Interesting and humorous philosophical phrases

1, no one is holding hands, so I'll just take a ride.

It's disgusting to think that you can't eat any food!

3. Friends are not afraid of being really bad, but they are afraid of being fake.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

5, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

7. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

I didn't leave my grandfather here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

9, being a man is actually very simple, people change their minds, you are more real, you leave me and turn around!

10, I admire myself so much, sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

1 1, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

12, face is given by others, and face is lost by yourself.

13. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

14, it is necessary to be stupid occasionally, and life doesn't have to be smart all the time.

15. If you want to be a chopstick in your next life, you won't be lonely!

16, life is like a play, and what role is what play; I'm not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I'm afraid I won't live up to expectations.

17, people run after money, and the more they chase, the poorer they get; Money runs with people, and you can't be poor if you want to be poor.

18, some families, a few bowls of noodles can support a hot day; In some families, a pile of gold coins turned the days upside down.

19, one knows tolerance and the other knows enough is enough. How can there be a perfect match?

20. If you can't tie my heart, don't call me playboy!

2 1, the largest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

22. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

23. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

24. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

26. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

28. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

28. Don't come to me for nothing and don't come to me for everything!

30. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

3 1, the scenery is beautiful from a distance, and I want to call the police from a close look.

32. The so-called beauty is mostly the slave of cosmetics.

I can resist everything except temptation. ...

34. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

36. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

37. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

38, too lazy to explain, it doesn't make sense to be a good person, live impure, at least clean.

39. By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age!

I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

4 1, eat and drink, don't take things to heart.

42, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

43, light a cigarette, smoking is lonely. ...

44. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

45. This is all my food. No one should touch chopsticks.

46. You must be homeless in your last life, and you will live like this in your life. ...

47. Falling in love is nothing more than two outcomes. First of all, go back to your homes and find your mother; Second, your mother becomes my mother.

48. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

49. My girlfriend is called Zhu Jing. Take her back to her hometown in the countryside for the first time. As soon as you come in, say, Mom, Zhu Jing is here. Mom listened and said, just drive the pig out.

50. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

Humorous and philosophical sentences

1, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

There is love besides teeth in the world.

3. Occasionally, you will feel that it is cool to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

If I become a hooligan one day, please tell others that I am innocent.

6. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

7. Don't worry if you give it to me. There is nothing wrong!

8. Don't talk to me about ideals and quit!

9. Roses are yours, chocolates are yours and diamonds are yours. You, mine!

10, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure, patting the ass to leave.

1 1. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

12, listen to you and leave me ten books!

13, if happiness is a cloud, if pain is a star. Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li.

14, we walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

15, the cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistake is your own.

16, don't worry about my girlfriend following me. As long as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them immediately and never let the principal and parents know!

17, I won't say anything until I'm killed. You haven't made a beauty plan!

18, born, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

19, don't think that wearing dirty clothes can become a tainted witness; Don't think that wearing wooden slippers is a sign of clogs.

20. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

2 1, things related to sex, people who can mate.

22. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, all of which were burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

23, sweet-scented osmanthus fragrant summer night, the moon is like a silver plate; Trees, if dancers; The wind is like a skirt. I, standing in the water room. White teeth and clear waves, frosty snow, brush your teeth.

24, women remember: be sure to eat well, sleep well and drink well. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

26. A good woman is a school, and I want to go to school ~ ~ ~

27. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

28. I have always had a dream: I fantasize that I am the owner of the landlord's house, and there are thousands of fertile fields at home. My ignorance all day has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with good women.

29. If you dare to have sex, I dare to cheat.

30. The most romantic thing I can think of is to fight with you. During our absconding with money, you were unfortunately arrested. You would rather die than surrender and go to jail, leaving me depressed and spending money like water for the rest of my life.

3 1, money, money, you * * *, you make money.

When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, eat him.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

I am an atheist, but I dare not admit it at night!

35. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

36. Teenage Ninja Turtle said: If you want to live a decent life, you have to wear some green on your back!

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

Being a group of women is my skill, and being a group of women is my charm!

