Three-minute speech jokes in class

One day, an old clock said to an Jason Chung man, "You will swing 525,600 times a year."

Jason Chung got a fright and said, "Wow, so many, how is that possible? ! How can I finish it so many times! "

At this time, another old clock smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, you just need to swing for one second and hold on for one second."

Jason Chung was very happy and thought: It doesn't seem difficult to swing for a second. Just try it. Sure enough, posing is easy.

Unconsciously, a year has passed, and Jason Chung has swung 525,600 times!

This is a simple story, but it contains profound truth. When we face great difficulties, we often hesitate. I don't know. We just need to set small goals in stages according to the actual situation and accomplish them one by one. I think this is not only for my students, but also for myself.

Mr Silva and Mr Pereira are very good friends. One Sunday night, they were drinking beer in Mr. Silva's apartment.

The two gentlemen are not married, so they each hire a servant to look after their house and sometimes run errands for them.

After drinking a few beers, they turned to the servant. Mr. Pereira said that his servant Banda should be regarded as the stupidest servant in the world.

"Forget it, if you can prove that Banda is more stupid than my servant Zhong Da, I will swear not to be human." Mr. Silva said.

"Well, I'll prove it to you." With that, Mr. Pereira called his servant and gave him 10 rupees. "Banda, take this money to the car shop on the corner and buy me a car." Banda walked away excitedly.

"Mr. Pereira, you see how stupid my servant is!"

"Hum, do you think this is stupid enough? Look back at my servant. " Mr Silva called Zhong Da and gave him two rupees. "Take these two rupees and take a bus to my office to find my secretary and ask if I am in the office."

"No problem, sir." Zhong Da walked out of the door with the money.

After the servant left, the two gentlemen quarreled again They all tried to convince each other that their servant was the stupidest in the world. At this time, their servants Banda and Zhong Da are working outside for them. On the street corner, two servants met unexpectedly.

"Zongda, did you see it?" Banda said: "I think the host I met is the stupidest in the world."

"No, Banda, my master is the stupidest person in the world."

"Zhong Da, you see how stupid my master is. He just gave me 10 rupees to buy him a car! This fool, doesn't he know that the garage is closed on Sunday? "

"Do you think this is stupid enough? My master just gave me two rupees and asked me to go to his office to see if he was in. This fool doesn't know. It only costs one rupee to call his office and ask. There is no need to give me two. "

When you look down on others, you should first think about whether you are doing the right thing.