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Have you ever talked about taboo encyclopedia, such as: 12 pm, don't look in the mirror, or what will happen ... more.

1, three long and two short:

This means putting chopsticks on tables of different lengths before or during meals. This is unlucky. Usually we call it "three long and two short". It means "death". Because people in China used to think that people should be put into coffins after death, and people put them into coffins before they cover coffins. Coffins are made up of two short boards, with three long boards at the bottom of both sides. The coffins made of five boards together just happened to have any accident, so it is extremely unlucky.

2. The fairy guide way:

This practice is also extremely unacceptable. This method of holding chopsticks is to hold chopsticks with thumb and middle finger, ring finger and little finger, and the index finger is extended. This is called "cursing the street" in the eyes of Beijingers. Because when you eat, your index finger sticks out and always points at others. When Beijingers generally extend their index fingers to each other, most of them have the meaning of accusation. Therefore, pointing at people while eating with chopsticks is tantamount to accusing others, just like swearing, which is not allowed. There is another situation that means the same thing, that is, talking to others and pointing at people with chopsticks while eating.

3, pin sound:

This practice is not good either. The practice is to put one end of chopsticks in your mouth, carry it with your mouth, and hiss from time to time. This kind of behavior is considered despicable. Because it is impolite to eat chopsticks with your mouth, and it is even more annoying when accompanied by sound. Therefore, this practice is generally considered to be the lack of family education and is not allowed.

4. Knock on the cup:

This kind of behavior is considered as a beggar begging, and its practice is to knock on vegetables with chopsticks while eating. Because in the past, only beggars hit the begging bowl with chopsticks, and the sound was accompanied by crying in their mouths, which would attract the attention of pedestrians and give alms. This practice is considered extremely despicable and despised by others.

5. Hold a city tour:

This practice is holding chopsticks in hand, doing nothing, using chopsticks to patrol the dishes on the table and see where to get chopsticks. This kind of behavior is a typical lack of self-cultivation, and arrogance is extremely disgusting.

6. Dig a grave:

This refers to holding chopsticks in a dish in order to find prey, just like a grave robber. This practice is similar to "visiting the city", which is both uneducated and boring.

7. Tears and beads:

In fact, this is when you pick up the dishes on your plate with chopsticks, your hands are clumsy, and the soup spills into other dishes or on the table. This practice is considered to be a serious faux pas, and it is also undesirable.

8. Reverse dry Kun:

That is to say, it is very despised to use chopsticks upside down when eating. Never knock chopsticks down because you are so hungry that you don't care about your face.

9. Shenzhen Dinghai:

It is not acceptable to hold the dishes on the plate with chopsticks when eating, which is considered as a humiliation to the dining staff at the same table. Making such a move while eating is tantamount to putting up the middle finger in public in Europe, which means the same thing, and this is unacceptable.

10, burning incense in public:

Often out of kindness, when helping others to fill their meals, it is convenient to put a pair of chopsticks in their meals and hand them to each other. It is regarded as disrespectful by people, because the tradition in Beijing is to do this when offering incense to the dead. If you insert a pair of chopsticks into your rice, it will be regarded as the same as offering incense to the dead. Therefore, it is absolutely unacceptable to put chopsticks in a bowl.

1 1, cross:

This is often overlooked, and chopsticks are casually crossed on the table when eating. This is not right, because Beijingers think that crossing at the dinner table is a total denial of others at the same table, just like the nature of students' wrong homework being crossed by teachers in this book is unacceptable to others. In addition, this practice is also disrespectful to myself, because in the past, I only used a fork to confess when I was in court, which is undoubtedly denying myself, and this is also not acceptable.

12, landing surprised God:

The so-called "landing" means accidentally dropping chopsticks on the ground, which is a serious rude performance. Because Beijingers think that all ancestors are buried underground and should not be disturbed, it is a great unfilial act to disturb the ancestors underground when chopsticks fall on the ground, so this kind of behavior is not allowed. But there is a way to break it. As soon as the chopsticks land, you should quickly draw a cross on the ground with the chopsticks that have landed according to the direction in which you sit. Its direction is east and west first, then north and south. It means that I am not a thing, I should not disturb my ancestors, and then I will pick up chopsticks and say that I should die at the same time.

We should pay attention to the taboo of twelve kinds of chopsticks mentioned above in our daily life. As a country of etiquette and an ancient city, people can see its profound cultural accumulation through the use of a pair of small chopsticks.

Hanging wind chimes at the bedside

Wind chimes are easy to attract ghosts, and sleeping is the most vulnerable time to be "violated"

2. Night tour

Never travel at night if you are light-hearted, or you will only ask for trouble …

Step 3 pull your hair

As the saying goes, "one foot is hairy and three ghosts", so the more hairy people are, the more afraid they are of getting close to ghosts.

