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At the age of 25, I came out of the Internet cafe and played games all night. Seeing my aunt passing by with breakfast frowning and pouting, I snorted and smoothed my hair, but I caught a handful of hair in my hand. This is the beginning of my sad Mediterranean hairstyle!

Two years later, because of this sad Mediterranean hairstyle, I missed the woman I loved in my life and the happy marriage I could never have in my life!

Because I have a thick black hair since I was a child, I clearly remember that many of my classmates have a little white hair: wisps of white hair appeared on my temples at a young age.

At that time, relying on my thick black hair, I always laughed at other people's baldness.

I didn't expect karma to come so early: from the winter when I was 25 years old, my scalp couldn't hold back my black hair, and my hair began to fall off a lot.

I used all the shampoo products advertised in the market that can fix my hair and prevent it from falling off, and even I was cheated by some so-called anti-falling masters for thousands of dollars, but I still couldn't keep my hair that I never left.

In just one year, the originally dense top of the head began to become sparse and bright, and the delicate white scalp originally hidden in the dense state became bare and tight.

With less and less hair on my head, in just 28 months, the children saw that my name changed from big brother to uncle, and finally, after my scalp was freely basked in the sun, it rose directly to uncle!

But what embarrassed me the most was what my peers called me: the original handsome boy became an uncle.

What hurts me more is that every time I visit the factory below, many young and beautiful factory girls give me warm and bold eyes, which I can never see again.

Colleagues can also deliberately tell me that factory girls prefer young engineers with high academic qualifications and dislike bald old men.

I put up with all this. In order to save the hairline that has degenerated to my ears, I dare not even wear a hat in the cold winter, so that my bare scalp directly confronts the cold wind in the south, which almost gives me a migraine.

What really makes me sad is that on my 27th birthday, I was surprised to receive the news that the university has a crush on the goddess: because of my work, I will be transferred to my city in the future!

At that time, I had an intuition that there must be a play between me and girls in the future!

As I expected, we had a good chat before Goddess came to her new job!

On the day when Goddess came to the city where I worked, the weather was fine and the temperature dropped greatly. In order to keep a good image, I specially brought a trendy fisherman's hat that can modify my face. In order to match this hat, I specially bought a trendy brand and licked it carefully for a long time.

As a result, the goddess looked at me with a hint of surprise: I haven't seen you for so many years, and you have become so fashionable!

After successfully marrying the goddess, I took her to find an apartment near her company and as far away from my residence as possible, and posted a half price to help him buy a whole set of dressing sofas from a friend's furniture store.

With Goddess successfully taking up her new job, our relationship tends to be stable: we keep in touch almost every day and go out to eat and watch movies together every week.

In order to understand the goddess more comprehensively and improve the success rate of confession: I also specially deepened my contact with her best friend. The other party told me that the goddess is also a Yan Kong, and the previous two boyfriends are very handsome, and girls especially hate fat and greasy men.

I touched my abdominal muscles, and then looked in the mirror at the height of 1.8 meters, a handsome face praised by relatives and friends since childhood, which was simply bursting with confidence.

When I was about to confess to the goddess, I once went to the goddess company to pick her up, and I overheard her calling her boss a damn bald old man!

At that time, my heart was tight and I didn't know how to wear it. I said: Do you hate bald boys?

As a result, the girl gave me a hard output for his bald boss, which was already full of malice for the bald man.

At that time, my heart was cold and cold, and I reached out and touched my bald head under my hat. Suddenly out of breath.

Later, with the encouragement of a barber, I gritted my teeth and spent 38 thousand to make a handmade wig with real hair. I feel young again after wearing it!

But because it takes three months to make a wig, my original confession plan has to be postponed.

Just half a month before the wig was ready, the goddess began to take the initiative to invite me to dinner, saying that her family had been urging her to get married on a blind date, and there were several suitors in the company that made her a little annoyed.

At that time, I was bent on taking out my wig quickly, practicing two more abdominal muscles, and then proposing to the goddess handsomely. Although a little nervous and a sense of crisis, I still smiled and laughed.

In fact, in addition to waiting for the wig to propose to the goddess in the best image, it is also important to make this 38,000 wig. I had to misappropriate some of the money originally intended to pay the down payment, and the house price went up at once. I plan to wait until the bonus is paid next month before tearing down the house that the goddess praised before.

