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My father's composition

In daily life or work and study, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition, which can be divided into narrative, explanatory, practical and argumentative according to different genres. So, how to write a composition? The following is my father's composition, which I arranged. Welcome to share.

My father's composition 1 My father, my father is an assistant manager, who was fired because he didn't go to the meeting.

Father looks like a round head, big eyes, shiny black hair, and a row of black beards and swearing mouths under his upturned nose.

Once, I was doing my homework. Suddenly, the last thing I want to hear comes: show me your homework, and I'll hit you if you make a mistake. I have to take out my homework. "Wrong," I said. "You took it away before I checked you, just to take it out on me."

He said, "How dare children talk back?"

He said, just give me a hard one.

I said, "I just want to find a reason. I cried out in pain.

He said, "Don't you dare make a mistake again. I'll put a belt on you. "

I ran to my bedroom and cried sadly. Dad listened and said, "What's there to cry about?" I said, "You are an irresponsible father."

Seeing that I was so sad, he said, "I'm sorry, it's dad's fault." Dad shouldn't hit you. Stop crying and go to play. "

I looked at my father's affectation and said, "If you want to mess with me, I won't be fooled by you."

Seeing that I didn't get caught, my dad changed to a new "get rich plan" and he gave it to me 10 yuan.

I know this is another move. Let me see what happens. I said, "I'll burn it if you give me money."

Dad said, "You burn it."

I quickly turned it into paper and put it in the fire.

Dad said, "You ..."

I said, "You've been cheated, hahahaha."

Actually, I used an empty plan. Dad is so stupid.

My father's composition 2 My father is a shepherd, which is a fact that I have never concealed. My father once asked me if he would embarrass me as a shepherd. My answer is that my father has always been my pride.

In my memory, my father drove a flock of sheep and went grazing after breakfast during the day. Fortunately, in summer, I came back for lunch with sheep at noon. In winter, lunch is usually eaten in the mountains.

For many years, my father supported our family with his hard work and sheep.

Now my father is old and full of white hair. But dad still won't give up his flock. I know he wants to create more wealth for our brothers and sisters and make us live a little more comfortable.

Especially since my younger brother is not married, my father wants to plan for his younger brother's future.

My father was very grumpy when he was a child, and he always liked to lose his temper with his mother for a while. At that time, he had a bad life. Later, I found out that my grumpy personality was still related to my father.

But dad is actually very kind to our brother and sister and even to our mother, but his personality is a little impatient.

Now that mom and dad are old, whenever we talk about some things at home, mom and dad always say that we should take care of ourselves and they can stand on their own feet. After listening to it, I felt very guilty.

My father has always been my pride. I hope my father can live a long and healthy life.

Father's composition 3 My father is not tall, and he has a pair of sharp eyes under his thick black eyebrows. At this time, everything I do can escape his eyes. Because my father often did housework when he was a child, he was very strong.

My father is very amiable, but he also has a serious side. When I don't do well in the exam, my father will become serious and ask me angrily, "Why did you do so badly in the exam this time, just because you want me to slap you?" However, when I do well in the exam, my father will smile and say to me, "Not bad, son. Worth rewarding. Make persistent efforts and do better next time! " "

Every time my father comes to my house, my house becomes a humorous theater. My father often teases me in bed. For me, sometimes I often lie on my father's stomach and hold him down. He was not angry at all, but he pretended to say, "Mr. Bao forgave me, but I dare not talk nonsense now." What about me? I'm already laughing my ass off. Sometimes I will play a little too much at this time, and my father will say, "Playing is playing. Don't play too much. It looks bad and dangerous. "

This is my humorous, amiable and earnest father, and I love him!

My father's composition 4 My father is a handsome man. He is 38 years old.

He is tall, which is considered tall in the company. No hair on my head, baldness, I feel very comfortable! His face is round and fat, like a big ball. Eyes are like crystal clear agate.

His character is very peaceful, unless something unpleasant happens, he will only break into a furious rage.

