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Make love to a girl

1. You are an angel, but it's a pity that you only have one wing, so please lean on my side and let me hug you with the other wing and fly in the ocean of love. Let's ride the wind and waves together.

2. I am old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came up to me. He introduced himself voluntarily. He said to me: I know you, and I will always remember you. At that time, you were very young and everyone said you were beautiful. Now, let me tell you, for me, you are more beautiful than when I was young, and I love you now.

Third, what you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings! !

Fourth, you are an authentic foodie, and I am best at cooking food; We all love traveling, we like the same star, and we have a lot in common. Do you think we are not made for each other?

My mother said she would have grandchildren. I am the only child in the family. I have no choice but to propose to you. You don't really want me to drop the corruption charges, do you?

Take out our love, patience, sincerity, wisdom, courage, entrepreneurship and happiness, water the seedlings of love, grow concentric leaves and bear happy fruits, and marry me. As long as husband and wife are United, Jinshan Yinshan can have it.

Seven, really, losing you and winning the world?

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

9. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not be apart for sixty years!

Ten, I want to know you! Is it fate? I am ordinary, but I am confident!

Eleven, time can not dilute the wine of true feelings, distance can not open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever. Happy tanabata!

Twelve, since we meet, how can we bear to separate, and we are willing to depend on each other year after year; Its beautiful moment, its dreamlike moment, we are willing to embrace day and night.

Thirteen, one person is happy, one person laughs, and one person is bored; A person is sad, a person cries, and a person is helpless; Eat alone, live alone, and be alone. It is not good to be alone. Since I had you, I have discovered the beauty of life. Dear, marry me, I am willing to spend the rest of my life with you!

Fourteen, if you are a mountain, I would like to be a river, and I will walk around you; If you are tea, I would rather be boiled water, and I will soak you; If you are a cloud, I would like to be the wind, and I will chase you.

In this season of missing, I will always think of you, a good friend. I don't know how you are recently, and I deeply wish you happiness.

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart. ..

Seventeen, if falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong all my life.

18. Would you like to? Yes, I have!

Nineteen, I don't want to say anything now! Happiness is not in the present, only in the future! Would you like to wait online with me?

Twenty, steal my feelings, steal my heart, and decide to take you to court and sentence you to marry me for life; Understand my heart, understand my meaning, and apply for a marriage certificate with me; Fall in love with you, fall in love with you and want to have you every day!

Twenty-one, really, what if I lose you and win the whole world?

Twenty-two, the morning is the beginning of beauty, the night is the end of trouble, sunny days give you all the happiness, rainy days wash away all the sadness. Rain or shine, get along day and night, and wish you happiness every day! !

Twenty-three, the years have changed, and you have always been in my heart; Time flies, days fly, and my love for you has never changed; Really swear, lingering for a lifetime, I miss you for a lifetime. Will you marry me?

Meeting you is my greatest happiness. With you, my life has become infinitely broad, and with you, the world has become so charming. You are the world, and the world is you. I am willing to accompany you and love you with all my heart. Go where you want to go with you and spend the rest of our lives with your heart. In the future, maybe nothing can be sure, but the only thing that can be sure is that the person I love is you. No matter now or in the future, I think my place will be your warmest harbor and a wall to shelter you from the wind and rain. I only love you!

Twenty-five, even if flowers bloom for me all the year round, it can't compare with your bright smile! Even if a hundred birds sing for me all the year round, it can't compare with your considerate words.

Twenty-six, I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still want to see you.

27. You are deeply rooted in my heart like a seed; You are like a drug addict, which deeply attracts my attention; You are like an altar of wine, which deeply intoxicated my heart. I only want to be with you in this life and I want to be with you in the next life. Marry me.

Twenty-eight, there seems to be no distance between us, which scares me; The looming haze between us; Let me be at a loss; I am afraid that one day, I will get bored and learn to give up.

Twenty-nine, if you are a flower, I would like to be that cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.

30. Happiness is not immortality, big fish and big meat, or the power of the ruling and opposition parties. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.

Warm words of confession to girls

Confess to a girl:

1, open your eyes, I only have eyes for you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Wear glasses. You are the only one in my four eyes.

2. I am engraved on my left hand and you are written on my right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite, everyone will see that I love you.

3, the days with you, even if ordinary and romantic!

I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

5, miss you, miss you, miss you so much, find an artist to paint for you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

6. I shot you with a bunch of coquettish eyes tied with 10 thousand lies. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets.

7. There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!

If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance. If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine. If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.

9. If you are a mountain, I would like to be a river, and I will surround you; If you are tea, I would rather be boiled water, and I will soak you; If you are a cloud, I would like to be the wind, and I will chase you.