But what people didn't expect was that the house price actually rose at the speed of taking a rocket, and my bonus was 30% less than expected because of the change of the big leader. I can't wait until the end of the year to get the year-end bonus to talk about the house.

So, three days before I got the wig, I went shopping with the goddess. She suddenly asked me if I had any plans to buy a house, and I casually said: Not recently.

Because I was bent on taking off that annoying hat when the wig arrived, and I didn't think too much at all.

As a result, the wig arrived, and I happily ran to confess to the goddess, only to find that she got on the car of the local male colleague with long black hair!

At that time, it was like a basin of ice water poured into my boiling heart, and the whole person was like falling into an ice cave!

At that time, I went to the pedestrian street where I often chatted with the goddess, and looked at the lively crowd on the street, feeling an unprecedented loneliness and sadness.

It was windy in the street, so I walked aimlessly in the street against the wind.

Suddenly, I saw a goddess in a milky white windbreaker greeting me in the wind. I subconsciously wanted to meet her, but the thought that she had just got on the bus of a local male colleague made me feel particularly uncomfortable and miserable, so I turned around and left like the wind.

The goddess called me from behind and chased me this way, but I hurried away sadly against the wind.

Just when the goddess was about to catch up with me, the wind was so strong that it blew the wig off my head and stuck it on the goddess' face at once!

Then a motorcycle roared by, and the goddess with a wig on her face turned in the wrong direction and was knocked down to the ground!

Seeing the goddess wailing and falling down, my light-colored trench coat was dyed red with blood, which scared me to death!

By the time I realized it, the goddess had been carried on the bus by the black-faced male colleague who had brought her out. I have got into the car with one leg. I just saw my bloody wig dyed 38 thousand still on the ground, so I went down and picked it up.

When I picked up my wig, there was only disgusting car exhaust in the street!

By the time I took a taxi to the hospital with blood in my hair and a cold wind, the broken goddess had already entered the operating room.

I have no choice but to go back first, because I have to find a way to clean my wig.

The next day, when I went to the hospital to visit the goddess with a specially maintained wig and fruit, she looked at me with desperate eyes: the doctor told me that my left arm could not be forced in the future, and the most important project I was responsible for last time was also given to my competitor.

Speaking of which, she suddenly raised her right hand, which was being infused, and came at me maliciously!

A sharp pulling pain, the goddess pulled off the wig on my head, blushing and growling: You almost lost my arm for this damn thing, that's all, don't come to me again!

Later, I learned that the goddess was also interested in me and had been waiting for me to confess.

I want to transfer to my city because she also had a crush on me in college and her boyfriend broke up. It happened that my ex-girlfriend and I broke up for a long time.

Before I came to this city again, I also quietly learned about all aspects of me, and naturally I knew about my baldness, but I never mentioned it because of my face.

Then something happened, and the goddess thought I cared too much about baldness and put wig before her, so we missed it.

These are her best girlfriends, and they told me later.

Now, the goddess is married to the local local tyrant who pursues her in the company, and with two children, life is also very comfortable. After all, the fate of a beautiful and smart woman will not be too bad.

I was ruined by baldness. Later, I ran around and married the goddess, and everything was ordinary to the extreme. How many times have I dreamt in the middle of the night and looked at those ordinary women to the extreme? I'm a little unwilling, but what can I do?

However, my marriage with my wife is also sweet. She is generous, tolerant and diligent. After getting married, she kept me out of housework, and a pair of twin children were taken care of by her mother-in-law.

More importantly, when my bonus and salary can't catch up with the house price, she is willing to marry me with her own wedding room, so that my future career will not be kidnapped by the mortgage and my life will be relaxed and worry-free.

@ 么么么么 This is the feeling when customers visited the company some time ago and went out to eat together to talk about marriage.

In my opinion, although his baldness missed the unforgettable woman in this life, it also made a happy and suitable marriage.

In fact, customers still love their wives and are satisfied with their current family life, but at the same time they have insurmountable regrets about losing their families with the goddess.

Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory.

Sometimes fate is so wonderful that accidents are always in front of us, but sometimes such accidents are not the best solution in life.

A tall goddess with beautiful appearance and outstanding temperament, even if she marries a favorite customer, has high value and average economic strength, and they may not be happy after marriage.

Because the goddess is not destined to be as virtuous as the current wife of the client, and she may not be able to devote herself wholeheartedly to maintaining the warmth and happiness of the family.

So a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.