Jokes about donkeys

1, kill the pig and kill the donkey

Today is the Spring Festival. A man keeps a pig and a donkey at home. Do you think we should kill pigs or donkeys first?

B: Kill the pig first.

A: The donkey thinks so, too.

B: Kill the donkey first.

A: So are pigs.

B: Then we won't kill them all.

A: Both pigs and donkeys think so.

2. There is no such clever donkey.

A wise man was walking in the country and saw a donkey grinding in a mill with a string of bells hanging around his neck. So the wise man said to the miller, "Why do you want to hang a string of bells around the donkey's neck?" The miller replied, "When I doze off, the donkey often slacks off. After hanging the bell, it doesn't ring. I know this beast is lazy again. " The wise man thought for a moment and then asked, "What if the donkey stops at the same place and just shakes its head, and you can hear the bell, but it doesn't work?" The miller was shocked and said, "Sir, how can I buy a donkey as smart as you!" " "

I am a donkey.

A large number of people on the street are buying "welfare lottery tickets" and drawing lottery tickets on the spot. Anyone with animal designs is a winner. The bigger the animal on the design, the bigger the bonus and the more expensive the bonus.

Someone opened one carefully and saw that he had won the first prize. He couldn't help laughing and shouting, "I am a donkey!" " I am a donkey!

A man next to him repeatedly chanted and said angrily, "What are you yelling at? As long as it is an animal, there will be prizes! "

4. Jokes of the old farmer and the donkey

An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old farmer drank the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! Dare to smash the red light. "

After a few steps, the donkey knocked down another fruit stall and lost 20 yuan. The old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are an industrial and commercial city manager?"

The old farmer led the donkey home and passed a meadow. The donkey chewed the grass and was punished in 30 yuan. The old farmer was very angry and scolded, "Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside? You can eat anywhere. "

After the old farmer scolded him, he took the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink. The old farmer was angry: "You think you are rich and don't drink without a young lady." The donkey turned and ran.

A fishing net was drying on the shore and the donkey broke it. Fishermen claim compensation from 500 yuan. Tears welled up in the old farmer's eyes. "Do you think this is China Telecom? Does it cost so much to surf the internet? " The donkey turned and kicked the old farmer. The old farmer scolded helplessly, "do you think you are the stationmaster?" Kick whoever you want? "

5. Can donkeys smoke?

Two farm children were chatting, and one suddenly asked, "Does your donkey smoke?" "Are you crazy? How can a donkey smoke? " "Oh, then, maybe your donkey shed is on fire."

6. After the donkey has money,

Donkey: "If one day our donkey is rich, I will ask a skilled craftsman to build a recliner on the millstone, let me lie comfortably on it, and then shout at my master to push the mill."

7. Sell donkeys and marry daughters-in-law

One night, his wife said to Avanti, "Dad, our son has grown up and become a big boy. Give him a wife! " "

"Where can we afford to marry him?" Two generations of love replied.

"Why don't we sell the donkey first and then find a way?" The wife said.

Then they talked about other things. In fact, my son was lying on the bed with his head covered and didn't fall asleep. He heard all their conversations. Suddenly, the son poked his head out of the bed and said, "Dad, haven't you finished talking about that donkey?"