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It turns out that the world of love is so big that it can hold hundreds of grievances.

You fight for money, but you can't fight for money.

How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

My love for you was killed by the door in your heart.

Cold, flu, it seems that I have been at the forefront of fashion.

In any case, either make mistakes or cooperate.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. "

A woman has secrets and always wants to share them with her man. Men have secrets, and women always force them to share them with him.

Life is like a jar. People get drunk when they are immersed in it.

In class, the teachers only targeted at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

If I die, please put a computer in my coffin.

Qu Yuan, a great doctor, sacrificed himself and bought us three days off. We will always miss him.

I always like to put everyone's story on myself and indulge in other people's stories.

When I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I bear it! Now I don't love you, please touch me again.

I have an extraordinary heart, but I live an ordinary life.

When you are depressed, go to that kindergarten full of memories, take a deep breath, and then shout, "Ah! Alma mater "

A man with real connotation will be invisible to you for a while.

Watching the news broadcast yesterday, I think the truest sentence is: It's 7 o'clock sharp in Beijing time.

If you ignore me again, I'll show up at your door.

It is better to buy a good house than a good cemetery. Where is your final destination?

When you occupy a toilet, there is no greater happiness.

It is said that silence is golden. I have been silent for many years, and soon there will be no gold.

Although wrestling hurts, it doesn't hurt so much to see others fall together.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

After practicing martial arts for so many years, I finally got this embarrassing opportunity today.

Seeing the full face of the moon, I finally understand that the moon represents my heart.

You bully me, I won't kill you, I'll kill you.

It's not that I don't understand, it's that the book doesn't let me understand.

I am stupid sometimes, especially when I do something wrong.

Mood phrases when falling in love.

1. People who don't want to be friends and dare not have sex are the furthest distance in the world.

Those who have nothing to say and try their best to talk to you may really like you.

3. Don't force the feelings you can't get, lose your dignity and be lazy.

4. You don't have to be good, I like it, I'm not good, and you don't resent it.

It is obviously she who stole my heart, but every time I meet her eyes, I always run away, as if I were the thief.

6. Love is like multiplication. As long as one term is zero, the result will always be zero.

7. You never worry that you don't deserve that excellent person. You only worry that you don't deserve the person you like.

8. Happiness lies not in having a lot, but in being satisfied with even a little.

9. It is strange that I am a person who is particularly easy to give up, but I insist on liking you for many years.

10. At that time, knowing what color you like was like knowing a big secret.

1 1. If you are not wishful thinking, no one will let you down.

12. I was moved not because of how much ostentation and extravagance you put for me, but because you were willing to pay attention to me.

13. Many times you can resist looking for him, but you can't help him looking for you.

14. I hope you are together because of love, not because you have no choice; I hope you fall in love because you are suitable, not because he is too handsome or too strong.

15. People who love you the most will make you feel valuable, even when you are down and out.

16. I can give up all principles just to please you. /calculate/

17. It is said that the probability that a person has the cheek to love another person without being ashamed is only once in his life.

18. The partner you want to choose is not only proud of having you, but also willing to take all risks in order to be with you.

19. Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart.

20. I want to have sex with you, from the kitchen to the balcony, now and in the future.

2 1. The worst feeling in the world is that you can't fall in love with others because you still miss the people who hurt you.

22. I refuse so much ambiguity, just for your uncertain future.

23. It is said that it is better to wait than to do it. In fact, some people have loved her all their lives before they realize that others have never loved her. Some people will spend a lifetime, when they can make do, to understand that it is love. No one has ever made you feel perfect, and the one who can make you willing to endure shortcomings is a lover.

24. Love is always hard to ponder. I used to love so deeply, but now I have left endless pain.

25. I pretend I don't care about you, but it's myself who gets hurt.

26. Maintain independence, both emotionally and financially. Women can rely on others appropriately, but the most reliable thing is themselves.

27. I like you because I'm blind, and you don't appreciate it because you're blind, but I'm fine now and you're still blind. Love, sentences and phrases in the mood

First, I have been to your world, but it's a pity that I just passed by; I hate it when you live in my heart. I am your passer-by, but you have become a permanent passer-by in my heart ... I can't find any reason to be sad, and I am not qualified to judge you no matter how you treat me.

Second, in the emotional world, getting together and leaving is simply more difficult. There is always one who starts to go first, and the other stays in a daze.

Third, sometimes when I want to talk to someone, I just look through the phone book in my mobile phone over and over again, but I don't know who I can text or call, and finally I press Clear. Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I won't say anything. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be better.

Fourth, a person, if you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are. People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts. Knowing the world and being unsophisticated is the kindest maturity. The arrival of the God of Luck is often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

Please cherish the girl who chases you, because she has fallen in love with you before you notice her. Try to be a person worthy of you, for which you don't know how hard she works.

Six, although experienced the baptism of years, but sincere feelings have not been erased, life is short, love is eternal. There is one person to miss, and that is happiness.

