Humorous stories Characteristics of ancient and modern jokes

Proverbs are concise, concise and relatively stereotyped artistic statements that are collectively created by the people and widely transmitted orally. They are regular summaries of the people's rich wisdom and universal experience. It is characterized by its incisiveness and brevity. Xiehouyu is a special form of language. It generally consists of two parts. The first half is a metaphor, like a riddle, and the second half is an explanation, like the answer to a riddle. Its peculiarity lies in its special form. The word humor was first translated into Chinese by Hu Shi. Its characteristic is that people can understand some truth after laughing. In Hu Shi's words, it embodies "the brilliance of the soul and the richness of wisdom." As a literary style, jokes are characterized by short length, simple but ingenious and unexpected storylines. Most of them reveal the perverse aspects of people's morals and behaviors in life, and are ironic and entertaining. Proverbs are common people’s experience summarizing the laws of production and life. They are easy to understand and remember, and are a type of idioms. The idiom consists of two parts: the first part acts as an "introduction", like a riddle, and the latter part acts as a "backing", like the answer to a riddle. It is short, funny, vivid, and very natural and appropriate. Humorous stories are made through interesting stories to make the speaker and the listener feel funny. The result will later explain some truths or values ??and create a sense of humor. The cotton store is on fire - free of charge (talk) Zhu Bajie puts down the rake - does not wait for the monkey (waiting) Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - there is no man riding a donkey reading a songbook - walking and watching, hugging grass and hitting rabbits - both of them do not delay in peeing The pot is rimmed with gold - this is the head of the birthday girl with such a mouth - the birthday girl with a baby bump hangs himself - Wu Dalang sells tofu because he thinks he has a long life - a poor man has money and a toad yawns - such a loud tone. A Dutch travel agency published a story An advertisement said: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long." A Swiss travel company reminded on the billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, there will be no mountains in 6,000 years!" Berlin An advertisement when a flower shop opened: "Send a few flowers to the woman you love - but please don't forget your wife." On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think you Losing your hair should be considered as gaining face." A sign on a rural barber shop said in a threatening tone: "Gentlemen, I want your head!" A sign outside the dentist's office read. : "Please feel free to come and have your teeth filled. Even if he (she) kisses you, he or she will not notice it." Printing shop advertisement: "Except for banknotes, we print everything." A billboard hung at a gas station, which read: "If If you are addicted to smoking, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family." A dairy company published an advertisement in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day. , persist for 5214 consecutive weeks, and you will live to be 100 years old!" There is a "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago. Its enrollment advertisement says: "With us, you will learn to frown skillfully and make people feel... You are an honest person." An advertisement for a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in dire straits." Blue Sky Six will cure your teeth, improve your appetite, and improve your health. It's great, it tastes delicious. Oppai cabinets have limited space and unlimited design. MOTOROLA's smart interpretation is everywhere. L'ORE'AL Paris. You deserve it. Everbright Real Estate cherishes the expectations of every family. Jinghulan County ----- Tranquility. Zhiyuan. Reach the world! Go high, go far, reach the world -------China Telecom, about 8,900 words. Appreciation of humorous advertising slogans In the 1930s, the toothbrushes produced by Shanghai's "Liang Xinji" were not outstanding among more than 100 manufacturers in the same industry. The boss printed a large number of advertising brochures for publicity, but there was still no improvement. Later, when a literary scholar presented him with four characters, the boss suddenly became enlightened and used them as advertisements (with pictures of course). From then on, "Liang Xinji" became famous and prosperous, and became the "overlord" of Shanghai's "scrubbing circles". The four characters that overturned "Liang Xinji" are "not a penny is pulled out". As we all know, "earning nothing" is a derogatory idiom used to describe people who are extremely stingy and selfish. If it is used as an advertisement, wouldn't it be a slap in the face for the boss himself? However, when I see that the specific product being advertised is a toothbrush, I can’t help but clap my hands and praise it: the reason why a toothbrush is a toothbrush is that the bristles are the most important part; the only way to damage a toothbrush is to break the handle (which is very rare) , mostly caused by the bristles falling off.