4. Burning paper on non-specific occasions

Ghost paper burns for ghosts, and gold paper burns for gods. Burning ghost paper will only attract more ghosts.

Step 5 steal sacrifices

These foods belong to ghosts. If you use them without their consent, it will only bring you bad luck.

6. Hang clothes at night

When a ghost thinks your clothes look good, he will borrow them and leave his smell on them. ...

7. Call your name

Don't call your name when you go out at night. Try to give it a code name so as not to be remembered by ghosts.

8. Swimming alone at night

At this time, the ghost will play the game of lifting feet with you. If you are not careful, your life will be taken away.

9. Plant banyan trees at home.

Because banyan is a shade-gathering plant and a ghost's favorite, unless you want your good brothers to come and sit at home.

10, stay up late

The busiest time is midnight, and the most haunted time is midnight. By contrast, who will win?

1 1, against the wall

Ghosts generally like to rest on cold walls, which easily leads to ghosts getting up.

12, picking up money by the roadside

Money is used to buy cow's head and horse's face. If you infringe on their things, it is easy to teach them a lesson. ...

13, easy to turn back.

Walking in the wild or sparsely populated places, you will feel as if someone is calling you. Don't look back easily. Could be ...

14, you can't go back anywhere.

A person has three fires, one on his head and the other on his left and right shoulders. 1 as long as it is released, it is easy to be "upper body" by ghosts.

15, slippers head towards the bed.

Ghosts can tell where strangers are by looking at the direction of their toes. If your toes point to the bed, the ghost will go to bed and sleep with you. ...

16, chopsticks in the middle of eating.

This is the mode of worship, just like the incense burner, which will only attract them to share food with you. ...

17, take photos at night

It's easy to bring friends from the spiritual world home with you. ...

1: Never look at the reflection in the toilet when you go to the toilet at night, because that's what you look like when you die. If you are an old man, this is ok. If you look like now, it means your life. . . . . .

Never look back when you open the door at night. No matter what happens, such as someone talking or saying hello, don't look back, otherwise. . . . . .

Don't look in the mirror if there is water in your eyes when you wash your face at night. If you see something you shouldn't see in the mirror, don't panic, or it will haunt you. Say to yourself: go, go, go, go, go. Until you can't see it.

Someone knocks at the door at night, don't open it immediately, or you will regret it. Just say to the door, "Come in. . "If you hear any sound, no matter where it comes from, don't open the door, unless you don't want to live, just say to yourself: the keeper will bless you, and the keeper will open the door. If you are a ghost, please watch the door. . . . .

5. If you are awakened by the bell of 12 at night, don't open your eyes immediately, or you will see something you shouldn't see, and you will regret it. . . . .

If you sleep with seven things in your arms, you may die!

People's sleep is the most complete, systematic and effective way to rest.

It is also an important part of scientific health preservation.

But if

Ignore some small things in sleep,

This is harmful to health.

1 Wear a watch to sleep.

Some people like to sleep with their watches on.

This will not only shorten the service life of the watch,

It is even more unhealthy.

Because the watch

In particular, the luminous instrument has radium radiation, although the amount is extremely small,

But experts believe that long-term accumulation will lead to adverse consequences.

Wear "teeth" to sleep.

Some people are used to sleeping with false teeth,

I often accidentally swallow my false teeth into the eating passage when I sleep.

The hook of the denture may pierce the aortic arch next to the esophagus,

Causing massive bleeding and even life-threatening.

Therefore, people who wear dentures had better take off their dentures and clean them before going to bed.

It is not only beneficial to oral hygiene, but also safe to sleep.

3 wear a "hood" to sleep.

According to a survey of more than 5,000 women by the Hawaii Institute of Civilized Diseases,

Women who wear bras for more than 12 hours a day,

It is more than 20 times more likely to develop breast cancer than people who wear it for a short time or don't wear it at all.

Women wear bras to show their beauty or protect their breasts.

It is unnecessary to sleep at night.

4 sleep with a "machine".

Some people put their mobile phones at the bedside when they sleep at night, which is convenient for talking.

American expert james cook pointed out that all kinds of electronic equipment,

Such as color TV sets, refrigerators, mobile phones, etc.

There are a lot of different wavelengths and frequencies.

Electromagnetic waves are released,

Forming an electronic fog,

Obstacles affecting people's nervous system and physiological functions,

Although that release amount is extremely small,

But it must be stopped.

5 sleep with "makeup".

Some women, especially young women,

They are often too lazy to take off their makeup before going to bed.