Seven, don't dwell on an embarrassing thing for too long. If you struggle for a long time, you will be bored, painful, tired, sad and heartbroken. Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

Eight, like a child, sincere; As warm as the sunset.

Nine, people in this life, different opportunities, different karma, smooth sailing, ups and downs, or plain and ordinary, are their own destiny. Those who have walked, met, met and left are unique. No matter what situation you are in, don't complain about the world, don't give up the bottom line, and don't hate others. If you are not greedy, you will have less desire; If you are not angry, your heart will be relaxed; If you don't ask for anything in return, you will always be satisfied. Meet, please cherish; Do not cross it. Take care.

Ten, this kind of thing has passed, if you keep running away, it may come after you, but if you face it, it is just a memory, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Eleven, live beautifully, need to pay great patience, one does not complain, one does not explain. All problems are ultimately a matter of time. All troubles are actually asking for trouble. Each of us is a person, the love of our lives.

Twelve, the biggest mistake of women is to build themselves according to men's standards. Even if you are beautiful, gentle and virtuous, even if you have children, tolerant and patient, even if you are superior, as long as you put yourself down, you will never be on the same level as men. It's not that you are not good enough, but that you give up the bottom line blindly. When you look up at a man, you have lost your position.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. -San Mao

No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.

15. How far you can go and how much you can carry depends on the people you travel with. Waiting is a kind of pain, which embodies a bleak beauty. Waiting is a kind of love, and waiting indicates hope. Wordless pain is a kind of wisdom, and wordless smile is an open mind. There should be secrets between two people. It is difficult to be transparent. What's wrong with a white lie as long as you can control yourself?

Sixteen, there is no if in life, but there are many buts; Life can't go backwards, but it can go back. Clocks and watches can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday. You never know how much people who miss you love you. Learn to stick to your beliefs, no matter what others say. People do not live to please others.

Seventeen, no ending feelings will always end, people who can't have will always forget. There is no eternal pain in life. No matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal. There is no rehearsal in life. Cherish the present and seize every minute of your life. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. There is no hurdle to get through, only people who can't get through. Slowly, no more tears; Slowly, everything will pass.

Eighteen, do not know how to show weakness, sharp and aggressive when injured, love independence, pretend to be brave, want to feel bad, but finally sad.

Nineteen, there are many people who can laugh with you, and few people can walk with you. Before the age of 30, turn back in time and correct it. Take off your childish coat from now on. Take wisdom away. Then, be a qualified person. Began to bear, began to stubbornly love life and love the world.

Twenty, once thought that romance was ok? Love you desperately; Later, I learned that romance is ok? Let go? You are free, but you are silently left in your heart.

The sentence of falling in love failed. Falling in love failed.

1, people are sad because they are always immersed in yesterday's sadness, rather than losing too much; People are stupid because they always fall into the same trap twice, three times or even more, rather than not finding the trap; People are lonely because the person who has been waiting has left his heart, not because he hasn't arrived yet.

2. If you care about a person, you will think of that person. If you love someone, you will really face that person. The person I love most is the person who is reading the information. Love is an unreserved effort. I am also trying to make a beautiful promise to you and really love you.

3. Those fleeting years, those madness, those sadness, all settled at a crossroads.

4, often pretend to be arrogant Leng Yan, just to be less pitiful when no one cares about you.

5, if you don't know, don't think, don't love, don't be so greedy.

6. Those who stand in the same place and wait will always be abandoned.

7. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

8. Many things happen for no reason, for example, people's hearts will change for no reason.

9. Open your eyes and see every figure in front of you, which one is the one who will never disappear around you.

10, in one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

1 1, when I have nothing. Who will hug me and say: you still have me.

12, I obviously like you, but I have to put up with you calling me brother.

13, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed when you give it away.

14, the world is so big, there is no best winner, and that hurried year is just a memory in my heart. Others can go far because they refuse, and they will go further because they don't refuse.

15, after being lovelorn, we learned to cherish. Perhaps it is because we understand the pain of loss that we learn to cherish the love we have in the future. Being lovelorn is like the fermentation of flour, which only makes steamed buns taste better, softer and more delicious.

16. If a person loves you, he won't make many demands on you. The only thing he wants is that you love him too.

17. Implication is a kind of beauty and a kind of respect for others.

18, a person will have no temperature and no heart for a long time.

19, when two people are together, they will fall in love, and a girl will be like a flower, just for him to enjoy. Instead of turning himself into a cactus, passing by will make him black and blue.

20. Not loving is not loving. Don't make inappropriate excuses.

2 1, drunk, drunk and heartbroken.

22, do what you should do, and then wait to be appreciated by fate, or be buried by fate. Don't care too much, you will be much happier.

23. Fate will never be partial to you, nor will it ignore you forever. When it closes a door for you, it will also open a window for you. Learn to let go, and your life will be suddenly enlightened, and your life will be clear.

24. Life is written in the magic guide of white hair, but we have to face the helpless reality.