10, if you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world. I just want to give you my true love.

1 1. If I live, the greatest gift from God is life, then life without you will be the greatest gift from God in my mission.

12, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me, let me give you all the love of my life!

13, you are wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

14, my brother is a big wolf and my sister is a sheep; There is no shortage of food in my brother's house, and I want you to be a bride; Bang, my brother died; The hunter raised his gun and smiled. Look at your mother!

15, I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me?

16. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

17, not loving you is too much. I'm sorry for not loving you. If I don't love you, my friends will hit me. My goal is just to love you.

18, please accept my sincerest sincerity and best wishes in your busy work; May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

19, some people love with their mouths, but I love with them. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

20. Sometimes, the world is so big that we never have a chance to meet it in our lifetime. Sometimes, the world is small and I can see your smiling face when I look up. So, when you meet, please be grateful; When you love each other, please cherish it; When you turn around, please be elegant; Please be sure to smile when you say goodbye.

2 1. Humor, when he confided in you, did you ask him if he wanted a girlfriend? If you like, introduce her and say your own name. If not, ask him to introduce you to a boyfriend and say his name.

I entrust my life to you because I don't believe in myself. I've been looking for it for centuries, and I can't let you leave my arms in my life.

23. The fragrance of flowers yesterday is still in my skirt. Or the familiar cloud floating around me. I stretched out my hand to stop the pale yellow dead leaves blown down by the autumn wind, ashamed of Ran Ran, and a little bitterness entered my heart.

24, some roads we walked side by side, some stories we are the protagonists, a song we sang for so long, what will never change is the persistence of love hidden in our hearts!

25. A plain sentence: Do you know that you are very important?

26. Love at first sight is our fate, and distance is our obstacle. Can you and I play a touching fairy tale in advance? I look forward to a happy ending.

27. A beautiful encounter, an accidental click, and an eternal phrase "the country enriches the people and strengthens the country" have bound us together and are doomed to never be separated. I will always cherish this enviable feeling and manage it well so that it will not be defiled. I hope you are the same!

28. If I didn't love you, how could I not be sleepy at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you!

29. be my girlfriend Because I met you, there is love in this world!

Since I met you, my life has changed. I forgot all my troubles and lived in heaven. Accept me, on the road to happiness, you and I can't be absent. I will love you forever until I die!

3 1, I can't sleep all night, tired and haggard, but I'm still waiting for you. I can't think of a poem to praise you, nor can I think of a way to express it. My heart is only infinitely close to your lingering face. I love you and my heart will never change. There is no reason to love you in the mirror.

32. I am really in love with you. I fell in love with you a long time ago In the future, I don't know how far it is. It's just, so what? As long as you have me in your heart, I will be by your side. If one day, you don't need me, I will leave, not wronged, and not persistent. That's not my character. I chose this road. That's just because I love you!

33. This heart has been eroded by you to fill your shadow, but the part that has not been eroded has filled you with acacia. Guess what?

34. Take care of you all your life and treat you well all your life. Can I have this chance? You must be very kind to her. Don't be a giant of words and a dwarf of action. Wish you success!

Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

If you pursue girls, if you touch girls.

The pursuit of girls:

1. I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how important fate really is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I cherish every second with you as my friend.

2. I really want to cross the geographical restrictions and fly to your side at once. Look at your face, listen to your voice, smell your smell and miss your heart.

3, raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, travel is a kind of date, parting is to experience the taste of loneliness, not without company, just strange coffee is not drunk, tired all the way, the rain will break at the touch, only friends are the most precious.

There is an inaudible voice, profane language, indescribable feeling and irresistible force.

A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

6. I want to see you. Without you, I close my eyes and shake all of you. In fact, my heart has never left. I just want to be with you in my life. The most important thing in the world is you!

7. My greatest hope in this life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day and stay together until we are old enough to go anywhere.

My love for you can't be measured by distance. No matter where you are, my heart is by your side. My love, you can only feel with your heart.

9. I have never doubted that my love for you is a little biased. Since we met, you and I are as beautiful as fairy tales, and my love for you will never change.

10, whether possessed by ghosts or doomed by heaven. In a word, knowing you is the greatest happiness of my life.

1 1, there are so many people in the world, why do I know you? I know a lot of people, why I miss you. As long as I think of you, my heart is as sweet as honey

12, if I want to leave this world one day, I hope the final destination is your arms, so that even if I drink the bowl of Mengpo soup next to Naihe Bridge, I can find you in the afterlife with the memory of your arms.

13, if everything starts all over again, if the ending is still such a fruitless relationship, I will still choose to love you and will not regret it.

14, my heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

15, every time I see you, I can't say much; I seem to have a lot to say to you every time I leave you. Although I have never expressed my love, I really want to say I love you.