To measure the quality of a toothbrush, it mainly depends on the durability of the bristles - "not pulling out a single hair" is the ultimate quality. Here, the derogatory connotation of "not pulling out a dime" has disappeared, and it has been given an unparalleled positive connotation. Who doesn’t like unconventional advertisements and toothbrushes that don’t pull out a hair? Coincidentally, "Wang Zhihe", a time-honored brand in Beijing, produces stinky tofu, and the owner's advertisement is also original: "Wang Zhihe will be infamy for thousands of years." The term "to be infamy for eternity" is also a derogatory term, describing a person who is notorious and will be reviled forever. It is a typical curse word. To say that the degree of "derogation" is severe enough - most of the people being scolded are historical sinners. But when it was known that the advertised product was "stinky tofu", the "derogation" turned into a big "praise": stinky tofu is different from other bean curds because of its special "stinky" smell. If stinky tofu is not Ouch, who else is going to buy it? The smellier the stinky tofu is, the more people buy it, and the better the reputation of the stinky tofu. This unique odor has earned it the reputation of "stinky", and this "stinky" has been passed down for thousands of years. I read a report not long ago, saying that Beijing citizens love traditional delicacies. There were only a few names listed, including "Wang Zhihe" stinky tofu. The theory of "remaining odor" can also be supported by this. The above two advertisements have the same purpose. The beauty lies in grasping the characteristics of the product itself and choosing derogatory words that literally match the characteristics of the product. In this way, the derogatory words are used as praise, which is both eye-catching and thought-provoking. These two advertisements are indeed successful models that have been proven in practice. However, this method is different from irony. Irony is the use of words or sentences that are opposite to the original meaning to express the original meaning, and it must be used in a specific language environment. If the above two advertisements were to be expressed in irony, the first one should be something like "the hairs of the brush fall off", and the second one should be something like "a lasting memory". In this way, they would appear to be neither fish nor fowl. Traffic safety advertising is a very common form of publicity. Traffic safety advertisements should promote traffic safety regulations and put forward certain restrictions on pedestrians and vehicles. Usually, these types of advertisements mostly issue warnings with a straight face, and indispensable are mandatory words such as "strictly prohibited" and "not allowed". This kind of "seriousness" is also necessary; but why not use a little humor? In this regard. Some foreign advertisements are very commendable. For example - a traffic safety advertisement on the streets of Copenhagen, the capital of Denmark, goes like this: "What are you going to do? Drive at 40 kilometers per hour and live until you are 80, or vice versa?" This advertisement is targeted at drivers. The format of the advertisement is two questions in succession. The advertisement proposes two speeds and two accompanying consequences for the driver (actually including passengers) to choose: "The frontal speed is 40 kilometers per hour, which is safe - you can live to be 80 if you don't drive faster than it every day. ——The age of 80 is not a certain number, it represents longevity; the “opposite” meaning implicit in the question is that if you drive at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour, you can only live to be 40 years old. Similarly, the age of 40 is not a certain number, and it is related to Compared with 80 years old, it is a "short-lived" age. The question was asked playfully and the figures were contrasting. After seeing it, the driver had to make a clear choice about his speed and lifespan. Another traffic safety advertisement in Johor, Malaysia. A taste: Admissions advertisement for a certain French learning class: If you find that you don’t like this course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French. Glue: It can bind everything. Except for a broken heart. Tire: No matter how hard you work, as long as you have a breath. Advertisement of a certain dumpling shop: Starting from scratch. Advertisement of a certain hat company: Recruiting people with "hat". . A certain typewriter advertisement: If you don’t fight, you won’t know. A certain anti-smoking advertisement: In order to prevent holes in the carpet, and in order to prevent holes in your lungs, please don’t smoke. A certain cosmetics advertisement: Don’t leave “spots” as soon as possible. Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He provides spare parts for cars, but humans do not. Advertisement for a printing company: Prints everything except banknotes. Answerer: 88995656 | Level 1 | 2009-3-17 20:16 Cotton. The shop is on fire - no need to play (talk) Zhu Bajie puts down the rake - does not wait for the monkey (wait) Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - there is no man riding a donkey reading a songbook - walking and watching, hugging grass and hunting rabbits - both of them do not delay the urinal Trimmed with gold - this is the head of the birthday girl with such a mouth - the birthday girl with a baby bump hangs himself - Wu Dalang sells tofu because of his long life - a poor man has money and a toad yawns - such a loud tone. A Dutch travel agency published an article Advertisement: “Fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long.