He has a wide range of hobbies, including reading novels and buying clothes ... among them, he likes cooking best. Every night or morning, my father would wave a shovel and cook in the pot. I remember once, my father was studying new delicious food with food spectrum. He only looked at it for a while and then remembered the recipe. He ran into the kitchen happily, picked up a shovel and started cooking. However, the birth of new food is not so easy. When the temperature is high, the food becomes a black mass, and when the temperature of the fire is low, the food becomes half-cooked ... but dad didn't give up trying. Finally, through his unremitting efforts, he fried a delicious dish, which made people drool, delicious and delicious!

This is my father. Do you like it?

Today, I came home from cram school.

"Ding-ding-ding-ding ..." My cell phone kept ringing, and my mother just came out of the kitchen. I was really lucky when I answered the phone. I haven't heard my father's magnetic voice for over three weeks. It doesn't matter whether we answer the phone or not. I had a long talk with my father. Finally, I can't stand my mother's strong offensive. My mother robbed my mobile phone. My mother just got a call and said, "Did you help us buy something?"

My father went on a business trip three weeks ago. He is stern but not stuffy, humorous but not sad. He is a PE teacher in junior high school, so he is very strict with me-

On this day, I went out to play. I had a good time with my good friend Xiao Li. I didn't go home until 0/2 in the evening/kloc-.

As soon as I got home, the room smelled of "cold". As soon as I found out that something was wrong, I went to my mother to apologize. "Mom, I was wrong. I won't do it again, never again. " Dad came out of the room and said sternly, "You stand there." He pointed to the corner and I walked over and stood quietly. My parents bypassed me for dinner.

Standing for about half an hour, my stomach growled. My dad said, "I'm telling you, if you do this again in the future, you can't even get in this door." Come and eat! " "In the evening, my father patiently told me that I did it very seriously.

This is my father. I love my strict father.

My father's composition 6 My father is very handsome. He has two bushy eyebrows and white teeth. My father is not only handsome, but also has a good sense of humor.

Once, my father told a joke to my mother and me. What my father told me was: One day, Xiaoming was riding a bike bought for her by his mother and playing in the yard. His mother told him to be careful! Xiao Ming said to his mother on the first lap, "Mom, you see I can ride without hands. Xiao Ming said to his mother when riding the second lap, "Mom, you see I can ride without feet. "Xiao Ming told his mother on the third lap:" Mom, look, my tooth fell out! "! !" This joke made my mother and I laugh until our stomachs ached. Dad is also very hardworking. He goes out early and comes back late every day. Who took me to the hospital when I was sick It's dad. He comforted me and made me happy when I was most uncomfortable. When I was very depressed, it was my father who filled me with confidence. Dad has done a lot of things that care about me, which makes me very moved.

This is my father, and I love him forever.

My father composition 7 My father, he has a chubby face, like a small round watermelon, a pair of big eyes, like two marbles, and a big belly, the so-called "beer belly". The corners of his mouth smile in a curve, like a crescent moon. He is also a "two-faced".

When doing homework, I often procrastinate, look around, look around, always absent-minded, unable to concentrate on my homework. One weekend, my mother asked me to do my homework. I was so careless. My mother scolded me loudly: "I just don't pay attention to my homework every time, and I won't care about you in the future." Hearing this, my father immediately came out of the room, touched my head and said, "Chaochao, do your homework quickly, be good." Then he said to his mother, "Teach children not to be so impatient and be patient." After my mother left, I thought my father would come to comfort me. I didn't expect my father to say to me seriously, "You are so careless in your homework every time. What should I do?" If you don't study hard now, you will be very hard when you grow up! "I thought my dad and I were on the same side. I didn't expect my dad to be a' two-faced man'. He stood on my side for a while and on my mother's side for a while. Hey!

However, with this two-faced father, my attitude towards doing homework has changed a lot. I know that my father's "two-faced" is kind to me. I must study hard and not let my parents down.

