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Ten Famous Knives and Swords in Ancient China
Ten Famous Swords in Ancient China
The 10th Cheng Ying
In Liezi Tang Wen, the famous sword cast in Shang Dynasty and later hidden by Confucius in the Spring and Autumn Period was appreciated by Liezi.
Cheng Ying is a delicate and elegant sword.
Shock maser index: 7
9 th chunjun
In the Spring and Autumn Period, on a sunny afternoon, after several years of hard work, I finally defeated Gou Jian, the king of Yue, and woke up after a sweet nap, feeling very comfortable. After drinking a pot of good Longjing tea, Gou Jian happily sent someone to find someone, and that person was Xue Zhu. Qin people are traveling around the world at this time. Although Xue Zhu is very young, he has become famous in many countries. He is called the first fencing master in the world. Soon, Xue Zhu, with fine features and elegant manners, came here. After some polite greetings, the host and guests took their entourage to the wide outdoor terrace. Gou Jian, King of Yue, loves swords. This platform is tens of feet high, with relaxed momentum and sufficient light, and is specially used to watch and admire swords. After taking a seat, Gou Jian took one look at Xue Zhu around him, thinking that although this young man is young, he has read countless swords. Ordinary swords must be hard for him to see. Therefore, as soon as Gou Jian opened his mouth, he asked his men to take two swords that he was quite proud of: the brilliance of Cao Guanghua was dim, and the texture of Queque became thick, so it was not a sword. "Say that finish, he yawned lazily in the warm sunshine. Gou Jian was surprised and ashamed. He thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and said a few words in the ear of a footman. After a while, the attendants led hundreds of armored warriors to escort a sword to the audience. When Xue Zhu saw it, all the seats fell on his back, and the golden hairpin fell to the ground, with long hair hanging freely, and his face suddenly froze. For a long time, I suddenly swept down the steps, came to the sword, bowed deeply, then adjusted my clothes in awe, took the sword from the waiter, knocked it carefully, weighed it, and slowly pulled it out of its sheath. I saw a group of brilliance blooming, just like a lotus supported by water, graceful and cool. When the stars run, the carving on the handle shines with deep light. The blade is integrated with the sun, like clear water overflowing a pond, calm and soothing, while the blade is like a towering cliff. ...
After a long time, Xue Zhu asked in a trembling voice, "Is this Tsunku? ! "Gou Jian nodded." Yes. Then he said proudly, "Can someone exchange a thousand good horses, three rich towns and two big cities for this sword?" Xue Zhu said quickly, "You can't change it." Gou Jian asked with a melodramatic frown, "Why? Tell me the truth. " Xue Zhu shouted excitedly, "Because this sword is a masterpiece of harmony between man and nature. In order to cast this sword, a thousand-year-old red pansy mountain broke out of the tin. If Jiang Botao came for another thousand years, Ou Yezi would die of exhaustion. This sword has become a swan song, and there is no way to make a beautiful city ... "Gou Jian nodded with satisfaction:" Yes, it is priceless, and I will cherish it forever. "
Chun Jun is a noble sword.
Shock maser index: 7.35
No.8 fish intestines
When an eagle flew like a black iron, Zhuan Zhu came to the temple with his own plum blossom and anchovies.
The sun hunts in the sky, and the eagle flies as usual.
In the military exhibition hall, Zhu made steady progress.
The clouds were stunned by the eagle's momentum and swam away.
Liao Wang was attracted by the delicious food in Pig's hand. He raised his nose and leaned forward. He only saw food, but he didn't see pigs. That dish is called plum blossom anchovies stew. Plum blossoms are cold winters, and anchovies are anchovies in Taihu Lake, which only appear in hot summer. Roasting means roasting Taihu anchovies with cold plum branches in midsummer, and roasting means roasting Taihu anchovies with cold plum branches in severe winter.
The eagle has seen the outline of the hall, and the sky suddenly darkens. Zhuan Xu has come to the king, put the dishes on the chopping board, and the lights in the temple are still on.
Dark clouds rolled in the sky, and the eagle folded its wings. Liao Wang swallowed and looked at the delicious food in front of him. Zhuan Zhu is firmly breaking the fish with his hands.
With a loud noise, the eagle dived into the hall.
Liao Wang suddenly felt a cold murderous look coming out of the fish's stomach, and he was shocked.
The fishbone sword has been drawn (fish belly), and it snuggles firmly in Zhu Zhu's hand, hurtling forward. Two well-trained iron brothers stopped it in front, and the fishbone sword jumped out from the gap and was still moving forward.
