Funny joke: blind date, this time you have everything and will not be rejected.

When a man and a woman meet for the first time,

Just sit down, the woman asks questions first.

Woman: Do you have a house and a car? If not, then don't say it.

Man: I have a house and a car, but are you a virgin?

Woman: Yes. . . . . .

Man: Even if I don't have a house or a car, I will have one in the future, but if you are not a virgin now, will you?

W: I was.

M: If I used to have a house and a car, and now my career is frustrated, will you accompany me to tide over the difficulties and make a comeback?

Woman: You don't have a house or a car now. Only people with brains will marry you!

Man: So you were a virgin and had sex with me?

Woman: Yes. . . . . .

If you love me, you should love my people, not my movies.

If you love me too, you should love my people, not my car and house.

Woman: Yes. . . . . .

W: So are you a virgin?

M: No.

W: Then what right do you have to ask me to be a virgin?

Man: Do you have a house and a car?

Woman: No.

Man: Then why do you ask me to have a house and a car?