My father's composition 8 My father is also very kind to me. No matter what I have, he always keeps it for me to eat. What's the matter? He always calls me and takes me out to bathe the dog at night. When I get good grades, he always rewards me and encourages me to keep working hard to get such good grades. Seeing that my composition was good, he and his mother encouraged me to contribute, and he gave me 65438+ for an article. Summer vacation often takes me to the zoo in Chengdu and takes me to Chongqing by boat. Summer vacation is so hot, my father will buy me anything I want in order to let me see a lot of things, not afraid of heat and fatigue, but when I don't obey, he will scold me and look fierce. As soon as he scolded me, I listened immediately.

Although my father is very good, he is not perfect. You like smoking very much. Don't you know that the drugs in cigarettes are very harmful to the human body? When someone gives him advice, you will be unhappy and never accept it. I often play computer until 4.5 in the morning at night. My mother said you wouldn't accept it, but you still played until 4.5 every day. Dad, don't you know that playing computer for a long time and staying up late are harmful to your health? You stayed up for a long time. I'm really worried about your health!

Dad, I hope you can get rid of your bad habits, so that you will be a perfect father!

My father's composition 9 My father is overweight, about 1.65 meters tall, and likes to drink beer, so he has a round beer belly. Dad's skin is very dark, because he often helps his mother wholesale vegetables at noon, so he gets a very dark tan.

Dad hates being slow, especially when cooking ribs. He will make a cup of tea, smoke a cigarette, get a bench, sit in the kitchen and watch the pot, and cook it slowly with a small fire for hours! The ribs are finally out of the pot, and the smell of ribs is everywhere. Put a sparerib in your mouth and gently bite it, and the bone will become soft and delicious, and the bone marrow will flow into your stomach along the tip of your tongue, which is extremely delicious. At the thought of this, my saliva is dripping into my notebook ... this is my slow father.

Last Wednesday, my family went to the gym to play badminton. My father called me a "fool" because of my poor performance. I said unconvinced, "You are the fool!" The result was beaten by my father. This is my bad-tempered father.

One month before grandma died, my father had to take a two-hour bus to Feidong's hometown to take care of grandma after work every day. Dad is responsible for accompanying students at night and grandpa is responsible for accompanying students during the day. Dad didn't sleep a wink all night. At dawn in the morning, my father dragged his tired body and had to take a two-hour bus back to work in Hefei. This is my filial father.

My father's composition 10 Hi!

There is a diligent father in my family. Every morning, he will not be my "alarm clock", but will soon be my "chef". His efforts are unambiguous. At noon, my father usually takes me to sleep in the canteen. After dinner, we went home to play chess. He became my "enemy" again, but he never won. However, this "guard" will easily quit. In the evening, we will watch TV together and spend the whole day together. At this time, we will become "partners". But no matter how diligent and honest people are, they will not be impatient, and they will make you angry enough. I'm the victim!

Last time, the teacher assigned me an assignment for literary creation, and I finished it on Saturday. Dad turned around from the bedroom and pretended to steal my composition. As soon as I saw it, I grabbed my dad angrily and bit him on the arm. When my father scraped his sleeve, it turned purple. He scolded me angrily, but in the end he offered to apologize to me. It's not that when my dad is unhappy, let's take my math scores as an example. My father is cheerful all day and often sells me gifts!

That's my dad. Is he cute? I am really happy with my father, because he is my good father.

Father's composition 1 1 Father is my eternal pride.

Although my father is fierce and evil to me, he often tells me when he is drunk (as the saying goes, speak the truth after drinking? ): "You know, my dad didn't mean to bother you, he was really disobedient. If you were not my daughter, my father would not care about you. You should be conscious. I have to go to work every day and have no time to care about you. " You see how difficult it is for your mother and I to make money, and you know how difficult it is. You must study hard and make progress every day ... "

But after you slept, everything changed: although my mother and I laughed at you when you were drunk, you always laughed.

Mother is very ill, but because we are a small town, there is no decent hospital to go to Jiangjin for treatment. What about you? Go home in a hurry every day, and then drive a motorcycle to Jiangjin to visit my mother. You didn't go to class the week mom had surgery, so you went to Jiangjin to take care of mom.