" A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, there will be no mountains in 6,000 years! ” An advertisement for the opening of a flower shop in Berlin: “Send a few flowers to the woman you love – but don’t forget your wife.” "There is this advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face." ” And a rural barber shop wrote on the billboard in a threatening tone: “Gentlemen, I want your heads!” " A sign outside the dentist's clinic reads: "Please feel free to come and have your teeth filled. Even if he or she kisses you, he or she will not notice. ” Printing shop advertisement: “Print everything except banknotes. "A billboard hangs at a gas station, which reads: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. However, please leave your address so that your ashes can be delivered to your family. "A certain milk factory published an advertisement in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old! "There is a "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago. Its enrollment advertisement says: "With us, you will learn to frown skillfully, so that people will feel that you are an honest person. "An advertisement for a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in dire straits. "Blue Sky Six Must Treat Your Teeth, Have a Good Appetite, Feel Great, Eat Well. Oppai Cabinets Limited Space Unlimited Design MOTOROLA Intelligent Interpretation is Everywhere L'ORE'AL Paris You deserve Everbright Real Estate values ??every family's Looking forward to Jinghulan County - Tranquility, Zhiyuan, and the world! Go high, reach far, reach the world-------China Telecom's humorous slogan of about 8,900 words, "Liang Xinji" in Shanghai in the 1930s. Among the more than 100 manufacturers in the same industry, the toothbrushes produced were not outstanding at first. The boss printed a large number of advertising brochures for publicity, but there was still no improvement. Later, when a literary man presented him with four words, the boss suddenly became enlightened. He created an advertisement (with pictures of course). From then on, "Liang Xinji" became famous and prosperous, and became the "overlord" of Shanghai's social media. As we all know, "penny-pinching" is a derogatory idiom used to describe people who are extremely stingy and selfish. If it is used as an advertisement, wouldn't it be a slap in the face for the boss himself? However, when he sees that the specific product being advertised is a toothbrush, he can't help but clap his hands. Excellent: The reason why a toothbrush is a toothbrush is that the bristles are the most important part. When a toothbrush is damaged, apart from the broken handle (which is rare), the main reason to measure the quality of a toothbrush is to see the bristles falling off. The durability of the bristles - "never a hair is pulled out" is the ultimate quality. Here, the derogatory meaning of "never a hair is pulled out" is gone, and it is given an unparalleled compliment. Who doesn't like the "no hair out" toothbrush? ? Coincidentally, "Wang Zhihe", a time-honored brand in Beijing, produces stinky tofu, and the boss's advertisement is also original: "Wang Zhihe will be infamy for thousands of years." Typical words of abuse. To say the extent of "derogation" is severe enough - the people being scolded are mostly historical sinners, but when it is known that the product being promoted is "stinky tofu", the "derogation" becomes a big "derogation". "Praise": What distinguishes stinky tofu from other bean curds is its special "stinky" smell. If stinky tofu is not smelly, who will buy it? The smellier the stinky tofu, the more people will buy it. This stinky tofu The better the reputation. This unique odor has earned it the reputation of "stinky", and this "stinky" has been passed down for thousands of years. I read a report not long ago that people in Beijing love traditional delicacies. There are not many names among them, including "Wang Zhihe" stinky tofu, which can be supported by the two advertisements above. The characteristics of the product itself, the derogatory words are chosen to match the characteristics of the product literally, so that the derogatory words are both eye-catching and thought-provoking. These two advertisements are indeed successful examples that have been proven in practice. This method is different from irony, which uses words or sentences that are opposite to the original meaning to express the original meaning, and it must be used in a specific language environment. If the above two advertisements are to be expressed in irony, the first one should be "the hair falls off". etc. The second one should be something like "last forever", which would appear to be neither fish nor fowl. Traffic safety advertising is a very common form of publicity.