There are three layers of armor in front.
When the first layer penetrates, the second layer penetrates, and the third layer penetrates, the fish intestine sword has become a broken arrow. The sword is broken, but the murderous look is not broken. The fishbone sword is still moving forward.
When the eagle smashed the hall, the fish intestine sword also went into Liao Wang's heart.
The eagle whistled contentedly when it fell down injured.
Half-broken fish intestine sword hummed a silent song in Liao Wang's gradually weakened heartbeat.
Zhuan Xu, who was thrown down by the sword and rain, gave the land under his face a lonely smile with his last strength.
Fish intestines are a brave sword.
Shock wave lasing index: 8
Mo Xie, seventh and sixth lieutenants.
Ganjiang and Mo Xie are two swords, but there is no reason to separate them.
Captain and Mo Xie are two people. Similarly, there is no reason to separate them.
Ganjiang and Mo Xie are two swords cast by Ganjiang and Mo Xie.
Cadres are male swords, and Mo Xie is female swords.
A good husband and Mo Xie's wife.
He is diligent and Mo Xie is gentle.
When the lieutenant made a sword for the prince of Wu, Mo Xie fanned the wind and wiped the sweat for the lieutenant.
Three months later, the lieutenant sighed and Mo Xie shed tears.
Mo Xie know why lieutenant sigh, because the melting pot brings together five mountains and six rivers of gold and iron essence, no iron eagle can't cast a sword.
Lieutenant also knows why Mo Xie shed tears, because if the sword can't be cast, he will have to be killed by the prince.
The lieutenant still sighed, but one night, Mo Xie suddenly laughed.
Seeing Mo Xie laughing, the lieutenant suddenly became afraid. Knowing why Mo Xie was laughing, the lieutenant said to Mo Xie, "Mo Xie, don't do this." Mo Xie didn't say anything, she just smiled.
When the lieutenant woke up, he found that Mo Xie was not with him.
He knows where Mo Xie is.
Mo Xie stood on the towering sword-casting furnace wall, her skirt fluttering like a fairy.
Mo Xie saw the lieutenant's figure running from a distance in the morning light. He smiled, and she heard the general shouting hoarsely: "Mo Xie" ..... "Mo Xie was still laughing, but at the same time, tears also flowed down.
The lieutenant also shed tears. In the hazy tears, he saw Mo Xie floating down. He heard Mo Xie finally say to him, "Captain, I'm not dead, we'll still be together ..."
The molten iron melted and the sword was successfully cast.
A man and a woman were named generals and Mo Xie, and the generals only dedicated the "generals" to the prince of Wu.
The news that the cadre was hiding "Mo Xie" was soon known by the prince of Wu. The warriors surrounded the cadre, and he easily gave in. He opened the sword box and asked in despair, "Mo Xie, how can we be together?"
The sword suddenly jumped out of the box, turned into a beautiful white dragon and flew away. At the same time, the lieutenant suddenly disappeared without a trace The lieutenant is gone, and so is the "lieutenant" sword around the prince of Wu.
Thousands of miles away in a desolate and poor county, a young white dragon suddenly appeared in a big lake called Yanpingjin. This white dragon is beautiful and kind, making decisions for the people, and the desolate poor cities and counties are gradually in good weather, and the name of the county is changed from poor city to abundant city.
However, local behaviors occur from time to time. This dragon looks around the lake in Yanping Tianjin almost every day, as if waiting for something, and there are often tears in his eyes.
Six hundred years have passed.
By chance, Lei Huan, the magistrate of Fengcheng County, dug a stone box from the ground when he was building the city wall, and there was a sword engraved with the word "Ganjiang" in it. Lei Huan was overjoyed and took this legendary sword with him. One day, the Leihuan Road crossed the lake in Yanping Tianjin, and the sword at the waist suddenly jumped into the water from its sheath. Just as Lei Huan was amazed, the river surged and jumped out of the black and white dragon. Ssangyong nodded his thanks to Lei Huan frequently. Then, the two dragons intertwined affectionately, both dived into the water and disappeared.
People who have lived in Fengcheng county for generations have found that the White Dragon, which is said to have existed for more than 600 years, suddenly disappeared.
The next day, an ordinary couple moved to the county seat.
The husband is an excellent blacksmith with excellent skills, but he is bent on forging ordinary farm tools that can't earn a few dollars, and refuses to make trouble and make weapons for thousands of dollars. When he works, his wife always fans him to wipe his sweat.
Ganjiang and Mo Xie are swords of love.