39. I appreciate the eyes you left when you broke up. Without a trace of nostalgia!

40. God pointed to all the nations in the world and said to me: Surrender to me, it's all yours! I rejected God because I was married.

Humorous and philosophical words

1, there are some things that you know are wrong, but you must persist because you are unwilling; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell whether you are love or friendship.

When I want to say something most, it is often my most silent time.

6. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

7. I was pulled out before I could set foot in this field.

8. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

9. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.

10, breaking up means not loving. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!

1 1, take other people's road and leave others with no choice.

12, time is quietly rolling behind me. Once upon a time, the scar on the route you left was spreading.

13, perhaps heartbreak is the most beautiful appearance of love.

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

15, people are not smart and bald! ! !

16, do you eat with this mouth?

17, study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!

18, love is to put your heart and soul into it and then get out!

19, the mine disaster continues in the review, and the price increase is under control!

20, give it to me, you don't have to worry, there is nothing wrong!

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

22. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

23. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you!

24, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

26. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

27. I will slap you out.

28, as beautiful as flowers and jade, but also enemies like water.

29, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

30, the so-called right and wrong, just to establish a person's point of view. Actually, there is no right or wrong in this world.

3 1, let the future come and let the past pass.

32. I compressed you in my memory, but I couldn't find a way to decompress you.

33. Love and romance need qualified men to do! ! Love is a luxury that ordinary people can't afford! !

34. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty!

35. One moon, one you, two shadows, me and you. Three students are lucky enough to know you, and four beautiful women are not as good as you.

36. In the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I give you roses, and my hands have a lingering fragrance. At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me back my rose, my hand hurts.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

38. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

39. Love is like poop. When the water is flushed, it will never come back ~ Love is like poop, and it can't stop after it comes ~ Love is like poop, but it's different every time ~ Love is like poop, and sometimes it's just a fart after a long effort!

40. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

4 1, clap your head to make a decision, clap your chest to make sure to leave.

42, don't and the earth person general knowledge.

43. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

44. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

45. If you don't have the ability to entangle yourself, you can entangle others if you have the ability.

46. The people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.

47. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

48. Do you want to die or not?

49. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

50. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

5 1, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

52, even believe in advertisements, reading is stupid!

53. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

54. If you want to mix rivers and lakes, you'd better be single! ! !

55, driving is not difficult, I am afraid that there will be new people!

56. Coffee is bitter or sweet, not how to stir it at the end, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

57. You think that if you talk to others, you will get a kind of redemption. But maybe, listening to your partner will give you an axe. With a ferocious sneer, I cut it to you.

58. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

59. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

60. It's pure fiction. Chaos is a beauty.

6 1. Loneliness means that I will always love her more than you, and being heartless means that you have to love her.

62. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

I will wait for you until I prove that you and she will be together for life.

64. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

65. The donkey has read it again and again.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

67. True love is always short-lived, while lying love is always long.

68. Loneliness means living with someone you can't dig up anymore.

69. Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

70. Now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.

7 1, is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

72. The so-called affair means having bread and love and wanting cake.

73. I asked my troubles. He doesn't love you at all. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself. Sheng asked me to bring you a love letter: he will never change for you!

74. You are my eternal rule, and I am just a passer-by.

75, brewing love is always a sudden thing, only the destruction of love needs careful calculation.

76. Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

77. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

78. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The basis of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.

79. Individuals are afraid of loneliness. 2. Individuals are afraid of betrayal.

80. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

8 1, sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of demeanor. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

82. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

83. Memory is childish. As time goes by, a plaque of youth hangs.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

85. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

86, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

87. Can you be a little sad and pretend to be reluctant?

88. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

89. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

90. When people are sad, no matter how happy they are, they can't stop crying.

9 1, the law stipulates that men can only get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

92. Death is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you want to die but dare not.

93.——2B Not only pencils, but also you.

94. It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.

95. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

96. Four evils in the new era: Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard disk.

97. I smoked almost the same cigarettes and was at leisure for almost a day. Spent about the same amount of money, tasted about the same amount of salt, lived about a year.

98. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

99, the world of flowers and flowers, I am too serious.

