Tell a few jokes in Cantonese.

Buzz Lightyear killed Zuo Long and turned left?

Kill Lombardy

2. Do you think the bug crawled into the emperor's crotch?

Pa long Zhou Lao

What will you do after watching porn?

Watch porn! VCD is two independent racks ~ ~

One day, when Xiao Ming was walking in the street, his feet felt sore. what should he do ？

Because Xiaoming stepped on the old lemon on the left.

5. Do plants know how to skate?

Flowers, because figure skating

6. Is the queen like me?

Like a square, because the queen is like a square.

7. Can't you tie a boat to play with toys?

Explosive spinning (ship) gyro

8. Have you ever eaten old shit?

Eat two old shits

9. A slice of ham, like sausage, falls to the left to the same extent. What's the solution?

Because we don't know each other well.

10. Will you lose weight by eating wild insects?

Ants ... because anteaters (thin)

1 1. Can you decorate your hands with your sample field?

Hair (lyrics: opponents whose hair can be modified)

When 12. 1+ 1 =3?

Wrong array

13. Xiaoming's house is closed without opening the bell. Finally, let me talk about the left sentence. Why didn't Xiaoming open the door first?

"I'm from Decheng"

14. What's on the Da Vinci code?

Da Vinci account ...

15. Why is Little Red Riding Hood's chest so small?

Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf. ...

16. What does lemon fear most?

Citrus! (orange lemon)

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LongtimenoC

18. Black cats are black, white cats are white, and baa 7- 1 1 is baa color?

7- 1 1 series "No rest all year round" n4R (. N 00

19. Does drinking orange juice taste like orange, drinking tea tastes like tea, and drinking Yili tastes like tea?

"Did you drink today?"

Drinking with freshness makes it easy for girls to talk.

Drink coke every day, dozens of times a night.

It is excellent to drink sprite at night.

Drink Pepsi in the evening and have fun.

It is appropriate to drink and buy grapes, and do not rest day and night.

Drink Heineken at night and the bar will be straight.

Switch to blue sister and shoot it into the cup.

Try drinking Budweiser, and a pigeon will explode.

One more drop of energy and everything will be invincible forever.