Are there any funny jokes, more than three?

The impostor had a kebab today and his stomach was bad. Go to the hospital for a check-up, damn it! This is mouse meat+gutter oil & Sudan red, 7456! I want to sue him. It also said, "What fast food restaurant is also called' Kent City'? The stinky tofu sold is fished out of the cesspit. It stinks. I was robbed by a group of flies before I ate it. As a result, the flies are all fried! " "That' pulse prison' also wants my life!" "'Needle Incubation' sucks!" "I'm miserable! I went to' Krypton Addiction' to eat my stomach, and then I went to' Farmer Yiyuan' to prescribe a bad medicine. I also wrote something like' I am afraid of chaff, I am embarrassed by virtue' and said that the introduction to medicine is shit! " "Depend,' spring Hou Bing dirty' selling' clear aluminum testicles' ate my intestines perforated, my girlfriend's chest ruptured and my lungs failed. But the guy in the hospital with the sign of' cooking loan application' said he would be fine! " There are six rich people in the toilet, namely a Japanese, a Russian, a Frenchman, a Norwegian, a German and an American. They go shopping together. Being rich, they have little to buy. Only those strange things can attract their attention. It happened that the mall was hyping the art toilet that had just entered, and all six rich people stopped to watch it. After reading it for a while, one of them suggested, "This novel toilet is really unusual. How about buying one to try? " Because everyone is rich, and no one wants to fall behind, everyone is going to buy one. The Japanese love cleanliness, so they bought a "super sanitary toilet"; Russians like things with texture, so they bought a "granite toilet"; The French value art, so they bought a "painted toilet"; Norwegians like wood products, so they bought a "pure wooden toilet"; Germans advocate high technology, so they bought a "computer-controlled toilet"; Americans pay more attention to freedom and relaxation, so they bought a "music toilet". Six people happily carried the toilet home. A month later, six people got together again at a business meeting. In the process of chatting, the topic unconsciously turned to the toilet they bought last time. The Japanese were filled with indignation and spoke first: "I returned the damn super sanitary toilet." The instructions say that after each use, the toilet will be automatically disinfected, and the toilet seat will be covered with plastic film and sprayed with the words "disinfected, please feel free to use". But now the program is all messed up. Before I got up, it started spraying plastic film on my ass! I have now written' disinfected, please feel free to use it' on my ass! " The Russian then complained: "Damn granite toilet, I also returned it. These people polished the granite so smoothly that they slipped and fell several times as soon as they sat on it. It's inconvenient, but their asses are bruised. " Don't want to lag behind, the Frenchman scolded, "I also returned the damn painted toilet, and the printing quality of painted toilet is too poor." Always fading, and now the pictures on the toilet seat are running! " The Norwegian also flew into a rage: "damn wooden toilet, I also returned it!" What qualities? I don't know if it was inspected before leaving the factory. I also said that it is completely managed according to ISO9000. It's convenient for me to gather together, it's all wood residue! " The Germans couldn't bear it at this moment: "The damn computer completely controls the toilet, and I want it back! I don't know what operating system to use, and it always crashes. Halfway through my speech, it began to shout:' Now the toilet computer crashed, please put on your pants and stand up, cover the toilet seat, cover the toilet seat, then open the toilet seat, open the toilet seat, then take off your pants and sit down again, and the toilet computer can be restarted. Thank you. The telephone number for technical support is 12345678. "Hum! Finally, it was the American's turn. He said angrily, "Damn music toilet, I can't do it unless I return it! It was originally said that it has 3000 songs, which can be played randomly at your convenience. As a result, nine times out of ten, the same song-home of the brave was played, which made me have to lift my pants and stand up to salute as soon as I sat down! "Three ghosts and three ghosts came to God and said with one voice," I died unjustly and should go to heaven! " God: I only let the most unjust people go to heaven. Let's talk about how you died. "A:" I am a cleaner. One day, I was sweeping the floor on the top of an old building without an anti-theft net and accidentally fell down. I grabbed a sewer pipe, but the sewer pipe was knocked down by some bastard. Because the building is short, I didn't fall to death. As a result, a refrigerator fell on it and crushed me. " B: "I went to someone else's wife's house to have an affair. As a result, her husband came home and I hid in the refrigerator. As a result, it seems that the refrigerator fell from the window without a security net. I didn't die because of the protection of the refrigerator. As soon as I came out, someone fell from above and killed me. " C: "When I came home, I saw my wife with another man from my window. When I got home, I was very angry. I knocked down the sewer pipe, threw away the refrigerator and made a scene with my wife. As a result, I accidentally fell from the window and hit my head on someone else's head and died. " God: "You all died unjustly. Go to heaven." The secret of toilet country A has developed a water-spraying toilet. Once, the emissary of country B came to country A and used their toilet, which made him feel very comfortable. So country B also wants to develop a water-jet toilet and show off to the emissary of country A: We also have a water-jet toilet! But the emissary of country A will come the next day, and it is too late to make a toilet ... The emissary of country A tried the toilet of country B, but I didn't expect not only to spray water, but also to wipe my ass with a towel. To understand its structure, the messenger stood up and pressed the button again. I saw two hands stretched out in the toilet with sprinklers and towels. ...