know that?/You know what? I'm completely fascinated by you! Vowed to grow old with you.

19 dear, how are you? In my life, I think the most important thing is that I want to live with you, and the most romantic thing is to grow old with you.

I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it.

2 1, I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I'm too sad to change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you're unintentional.

22. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

23. Fish said: You will never see my tears, because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

24. I meet you in the afternoon of summer dusk, miss you in the long wind and frost of autumn, kiss you in the spring of grass green, and just want to ask you gently-let me love you all my life, OK?

25, winter is a magician, can change the magic of snowflakes, winter is an angel, can bring beauty to the world, winter is an elf, can bring you happiness, winter makes me simple, makes my greetings warm and warm, dear, happy winter.

26, when the sun rises, send you a short message, dear, it's time to get up! When the star rises, I will send you a message. Dear, I wish you a sweet dream! I miss you day and night, and I only wish you a better life than me!

27. Would you like to give me a support: If I can think of you in the world of mortals, I will have sweet peace and endless motivation, and I will have enough courage to move on.

28. My love, you are my oxygen. Although you are not with me, you still fill every inch of space around me. I love you forever!

29. Open your eyes. I only have eyes for you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Wear glasses. You are the only one in my four eyes.

30. May you have me forever, and may I have you forever. Let's move towards a new life together.

3 1, It takes a minute to break a person's heart, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone.

32. Real lovers are: when they are together, one hour is one second; And when they are apart, one second is an hour. This is exactly how I feel about you. Love you forever.

Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

34. I hope all the cold winds blow to me in winter, and all the rain and snow float to me! Let me create a warm and sunny sky for you! Dear, may there be no wind, frost, rain and snow in your winter, only happiness and warmth!

35. I meet you in the afternoon of summer dusk, miss you in the long wind and frost of autumn, kiss you in the spring of grass green, and just want to ask you gently-let me love you all my life, ok?

36. Your skin is a stick, and my lip print is a note of love; I want to write an unforgettable song to make you happy forever!

37. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

38. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

39. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be your student. When you look in the mirror, you can give me your deepest gaze!

40. I think our love is not a raging fire, but it is full of flames and heat. But it is a pot of boiling water, bit by bit, the highest will boil!

4 1, I am very happy every minute with you. I hope I can make you happy every time. It's sweet to think of your name. I look forward to seeing you again! !

42. The world is half a world, half good and half evil; Half light, half dark; Half day and midnight; You will always be my other half.

43. I really like you. Please believe me. Let the tide of love come closer to us bit by bit. No matter how big the storm is, I will be by your side to shelter you from the wind and rain.

If I can keep my tune, I can sing my heartbeat accurately. If I can stay in tune, I can sing and take you anywhere. You are my song. Would you like to listen to my music?

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me?

46. My brother is a gray wolf and my sister is a sheep. There is no shortage of food in my brother's house, and I want you to be a bride; Bang, my brother was killed; The hunter raised his gun and smiled. Look at your mother!

47. Baby, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

48. If loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope this task is permanent, and it should not have a deadline. Because God knows I will cherish you.

49. Pursuit and desire include happiness, frustration and disappointment. After setbacks and disappointments, we learned to cherish. Once you are unloved, you will cherish the people who love you in the future.

50. liking someone is a feeling. It's true that you don't like someone. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. My love for you is also indescribable. I love you.

5 1, beautiful women may not be able to subdue men, but coquetry women are the bane of men. Playing coquetry is a woman's killer, sharper than "Eternal Dragon Sword", and it will hit a man's death with one hand. No matter how strong and brave a man is, he will be at a loss in a woman's charming voice, his bones will be soft and he will lose all his heroism-you are my delicate baby.

Don't blame me, we love each other, don't blame gravity, because without it, our love will be in a vacuum. Love needs no reason!

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

54. Inadvertently, meet; Inadvertently, cherish each other; Inadvertently, unforgettable; Inadvertently, think of; Inadvertently, I fell in love with you, seemingly inadvertently, but I really care.

55. Now I can't remember how many times I walked on the beach with you. You are so touching. I believe that the eternal sea wind and waves will remember our every whisper.

56. Love is a feeling, and you will feel happy even if you are in pain. Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet. Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful.

57. Love is heartless and hate is heartless. Acacia has no chance, and love has no share. I have known each other for a long time, but I am reluctant to leave. No wind and rain, no boat, no result. Love is far away, my heart is clear, I only love you.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

59. Snowflakes are winter records, which can cover beautiful deposits and sing happy classics. Snowflake is a greeting card, which can pass on my friendship to you and time. Friend, I wish you a happy winter.

60. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For living.

6 1, if you need me to love you for billions of years, I will accompany you forever! I'm sorry, I love you!

62. You are a good girl. A good girl is like a faint landscape painting, which can dilute people's mood. I am willing to be indifferent to myself, and I prefer to wander in the scenery!

63. I shot you with a bunch of * * eyes tied with 10 thousand lies. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets.

64. I don't have much sweet talk. I only have one heart that loves you forever. It was not easy for us to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? The deeper you love, the more painful your heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice.

65. I walked alone for so many years and felt nothing until I met you. Would you like to walk the rest of the road with me?

66. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

67. There is no spring, summer, autumn and winter, no million light years, all the stars are burning in our hands, and the earth has become a small garden of love, embracing and touching each other. 65438+February 14 Embrace Valentine's Day and love you forever!

Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever.

69. When I met you, I became the most stingy person and wanted your love wholeheartedly. If I have you, I will be the richest person, and your love is the most precious. Even if the whole world gave it to me, I wouldn't change it.

70. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

7 1, maybe fate, but more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more.

72, persistent+10% miss+10% envy+10% doubt+10% sweet+10% distressed+10% happy+/kl.

73. If you like someone, you should be more practical and sincere inside. You don't have to expect to receive many points. All you care about is whether you give it completely, even if you are hurt to pieces.

74. Baby, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a crow chasing you on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

75. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance. If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine. If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.

76. Today, we have experienced many twists and turns. Maybe there are more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever.

Snowflake is a hunter and always finds happiness sensitively. Snowflake is a killer, and it always kills fatigue quickly. Snowflake is a worker, always making happiness with her heart. Snowflake is a master and always knows how to relieve fatigue. Dear, I wish you a happy winter.

78. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

79. I miss you all the time, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back!

80, because of suffering, to taste, because moved, to love.

8 1, I like you very much, like your nose, like your eyes, and like the way you are always angry with me. I really like you!

82. Different time, different place, different people, changed space, changed face, changed language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!

Dear, I love you like a mouse loves rice, and I can't live without you for a day.

Anyway, I will thank God for letting me meet you. Because in our hearts: there is no gathering and parting, only love.

85. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that you don't know I love you when I am by your side!