Provide some clean and green jokes.

When Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi visited the United States and returned to Japan to prepare for flying, he suddenly forgot to bring his passport, and the airport staff refused to let him get on the plane. Koizumi said with a big smile: "I am Junichiro Koizumi, the Japanese Prime Minister, and I forgot to bring my passport. I'm visiting the United States. Can you bend the rules? " Airport personnel are still determined not to let Koizumi get on the plane. Just then, a handsome guy came from a distance and forgot his passport. The airport staff wouldn't let him get on the plane. The man said, "I'm Michael Jackson, a big star, and I forgot to bring my passport. I hope you can bend the rules. " The airport staff said, "Sorry, you can't get on the plane without a passport. What do you use to prove that you are Michael Jackson? " The man immediately sang and danced in space. The airport staff looked at it and said happily, "So you are the big star Michael Jackson! You have proved your identity, you can get on the plane! " Koizumi was wondering when a tall black man with no passport came from a distance. According to the regulations, airport staff are still not allowed to board the plane. The tall black man looked puzzled and asked, "Why, I am a famous basketball player, Michael Jordan. You don't even know me Can't you bend the rules? " The airport staff still said, "What do you use to prove that you are Michael Jordan?" Without saying anything, the tall black man picked up his suitcase, jumped up like a fly and put it on the second floor of the airport. The airport staff was dumbfounded and said, "What an excellent bounce! So you are Michael Jordan. Sorry, you can get on the plane! " Koizumi has been watching, and he can't hold it any longer. Just as he was about to speak, another big man came from a distance and forgot his passport. So the airport staff resolutely refused to let him get on the plane according to the regulations. The big man said in a cold voice, "smelly boy!" Don't you know that I am the winner of the golden belt, boxer Tai Sen? " The airport staff still said disdainfully, "What do you use to prove that you are a boxer Tai Sen?" The big man slammed the table in front of the airport staff, almost breaking it in two, and said, "smelly boy!" I will prove that I am Tai Sen with my fist! Just go out with me and have a fight! ! "The airport staff said in horror:" Oh … Oh … so you … you are the champion Mr. Tai Sen … you proved yourself … now you can board the plane … you have a good trip … "At this moment, Koizumi was watching, and he suddenly shouted angrily:" Why can the three of them board the plane without passports? ! Why can't I? ! I am Junichiro Koizumi, Prime Minister of Japan! ! I want to strongly condemn you! ! "The airport staff said slowly to Koizumi," Sorry, sir, please control your emotions and don't get angry! " The three of them don't have passports, but they all prove themselves in different ways, but what proof do you use? Koizumi roared again: "I am Junichiro Koizumi, the Japanese Prime Minister! What can I prove? I know nothing! ! ! ! ! At this time, the airport staff smiled and said, "OK, sir, you can get on the plane!" ! "Koizumi paused and asked," why let me get on the plane again? ！” The airport staff said slowly, "Our president said Junichiro Koizumi is the one who can't do anything. You said you couldn't do anything, and you could still get on the plane! " !"

The worst brain teaser in history

1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

10. Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

1 1. Q: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

12. Question: What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit.

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

13. Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

14. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

Laughing students make sentences.

Title: Among them

Student: My left foot hurts.

Comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: One after another.

Student: After work, my father went home one after another.

Comment: How many dads do you have?

Title: Prosperity.

Student: My brother is thriving.

Comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable?

Theme: sadness

Student: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Comment: The teacher is even sadder.

Title: Again ... Again.

Student: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond?

Title: In addition,

Student: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Comment: I am dead.

Title: Right away

Student: I'm happy to ride a horse.

Comment: Come down.

After the teacher found a cigarette butt in the dormitory ......

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy A: No. ..

Teacher: Well, I'll have French fries.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

(Scene 2)

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: Well, I'll have French fries.

Boy B is holding French fries carefully because he heard about A.

Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?

B accidentally got too much, and immediately played it with two fingers-

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: No? All right, French fries.

Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy C picked up French fries and put them in his ear. ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: No. ..

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy Ding quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...