16, honey, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly become rice, I love you and miss you, and I will start planting rice.

17, quietly reading your message, the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

18, it is very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve it! The only way is: you have to miss me!

19, I miss you when I am alone; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

20, baby, you are the best. I miss you. I promise I will never be angry with you again. I will love you well. My feelings for you are deepening day by day, because someone told me that the price of puppies has gone up and you can sell them at a good price!

2 1, it is silly to love someone. Why am I still stubborn! It's quick to forget someone. Why do I still have your shadow!

22. Loving you is so inexplicable and so unrelenting. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

If you impress girls.

1, really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

3, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly, haha!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

5, in every night with your voice, no longer too lonely.

6. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

7. I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

8. Now I wake up every day and all I see is your sunny smile on the wall. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

9. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

10, although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

1 1. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

12, without your love, the living goal will be hard to recover!

13, if I live, God has given me the greatest life, then living without you will be the greatest gift in my mission.

14, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

15, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

16, what you see is the truest me, an endless touch!

17, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

18, I think of you every time I am frustrated? Your encouragement made me face it firmly, thank you!

19, no clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

20. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

If you impress girls.

First, you and I who believe in fate meet.

Second, I am your life, and death is your ghost. I will follow you all my life.

Third, the meeting time is so short, and the parting day is too long. After only one hour, we seem to have left the long century!

4. Don't tell me your phone number, don't give me your address, just let me keep an eternal miss for you. I am very happy in my life.

Fifth, I have a deep affection for you, and I hope you will make eyes at me; Deep affection for you, lemon, waiting for you in the starry night; I love you, please face the Milky Way. I have a crush on you and invite you to talk under the moon!

6. If one day I get sick and die, it must have something to do with you. I will get sick and die for you! Even if others don't know, you must know! Suffering from loving you. Suffering from all kinds of helplessness.

7. Love a beautiful and kind you, say never leave one, take the road of holding hands all your life, keep a lasting love and open an eternal flower. May we be happy forever!

Eight, in the emotional world, I am looking for someone who loves me dead set. Is my perfect lover you? I want to be in this vast sea of people, just to know you, hug you and love you.

Dear, the most romantic thing I can think of is to pick up food for you while eating, and put on your coat when it's cold; Be happy with you when you are happy, and coax you to be happy when you are unhappy; When you are lonely, I always send you text messages!

Maybe it is fate, but it is more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more.

As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

I am a bad-tempered person, but I can tolerate you.

Thirteen, although our life is poor, but because of your existence, I feel very full, life is no longer so lonely, with such concern, I can wait up and down the mountains and the sea.

I thought the sky was blue, but it was gray. I thought my heart was at rest, but it was beating. I really miss you!

Fifteen, it's late at night! Countless stars light up and write your name in the sky. When fashion passes, I can send my thoughts and wishes to you!

Sixteen, through the moon full of flowers, vaguely think of your appearance. The cold picture is full of tenderness and fantasy.

I hope to get some information from you, not just a short greeting, which makes me feel that you have not forgotten me, and are still thinking about me and my existence.

18. I've always wanted to confess to you, but I can't find the right opportunity to take advantage of the National Day, a great day in founding ceremony. I want to announce to you loudly that our kingdom of love was formally established today! I will love you wholeheartedly for one hundred years!

Nineteen, the long road of missing is endless; Rainbow after rain, beautiful moment; Clouds in the air, drifting with the wind; A boat in the middle of the sea, with love as its sail; Starless night, accompanied by lights; Without you, I only miss you!

I wonder if loving you is a thoughtful reason.

I love your appearance and your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want happiness to be with you. As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.

Twenty-two, endless songs, rippling with notes of love.

23. Sincere greetings to you, and build a dream here: build a house for you and me, with the summer breeze gently buckled, the bright moon cut off and hugged around, and then you and I hold hands. Will you help me realize this dream?

24. In the long river of love, from the day I fell in love with you, there was more waiting and expectation in my life, looking forward to being with you all the time.

Twenty-five, your arrival, murdered my reason; Your leaving hurt my feelings.

Twenty-six, you are my baby, so that I am no longer lonely; Life is full of fun with you. I will hold you in my hand and take good care of you; I want to be with you, my favorite kitten!

Twenty-seven, if you have to lose, it must be sad; If you must forget, it must be trouble; If you must miss it, it must be bad luck; Please don't forget me if you have to be accompanied. As long as you need it, remember: I am here!

Still can't sleep at night. I don't know where you are at this time. Past promises reverberated in my mind. I want you to come back to me soon. Please don't get lost for me. How can you bear to make me suffer from loneliness? Come back, my baby!