Shock wave lasing index: 8.5
Long Yuan, the fifth star.
According to legend, this sword was forged by two swordsmen, Ou Yezi and Ganjiang.
"In order to cast this sword, Ou Yezi and his generals dug up Mount Ci, released streams in the mountain and led them to the sword casting furnace, forming the Big Dipper. When the sword is finished, looking down at the blade is like climbing a mountain and overlooking the abyss. It is as ethereal and deep as a supine dragon, and is called "Longyuan".
Although the casting skill of this sword is exquisite, it is also famous for an ordinary fisherman who can't know his real name: Yu.
It is said that Wu Zixu, who was victimized by treacherous court officials, was a fugitive, and he was chased by Chu military forces all the way. One day, he was desperate and fled to the bank of the Yangtze River, only to see the mighty river and rolling waves. Before stopping the flood, there were pursuers. When Wu Zixu was very anxious, he found a boat coming quickly upstream, and the fisherman on the boat told him to board. After Wu Zixu boarded the boat, the boat quickly disappeared among the reeds, and the pursuers on the shore left angrily. The fisherman carried Wu Zixu to the shore and had a hearty meal with wine and food from Wu Zixu. Wu Zixu was very grateful. He asked the fisherman's name. The fisherman smiled and said that he was a vagrant. What is the use of his name? Just call him the fisherman. Wu Zixu thanked him and took a few steps. With doubts, he turned and walked back. He untied the third-generation ancestral sword-Qixing Longyuan from his waist. He wanted to give this precious sword to the fisherman to show his gratitude and asked him not to reveal his whereabouts. Zhang Yu took the Seven-Star Dragon Garden, looked up at the sky and sighed, and said to Wu Zixu, "I only saved you because you are loyal to your country, and I don't want to repay you. Now, you still suspect that I am greedy for interests and lack trust, so I will use this sword to show my nobility. " Say that finish, cross the sword and cut yourself. Wu Zixu inexplicably regretted it.
Seven-star Dragon Garden is an honest and noble sword.
Shock wave lasing index: 8.8
The 4th Artest
The capital of Chu was besieged by the army of the State of Jin for three years.
Jin sent troops to attack Chu in order to get the treasure of Chu: a sword.
It is said that Tai 'an Sword was cast by Ou Yezi and two great swordsmen.
However, the two masters don't think so. They say Tya is a sword of Hou Wei's sword, which has existed for a long time, but it is invisible and intangible. However, the firm but gentle sword already exists between heaven and earth. Only when the opportunity is combined into one, the weather, location, people and three roads are combined into one, this sword will become.
Jin was the most powerful country at that time. Of course, the king of Jin thought that he was the most qualified to get this sword, but it backfired. This sword was cast in the weak Chu State. When the sword was made, the sword body was naturally engraved with the word "Too Ah", which shows that Ou Ye and the generals were right.
Of course, Jin couldn't swallow this tone, so he asked the king of Chu for a sword, but the king of Chu refused, so the king of Jin sent troops to attack Chu and took the opportunity to destroy Chu in the name of asking for a sword.
Because of the disparity in strength, most cities in Chu quickly fell, and the capital was surrounded by groups and trapped for three years. The city is out of food and grass, and the enemy is in danger.
On this day, the emissary of Jin issued an ultimatum: If you don't hand over your sword, the city will be captured tomorrow, and everything will be burned! The king of Chu was unyielding and told the left and right: Tomorrow, he will go to the city to kill himself, and he will commit suicide with this sword. Then he must pick up this sword, ride a fast horse to the great lake, sink this sword into the bottom of the lake, and let the sword of Tai 'a stay in Chu forever.
At dawn the next day, the king of Chu boarded the city head, only to see the military forces of the outer state of Jin covering the sun, and his capital was like a boat in the Wang Yang, which was in danger of collapse at any time.
The soldiers and horses of the state of Jin began to attack the city, shouting like a mountain calling for a tsunami, and the city was about to be broken.
The king of Chu held a sword in his hands and sighed, "Ah Tai, Ah Tai, today I will sacrifice to you with my blood!" "
So he drew his sword and pointed it at the enemy.
An incredible miracle appeared: I saw a mighty shock wave blasting out, and stones flew out of the city in an instant, as if wild animals were roaring in it. There was chaos in the state of Jin, and a moment later, a standard fell to the ground, bleeding thousands of miles, and the whole army was wiped out. ...
After this incident, the king of Chu summoned Feng Huzi, a wise man, and asked, "Why is Tai 'ajian so powerful?"