When you get home, mom can't do anything before the operation. You are busy all day. Soon, I almost lost.

Usually, you get up early and go home late. After a busy day, I have to cook dinner for my mother and me when I get home. Don't eat delicious food, leave the delicious food to my mother and me, and eat some side dishes by yourself.

Dad, I love you. You take good care of my mother and me.

My father is my eternal pride.

My dad's composition 12 I live in a happy family. There is a father who loves me, and a mother who loves me more than my mother and father. Every day when my father comes back from a busy day's work, he will ask me how my homework is, how happy I am at school, and then prepare a big dinner for me.

Dad broke his heart for my study. Before going to school every day, he told me to concentrate on my studies, listen carefully and ask the teacher if I don't understand. Dad will carefully check every homework, and when he encounters a wrong question, he will seriously explain it to me, so that I can find the root of the mistake and won't make any mistakes next time.

My father takes good care of me in my life. Every day before going to work, my father will make breakfast and change clothes for me. No matter how busy and tired he is at work, Dad always keeps the house in order. I want to say to my father, "Dad, you have worked hard and I love you."

Father's composition 13 People say that my father loves mountains, which is true because I really feel it.

That was when I was five years old. One winter afternoon, I went to kindergarten after school and my father came to pick me up. Suddenly it began to rain. Dad didn't bring an umbrella, so we had to rush home in the rain.

On the way home, the north wind roared and the leaves hit my face like flying knives. Father Lei played the drums hard, and Miss Yu threw the line hard. Walking on the road, I kept shaking. Dad saw it and said, "Is it cold?" Seeing that I didn't answer, she quickly took off his coat and put it on me, blocking me with his tall body. Only then did I know that he actually wore less clothes than mine, but he gave me his coat.

It began to snow at this time, and it soon turned into goose feather snow. Dad carried me on his back again and ran all the way. His warm coat not only shielded me from storms and heavy snow, but also gradually warmed my previously frozen body. Dad's face was covered with snowflakes, his clothes were all wet, and big drops of water fell from time to time on his cheeks, and suddenly my eyes were blurred by tears. ...

My father's love will stay in my heart forever, and I will never forget it!

Father's composition 14 people say that only mother is good in the world, but in my heart, father and mother are equal signs, and father is also the best father.

I didn't do well in the mid-term exam, only got 6 1. I cried and held the test paper.

When I got home and handed the test paper to my father with my head down, my heart was pounding like a small drum. Unexpectedly, my father neither hit me nor criticized me, but patiently helped me analyze the reasons for my low score.

Another time, it was a Thursday night. According to my living habits, I went to bed at eight o'clock, but I didn't fall asleep until ten o'clock that day. I was so anxious that I cried. How can I go to class tomorrow if I can't sleep well today? Dad, who is playing computer, saw it. He quickly put down the mouse in his hand, turned off the computer, climbed into bed and told me stories while comforting me. Slowly, in the warm embrace of my father, I entered a sweet dream.

Dad's love is selfless and great. I love you forever, my father!

My father's composition 15 My father, he is very greedy.

One day, it was sunny and sunny. Our family came to the Garden Expo Park.

Into the garden, ah! It is full of vitality and spring. We were stunned by the beautiful scenery, but dad was very interested in the bamboo shoots on the side. He said to us, "This bamboo shoot is absolutely delicious when it is used as soup."

I feel dizzy. We quickly dragged Dad to the path for fear that Dad would dig out the bamboo shoots.

At the end of the path is a pond with many colorful koi fish. We are observing these little guys. Some of them fight with their tails off, some eat with their mouths open, and some float on the water to breathe ... Suddenly I found my father missing, and I panicked. As a result, I don't know if I'm looking, but I am. Dad picked a ripe fruit like an orange lantern from a little-known fruit tree on the shore, ate it and said, "Well, it's so sweet!" " Alas, after eating this fruit, my father picked up the mobile phone Baidu and got up. Oh, it turned out to be "Cherry in Chili South", which is another insight.

It is because of this father who is curious about new things that he led our family to live a happy life.