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What secrets did your husband think he was hiding, but they were discovered under your careful observation?
It is rare for a husband and wife to be confused and allow him to steal private money. I have long known that my husband stole private money, and it is not a day or two. A few years ago, a good friend was adamant about her husband stealing private money. They even got into a fight and finally divorced. Of course, the last two old people dissuaded them from this absurd behavior. Good friends are strong, and it is of great significance that husbands are not allowed to do anything behind their backs, especially stealing private money. After the incident, she felt that her husband was not just stealing private money, so she became a Sherlock Holmes. I have advised her many times that if people really want to hide, you can't see at all. This is playing hard to get, and husband and wife should also talk about emotional art, which is actually the art between husband and wife. My husband stole private money. I know he showed it to me on purpose, because everyone knows that there is only one place to hide money, so it is not stealing. I never stabbed him, because I never thought of secretly putting money in that place, only he likes to do so, so I don't care how much money I put, when I put it, and whether he took it or not. Maybe he wants to be a naughty boy.
Small physical defects, in fact, I have long seen that my husband has a secret that he has been unwilling to be stabbed. His eyes are large and small, so you can't tell them without looking carefully. It is not that he was born with this defect, but that he had an operation and had a sty in his eye. Because he is in the period of growth and development, that eye has affected his growth. If you don't look carefully, you still can't see it. Lovers and friends deliberately hide it, and I never tell the truth, because no one is perfect and everyone has defects. Many years later, he said to me, have you found this defect in me? I just laughed and didn't answer, and he realized that I already knew. Couples also need to leave him some dignity, especially men need face more. Similarly, I have defects. My wife never told me that this is what couples need to do.
No one is perfect, and there has never been a perfect person in this world, so don't be ashamed or arrogant. You have to leave each other a blank. When I find out that he has a secret, I will keep silent. If he doesn't say it, I won't mention it. I'm sure he will do the same to me. Couples have become Buddhas for many years. Being kind-oriented, knowing each other's psychology better, sometimes telling the truth is actually adding to our emotions.
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