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What is the typical story of Lu during the Spring and Autumn Period?

QíHuòkīj: refers to hoarding rare goods and waiting for high prices. It is also a metaphor for taking something special or exclusive as capital and waiting for opportunities to gain fame and fortune. Biography of Lv Buwei in Historical Records: "Jia Han, when he saw (Zi Chu), pitied him and said,' This strange commodity can live in!

Lv Buwei, a big businessman in Yangzhai, often appears in the streets of Handan, the capital of Zhao. Often come and go, buy and sell. He has earned a lot of money, which can be said to be rich. On this day, Lv Buwei was walking in the street when suddenly a man came and caught his attention. I saw that the man's face was like powder, and his lips were coated with cinnabar. Although he wore ordinary clothes, he didn't lose his dignity. Lv Buwei could not help secretly surprised. After the man passed by, he asked a nearby vendor, "Who just passed by?" "He is ..." It turned out to be a hostage left by Qin in Zhao, named makes. He is the son of Guo Jun, the son of Zhao Xiang, the king of Qin. An Guojun has more than 20 people, but all of them were born to concubines after his first wife, Mrs. Huayang. An alien mother named The Last Month Of Summer. The Last Month Of Summer was not favored and died early, so when Qin and Zhao Mianchi exchanged hostages, different people came to Handan, the capital of Zhao. After the stranger came to Handan, the prince of Zhao was very angry with him because Qin kept attacking Zhao. He was detained on the platform and guarded by the doctor Gongsungan day and night. He lived a plain life without a car, a wife and wine, and was unhappy all day ... After listening to the introduction of the vendor, Lv Buwei thought for a while and laughed heartily and said, "Haha, he's really mumbling to himself. This rare commodity can be hoarded first, and then big business can be done. Hahahaha! " First, I made friends with the palace guarding strangers, and then I made friends with strangers. On one occasion, he drank with Gongsungan and strangers. When he was half drunk, he asked the stranger, "The king of Qin is old. Prince Ann Guo Jun loves Mrs Huayang, but she has no son. You have more than 20 brothers, and so far none of them are favored. Why don't you take this opportunity to go back to the state of Qin and ask Mrs. Huayang to be her son? In this way, you may have the hope of establishing a protected area in the future! " The stranger replied tearfully, "I hope not?" Alas! How can I be in a foreign country and hate myself for having no way out! "Lv Buwei said," it's easy. I can try to save you from returning to China! " The stranger said, "if you can save me from going back to China, if you can get prosperity in the future, you and I will enjoy it!" "Lv Buwei came to Xianyang, the capital of Qin, to summon aliens back to China. Soon, Lv Buwei discovered that Mrs Huayang had a sister who was also in Xianyang. In order to meet Mrs Huayang, Lv Buwei managed to meet Mrs Huayang's sister first. After meeting, he first played with Zhao's gold and jade treasures to win her favor. Then he described in detail how different people are virtuous, how they miss their motherland, how they want to recognize Mrs. Huayang as their biological mother, and how he intends to be filial to Mrs. Huayang in the future. His words deeply touched Mrs. Huayang's sister. One day later, Mrs. Huayang's sister went to see Mrs. Huayang. She related what Lv Buwei said to her. Mrs. Huayang was overjoyed. Immediately, she expressed her willingness to take foreigners back to China and take them in. Persuading Mrs. Huayang is only the first step. At that time, Qin Jun was Zhao Xiang, the king of Qin. If a stranger can return to China, he must nod. However, when Mianchi joined the alliance, the king of Qin was teased by Lin Xiangru, and he held a grudge against Zhao. So he didn't take people back to China seriously at all. What shall we do? Lv Buwei took great pains again. Later, I learned that Yang Quanjun, the younger brother of the Queen, was also in Xianyang. He wants to convince the queen through Yang Quanjun, and then convince the king of Zhao Xiangguo through the queen. So he bought this road with a lot of money and got to know Yang Quanjun. Lv Buwei said to Yang Quanjun, "You hold a high position and earn a good salary. But can you be a high official for a long time? Naturally, there is a queen and a king to protect you at the moment. However, the king and queen are old. Will the prince continue to protect you once the landslide happens? Prince Ann Guo Jun and Mrs Huayang have no children. Why not try to extradite the prince and grandson who stayed in Zhao today and let him be the son of Mrs. Anhe Huayang? If you do that, Ann Guo Jun and Mrs Huayang will be very grateful to you. In that case, your senior officials, rich people and wealth will no longer be protected? "Lv Buwei's plan is what Yang Quanjun wants. On the same day, he went to see the Queen and told Lv Buwei what he had said. The queen went to see Xiang, and she repeated Yang Quanjun's words. ..... Finally, Qin expressed his willingness to take different people back to China, but just packed up and went back to Handan. Lv Buwei spent a lot of money and energy. It seems that the time for people to return to China is coming. But at this moment, Lv Buwei hesitated. He thought a lot and thought a lot. He thought, "For myself, the greatest benefit is from the future when a foreigner returns to China to inherit the throne. How can it last? In the future, if outsiders collapse or abdicate, how will the next generation of Qin benefit? ..... he is thoughtful. In this way, he thought of Evonne. Evonne is a beautiful woman who has a good figure and can sing and dance. Lv Buwei likes her very much. They live together in secret. Evonne has been pregnant for more than two months. Lv Buwei thought, "Evonne should be dedicated to strangers. Give birth to my blood in the future and grow up successfully. By then, the world of Qin will be the world of Lu. In that case, the benefits of doing business in Lv Buwei will be endless. " So, not long after, he spared no expense to set up a Chinese banquet. At the party, he asked Evonne to seduce strangers. Finally, he got his goal by letting a stranger marry Evonne. I got Evonne, and I love him as a duck loves water. After more than a month, Evonne made it clear to the stranger that she was pregnant. I don't know its origin, but I know that it is his flesh and blood, and I am more and more happy. A few months later, a boy was born and named Zheng. He was the first Qin Shihuang to annex six countries in the future. In the ten years of Jin Wang Wu, foreigners led by Qin Jun, who were besieged, mingled with the people, left Handan and returned to Xianyang. After returning to Xianyang, Lv Buwei naturally won the favor of Mrs Huayang, An Guo Jun and even Zhao Xiang, the king of Qin, because of his "juggling". Soon, Xiang died and established a monarch. A Guo Junren died again, making a stranger king. As soon as your history became the king of Qin, he made Lv Buwei the prime minister and named him Wen Xin Hou. He went to Luoyang, Henan Province and enjoyed the support of hundreds of families. Then the stranger died and politics became king. The imperial court named Lv Buwei as the Prime Minister, known as Guan Zhong. ..... doing "imported goods" business, Lv Buwei made huge profits and wanted to gain a reputation. At that time, Wei Youxin, Chu Youchun, Zhao Youyou and Qi Youyou. These four sons all like to invite guests. Their reputation as Corporal Li Xian is famous all over the world. In order to enjoy the reputation of a wise man, Lv Buwei followed the example of Sixi and invited guests. He seems to be thicker than Fourth Childe in treating guests. Therefore, in a very short time, he has more than 3000 talents. Later, following the example of a hundred schools of thought, he wrote a book, asking guests to write down what they saw and heard, which was divided into eight chapters, six chapters and twelve chapters, with 200,000 words. This book was later circulated as Lv Chunqiu.