Traffic safety advertisements should promote traffic safety regulations and put forward certain restrictions on pedestrians and vehicles. Usually, these types of advertisements mostly issue warnings with a straight face, and indispensable are mandatory words such as "strictly prohibited" and "not allowed". This kind of "seriousness" is also necessary; but why not use a little humor? In this regard. Some foreign advertisements are very commendable. For example - a traffic safety advertisement on the streets of Copenhagen, the capital of Denmark, goes like this: "What are you going to do? Drive at 40 kilometers per hour and live until you are 80, or vice versa?" This advertisement is targeted at drivers. The format of the advertisement is two questions in succession. The advertisement proposes two speeds and two accompanying consequences for the driver (actually including passengers) to choose: "The frontal speed is 40 kilometers per hour, which is safe - you can live to be 80 if you don't drive faster than it every day. ——The age of 80 is not a certain number, it represents longevity; the “opposite” meaning implicit in the question is that if you drive at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour, you can only live to be 40 years old. Similarly, the age of 40 is not a certain number, and it is related to Compared with 80 years old, it is a "short-lived" age. The question was asked playfully and the figures were contrasting. After seeing it, the driver had to make a clear choice about his speed and lifespan. Another traffic safety advertisement in Johor, Malaysia. A taste: Admissions advertisement for a certain French learning class: If you find that you don’t like this course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French. Glue: It can bind everything. Except for a broken heart. Tire: No matter how hard you work, as long as you have a breath. Advertisement of a certain dumpling shop: Starting from scratch. Advertisement of a certain hat company: Recruiting people with "hat". . A certain typewriter advertisement: If you don’t fight, you won’t know. A certain anti-smoking advertisement: In order to prevent holes in the carpet, and in order to prevent holes in your lungs, please don’t smoke. A certain cosmetics advertisement: Don’t leave “spots” as soon as possible. Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He provides spare parts for cars, but humans do not. Advertisement of a printing company: Prints everything except banknotes. Answered by: hguaih | Level 1 | 2009-3-17 20: 21. Time flies. 2. An inch of time is worth an inch of money. 3. Time is ruthless; time passes easily. 4. Time tests everything. 6. Time passes. Never come back. 7. Never rely on tomorrow. 9. One day is better than two tomorrows. 11. Christmas only comes once a year. Time flies by. 13. Time can alleviate extreme sorrow. 15. There is a lot of work and time is short. 16. Don’t put it off until tomorrow. Do it today. 18. Do everything in time, one day is better than three days. 19. Everything has a time, and you must take advantage of it. Silence. 22. The opportunity will never come again; once it passes, it will never come again. 24. Strike while the iron is hot. 25. Do something now, but there may be many obstacles tomorrow. 27. Procrastination is the enemy of time; procrastination is a waste of time. 29. Time flies like an arrow, and if you waste your time, you will lose time. A short life is too long. (English Shakespeare) 31. A day's plan lies in morning, a year's plan lies in spring, and a life's plan lies in diligence. 32. Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze it, there is always time. (Lu Xun 1. Proverbs are a type of idioms. They are relatively concise and concise words spread among the people. Most of them reflect the practical life experience of working people, and they are generally passed down orally. They are mostly popular in the form of spoken language. Easy-to-understand short sentences or rhymes. 2. Xiehouyu is a special language form created by the Chinese people in their daily life practice. It is a short, funny and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts: the first part serves as the "introduction". It functions like a riddle, and the latter part acts as a "backing", like a riddle, and is very natural and appropriate. 3. Humorous stories are interesting or ridiculous and meaningful descriptions of things, thereby elucidating principles or values. 4. Ancient and modern jokes. Use a phrase or a short story to amuse the speaker and the listener, or to create a sense of humor.

1) It is related to reality, that is, reality. No matter what the story is, its shadow can be found in life. 2) It is thought-provoking and enlightening, which means speaking rationally. Give us inspiration and tell us how to be a human being.