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How about being a high school teacher?

Not good! ! !

Didn't you say that you have to work until you are 60~65 and retire (I don't know exactly)? Later, many teachers (especially high school teachers) said: How many people have to die at work!

It feels like a joke, but it's true.

In fact, as long as teachers have been teaching for more than 5 years, they will basically get sick: cervical spondylosis (which is the most common), heart disease ... The most important thing is that even if you teach well, students may not buy your affection! Some are good on the surface, but they don't know how to say you behind your back!

Then there is the family. The evening self-study lasts until 9: 30 (like here). What about the old people at home? Where's the lover? Where are the children? I haven't seen anyone all day! How sad they are!

And salary (the most irritating). It is said that teachers' salaries ... and then civil servants also participated ... and then a teacher was furious: Yes, we are not civil servants. We are housekeepers, and we are the subsidiary products of civil servants!

Speaking of which, don't be a servant's maid (this ...), there are several seniors in the school who work normally! ! As soon as the leader speaks, he first says "Teachers have worked hard …" and then assigns a bunch of tasks. That's really good!

In the past, they summed up a sentence (still a question of salary): Now teachers are just too honest, and they will contact several schools to strike if they have the ability.

It's just ... no one dares!

Generally speaking, teachers are very dedicated. Since you are a high school teacher, you should be kind-students volunteer and fill in normal universities. One stop one, two stop one pair!