Stephen Chow's funny lines with pictures

Stephen Chow is undoubtedly a milestone in China's film industry. His nonsense lines of Zhou style are recognized as the highest peak of China's funny movies, which is unprecedented. The following are the funny lines in Stephen Chow movies that I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

Stephen Chow film funny lines selected edition.

1 Be a little more professional! King of comedy.

2 ok！ He stuffed it in without thinking, and he is really a good man on the swing. I love you! Counting dead grass

I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, so my younger brother was candidly admit defeat. skill

What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles of Fiona Fang, no matter fleas, all Huasong flies! Duke of Lushan

Da Vinci: I got a job as a researcher in the Central Mental Hospital. Q: What do you study?

In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Today, concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Domestic Lingling lacquer

Mr. 7: I'm a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is at the chest. People stop killing people and the Buddha stops killing the Buddha! Flirting Scholar

My admiration for you is really like a raging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control. Duke of Lushan

9 "Once there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it after losing it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is 10,000 years. " A Chinese Odyssey

What's the name of 10? Do you have a sense of public morality? Noisy! Neighbors don't have to sleep? I have to work tomorrow, get out! skill

The latest version of Stephen Chow's funny lines.

1 I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you? Shaolin soccer.

If you are unhappy, it's no use even if you live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough! A Chinese Odyssey Moonlight Box

Actually, I'm an actor. King of comedy.

What are the Big Four? Brother. What brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Let's not let our neighbors sleep! I have to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum! skill

5 One township, two Li * * * three masters, dare to teach seven sons without knowing the four books, five classics and six arts. Nine poor people in ten rooms make up eight, two, seven, seven, six and five points, but they are still half-hearted and first-class. Flirting Scholar

6 wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god! Domestic zero paint

My true identity is to change the social atmosphere, fascinate thousands of girls and enhance the connotation of young people. * * * movie market, Gu Jing, Raymond's unique skill expert, English name JingKoo! Trick expert

People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? A Chinese Odyssey

People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

10 One township and two Li * * * Three masters don't understand the four books, five classics and six classics, but they teach seven sons. It's really bold. Ten rooms and nine poverty still add up to eight, two, seven, six points, five points and four points, half-hearted and first-class. Flirting Scholar

1 1 The surface of alkaline water is not cooled, so the surface is full of alkaline water. Fish balls don't smell like fish either, but you added curry juice to cover them up, trying to make curry fish balls. But it's naive, because you haven't cooked enough time. The taste of curry is only on the surface, not at all. Fish balls will be diluted when they are put into soup. A good curry fish balls will make you taste neither fish nor curry. Defeat Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Did you get a look at him? Hey, shit! God of cooking

12 has never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of beef, the sweetness of shrimp and the mixed taste are even worse than "rat point", just as they are more poetic than my first love. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back. It suddenly occurred to me that home is a good poem! What a beautiful poem! God of cooking

13 has never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of beef and the sweetness of shrimp are even worse than "mouse-like", just like being more poetic than my first love. When I looked up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back. I suddenly remembered my home. What a beautiful poem! What a beautiful poem! God of cooking

14! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts. Counting dead grass

15 It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence, and it is also my own interest to do good deeds, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times more. Lord of Destruction

16 I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life! The legend of the dragon

17 Do you think I can't find you if I hide here? It's no use. No matter where you are, an excellent person is as outstanding as a firefly in the night star. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, magical knife skills, and that cup of Drymartine all fascinated me deeply. Domestic Lingling lacquer

18 There is a dead mouse hanging around his waist, pretending to be hunting. skill

19 What's your mother's name? A Chinese Odyssey

Eliminating violence and safety is our obligation as citizens. Doing good deeds and accumulating virtues is my own interest, so I help the old lady cross the road once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times. Lord of Destruction

Popular version of funny lines in Stephen Chow's movies

Not even 1, not even martial arts, wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief! A Chinese Odyssey

Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. Heaven is right, and God is real. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River. Duke of Lushan

Go back to Mars. The earth is dangerous. Shaolin soccer.

Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process? Ever-changing star king

5 chicken feet are also patriotic! Jigong

Even a piece of toilet paper, a * * * has its own uses. Domestic Lingling lacquer

I should hit you, but I won't hurt you! Shaolin soccer.

Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this? A Chinese Odyssey

Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? A Chinese Odyssey

10 Even a roll of toilet paper has its uses. Domestic Lingling lacquer

1 1 I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas. skill

12 Do I need to tell you like a palm of my hand? skill

13 The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind ... "Gourmet"

14 he is proud, but kind-hearted. He keeps a low profile, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God! God of cooking

I took you there. A Chinese Odyssey

16 chat very congenially, just pay the medical expenses. skill

17 well, I'll tell you, I saw UFOs when I was a child, which is what the world calls UFOs and UFOs. You got it? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster, and talked with Bigfoot Eight in the Himalayas, guessing boxing. Plus, since I was a child, I played roller coasters every morning and pirate boats in the afternoon, because I played pirate boats in the morning, roller coasters in the afternoon and pirate boats in the evening. Let me tell you something. Night of the soul

18 Do you think I can't find you if I hide here? It's no use. No matter where you are, a calm man is as outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, amazing knife skills, and that cup of Drymartine fascinated me deeply. Domestic Lingling lacquer

19 is not strong enough to hit people, and it is still called a triad? skill

Is this battle formation the little dragon girl in the condor heroes? skill

2 1 Are you serious? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry! Flirting Scholar

22 flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer

Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work, and my real identity is to study monks. Shaolin soccer.

I've been lying to you, you know? Just cheating, just like a moth to a fire, knowing that it will get hurt, or it will jump on the fire-moths are so stupid! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding

25 whoa whoa whoa ~ ~ OK! To tell you the truth, my name is Pan An, a well-proportioned tree, and the pear blossoms press Haitang for a small * * * week! Flirting Scholar

I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry-Tang Bohu. Flirting Scholar

Water is famous for picking up girls countless times, and it is a thorn in all our men. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower. Travel by train

In this play, she fully shows the sigh and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. No matter in her eyes, expression or even behavior, she can play a meticulous and incisive role, especially in the final action of falling off the horse, which can show postmodernism and strong criticism of this society. Agent Omi's sporadic hair

Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You should have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

Hurry back to Mars, the earth is dangerous! Shaolin soccer.

3 1 Sir, your forehead is high and your eyes are bright. Immortals are reincarnated and come down from the earth. I finally waited for you. Don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag, disaster is inevitable, but I am destined to let you see the whole picture, even if I have to take great risks. God of cooking

Da Vinci replied: I am studying! Domestic Lingling lacquer

He pretended to be a hunter with a dead mouse around his waist. skill

With your wisdom, can I fool you? Flirting Scholar

35 chickens are also patriotic! Jigong

The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind. God of cooking

37 eternal cutting! God of cooking

Don't think I won't hit you because you are handsome. skill

My true identity is to change the social atmosphere, make millions of girls popular and improve the connotation of young people. * * * Movie market, Gu Jing, a touching expert in Yushu, whose English name is JingKoo! Trick expert

I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. He has bad and ugly hair, no money, no schooling, and average efficiency, but he is a good-looking talent. Ha ha laugh ... king of thousands of kings 2000