100, the most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

10 1. Love is a gamble. You bet on giving up. If you win, you love deeply enough. If you lose, it means that the other person doesn't love you enough.

102, sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the world.

103, tired, I know I'm not superman.

104, I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

105, love is a superstition of the right time and place.

106, the relationship between love and people may be like a whip, a top pulled up. It moves, it hurts.

107, I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

108, people have only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

109, an old soul lives in melancholy youth.

1 10, before hooligans were in the mountains, now hooligans are in the police!

1 1 1. You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

1 12. Love is like cold air. It always comes suddenly when you think the sunshine is warm as spring, which makes you unprepared.

1 13, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

1 14, be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

1 15. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

1 16. If I were a dish, my heart would be a restaurant you can't afford.

1 17, Happyness's pursuit, but I hesitate to turn left or right.

1 18, career, perseverance alone is not enough. Before you insist, you choose. If you find the right direction, there is hope of success.

1 19, what are we afraid of? When we came into this world, we didn't intend to come back alive!

120, fell down, get up and cry.

12 1, people can start from scratch, but not with their bare hands!

122, I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

123, I would rather fight with the wise than talk to someone.

124, I didn't know what dependence was until my trousers fell off my belt.

125, a small part of the fatigue of life comes from survival and a small part from comparison.

126, success is not an end, but a process of experiencing success. Life is the same, so is happiness.

127. Besides teeth, there is love.

128, people are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

129, I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't made a beauty plan!

130, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

13 1, life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

132, wear other people's shoes and go your own way, let others find shoes!

133, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

134, everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself.

135, I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

136, humor means that a person has an interest in laughing when he wants to cry!

137, when the knife is around the neck, no one will think of others.

138, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

139, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow on the same root but cannot depend on each other in the wind.

140, bid farewell to mom and dad, I went to Shanghai alone, my work dream was shattered, and the dust was full of new certificates. Money is not earned, people are not married, and the temple falls first. Who knows that in this life, the heart is in the inner circle and the body is old.

14 1, please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

142, it is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

143, being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

144, some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!

145. Sometimes, what you think belongs to you is actually fragile, just like leaves and trees. A gust of wind is irrelevant.

146, advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

147, I weighed myself in time. Then criticize your shallowness and arrogance.

148, greetings are not necessarily serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

149, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

150, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Interesting and philosophical words

Interesting and philosophical words

Facts have proved that in this world, feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the income is not high.

Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

People have many backgrounds, and I only have one back.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Don't complain about life all day, life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

I want to appeal to you to learn to repair your notebook ... Well, it is very important to learn to repair your notebook ... Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ... Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

People who only have steel are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

Find a boyfriend like Excel-hide it if you want, filter it if you want, and delete it if you want. I'm not happy. Hey, I won't save it.

After seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded.

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Love is like two people using rubber bands. The injured one is always unwilling to let go.

Flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate them, but to cow dung (that is, flowers always wither, and they have to keep company with cow dung when they wither).

Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "

Faith is not spoken, but made. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.

I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. I was surprised to eat the first one: "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one: "There is really ammonia.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Many women want me to be their son-in-law, but their daughters don't want to.

The most labor-saving and useful way to fight is to ignore you and silence you.

This kind of life will never be painful unless you remind yourself to remember it every day.

After being together for a long time, no one will get tired. If you love, you will cry; You lose when you cry.

Indifference and hope began to clash in my mind, and I became uneasy again.

Turn around and leave the unforgettable love.

We hate corrupt officials and desperately apply for civil servants; We scold monopoly and sharpen our heads to drill into high-paying units; We laugh at unhealthy trends, but we are busy looking for relationships when we do things ourselves. In short, we are angry not because we feel unfair, but because we feel that we are at a disadvantage in unfairness. We don't want to eliminate this unfairness, but we want to put ourselves in a favorable position in unfairness.

I'm driving a flying car, trying to keep releasing the pressure.

Our life is so wonderful, why is our heart so sad?

It's sexy to wear underwear again, and it's nonsense to have deep affection again.

I only know the weather forecast.

Once, I regarded you as my life. Now, I can only laugh at my past.