Wind beard said to him: "Thai sword is the sword of prestige, and inner prestige is the real prestige." Your majesty's unyielding adversity is a prominent manifestation of inner strength. It is your inner strength that inspires Tya's rigidity and softness! "
Tya is a sword to defend Dao.
Shock maser index: "9.3
The Third Chi Xiao
There was such a young man in the Qin Dynasty who had no ambition and was full of problems.
Ten Famous Swords in Ancient China
He is lazy and never does farm work at home.
He is a good drinker and often gets drunk.
He is a lecherous, and he can't keep his legs open when he sees beautiful girls.
He is rude and careless to officials and people.
Most exasperating of all, he is good at lying and bragging.
He often shows people 72 moles on his left leg. He didn't say it was a skin disease, just a picture of the sky.
He often looks at Xianyang from a distance and shakes his head and sighs: "Wow, a gentleman should be like this!" "
His lies are getting more and more outrageous.
He got a rusty iron bar from nowhere and told the villagers that it was a sword from Nanshan Fairy. His name was Chi Xiao.
He regards it as a treasure and carries his sword all day.
He also said that he was not a man, but a red dragon in the sky.
His cows are getting bigger and bigger.
He said that he had known the first emperor for a long time. The first emperor was a white dragon. He also said that the first emperor was not as good as him, because he was a red dragon with higher mana, and he would become an emperor instead.
He also said that he knew that the vitality of the first emperor had turned into a white snake and had recently swam near Fengxize. He said he would cut off the white snake, and he picked up the iron bar and gestured.
People regard his words as jokes and big talk, and no one believes them.
However, in one night, everything changed.
That night, dozens of young villagers who went to the county as apprentices came to Fengxize. The young man was among them, but instead of doing so, he joined in the fun. As he walked, he took out a hip flask and drank it.
The gang stopped when they arrived in Fengxize. Strangely, recently, some apprentices who went to the county often disappeared inexplicably near Fengxize. Therefore, to be on the safe side, we sent an agile young man to ask around. After a while, the spy fled back and turned pale with fear. He said that he smelled fishy smell in front of him after walking for a while, so he climbed a big tree and looked out, and saw a huge and fierce white snake blocking the middle of the road, as if waiting for something. The crowd was too scared to move forward.
As he spoke, he pulled out the iron bar. Stumbling, it seems that I have drunk all the way, and now I am drunk.
People held their breath, looked at his bent back and said to themselves, this silly boy ...
After a night, the young man didn't come back, and people knew that he must have become a delicious meal for snakes.
Let's dispel the fog and move on.
After walking for a while, suddenly, they saw a huge white snake split in two and died on the side of the road. After walking a few more miles, I found the young man lying on the side of the road, fast asleep. There is a cloud above his body, and a red dragon flies lazily in the cloud. The iron bar in his hand disappeared, and it was replaced by a sword inlaid with colored beads and nine-flowered jade. It was cold and powerful, and its blade was frosty. The sword is clearly engraved with two seal characters: Chi Xiao.
At this time, people believed that what the young man said was Cindy Yang's.
This young man is Liu Bang.
This sword is Chi Xiaojian of the snake-cutting uprising. Chi Xiao is a sword of Tao.
Shock maser index: 9.7.
The Second Zhan Lu
Zhan Lu is a sword and an eye.
Zhan Lu: Zhan is black.
This black, seamless sword makes people feel not its sharpness, but its generosity and kindness.
It is like a deep and penetrating black eye of God, watching every move of the king and prince.
You have a way, the sword is on the side, the country is rich and the people are strong.
You have no way, the sword flies and the country breaks.
Hardware English, the essence of the sun, elusive, powerful.
When Ou Yezi cast this sword, he couldn't help crying, because he finally realized his lifelong dream: casting an invincible weapon without the slightest murderous look.
The so-called benevolent is invincible.
The sword of Zhan Lu is the sword of the benevolent.
Shock maser index: 10
The first Xuanyuan sword
The bronze of the first mountain was cast by the Yellow Emperor and later passed on to Yu Xia.
This sword carved the sun, moon and stars, as well as mountains, rivers and plants.
On the one hand, the hilt writes about farming and animal husbandry, on the other hand, it writes about the strategy of unifying the four seas.
Xuanyuanjian!
What can we say about such a sword?
Yellow Emperor, Yu Xia!
What can we say to these two people?
Courage, wisdom and kindness ... boil down to two words: the sacred road.
Xuanyuan sword is the sword of the Holy Way.
Shock wave lasing index: infinity ...
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