You know, sleeping with residual makeup,

Will clog your skin pores,

Causing sweat secretion disorder,

Interfere with cell respiration,

It will also induce acne for a long time.

Injure the face.

Therefore, it is necessary to remove makeup and wash your face before going to bed.

Can remove the irritation of residual cosmetics on the face in time,

Let the skin breathe fully,

Can only keep the skin moist,

Going to bed early also helps.

6 Take "other people's wives" to sleep. Maybe someone killed you before you woke up!

Six things you should never do in your life!

1, don't be nervous about walking at night. Running all the way heard that ghosts are like mad dogs ~ The faster things run ~ the tighter they chase ~ then you are finished. . . .

2. Don't open the window to look out at night around 12 (especially those who live on high floors). I heard something can drag people downstairs. . . . ]__[||

3. If you don't eat at night, don't be lazy and put it in the kitchen without washing. . . Dead man's meal. . . At least that kind of thing may think so. If you like to have that stuff at home often, I have nothing to say at midnight. . Maybe the next meal won't be rice. . .

4. Go out to swim in sparsely populated places, and don't swim too far offshore (except public swimming pools).

When traveling abroad, especially in places like high places, such as places where people jump off cliffs, don't stay or stand aside curiously. Beware of scapegoats

6. When a person browses books or materials about ghosts at home late at night. . For example, just like reading this post. Pay attention to the situation behind you and stay alert in case there is a ghost standing behind you and you don't know it. . . .

Eight generations of Yin and Yang teachers said things that must not be said at night ~ ~ ~ >>> ● 〓 = 〓●●●

First sentence

I'm dying.

/kloc-after 0/2: 00, it is very unfavorable for a room with a black light to say' I'm dying'. Zhang was alone in the room. After 12: 00, he got bored and said,' I'm going to die'. The villagers found Li's body the next day ~

The second sentence

Sleep with me.

Never say this when you are living alone, especially at night. Yang of Henan woke up in the middle of the night and heard something outside. He thought it was his wife coming home from a business trip, so he said loudly,' Come to bed with me'. A white shadow flashed in the kitchen. That's a female ghost! The next day, his wife came home and saw Yang disheveled and dead in bed ~

Third sentence

My name is XXX.

So-and-so here is his own name, Zhao Jiahu of Shandong. One night at midnight, he went up the mountain alone. When he went down the mountain, someone suddenly asked' What's your name'. Zhao replied,' My name is Zhao Jiahu' and died. People found his body, but they didn't know the cause of his death, which became a mystery ~

Fourth sentence

I'm not afraid of ghosts.

One night, Li was lying in Shaoshan's bed when he suddenly saw a ghost laughing at him outside the window. Li Pingping had iron teeth and said to the window,' Are you a ghost?' I said' I am a real ghost' outside the window. Li said,' I'm not afraid of ghosts'. Li died a terrible death. Dissecting his body, I found that his liver and gallbladder are not good ~ it can be seen that iron teeth do great harm to people ~

Fifth sentence

He huiyou

South Korea's Kim Jae-jae, a woman, suspected that the woman next door was having an affair with her husband and killed her. One night when Kim came home, he found the woman standing on the side of the road and the ruler walking forward. The woman didn't follow and didn't hurt her. Kim was very strange, so she called "He" and the female ghost suddenly drowned Kim. Some descendants don't believe it, so they shout the word' He Huiyou' at night. !

The sixth sentence

Chusanjia

Qianjia in Changbai Mountain is a noble family. One night, the young master of the family shouted' Chu three families' in his dream. The next day, his people suffered from the plague. After his death, thousands of families suffered from plague. An aristocratic family disappeared in January. Some descendants found only one name in the' Three Chus', saying that this person was a female prisoner who died unjustly in the Song Dynasty. Everyone who later investigated the matter, except Master Zhang, got the plague.

The seventh sentence

Zhang azhou

Zhang A-short is not a poisonous sentence. Zhang A-duan is the last descendant of Zhang Da, the eighth generation teacher of Yin and Yang. Cause of death is unknown. Master Zhang said that his genealogy was recorded, and that Zhang Atiao was a man in the late Qing Dynasty. Zombies flood in Qingming Palace. Zhang A-duan once went to the town to offer sacrifices with several * * * *, and then never came back. He suspected that he had died in the Forbidden City. After liberation, when he rebuilt the Forbidden City, he found a well behind the Huashang Palace with holes and dozens of twists and turns.

The next day, one of Master Zhang's apprentices dreamed in a dream that a stiff old man handed him a piece of paper that read "Zhang A Duan" and forced him to read it out.

1.

Below the market price of the house, there must be unfavorable conditions for the market and renters. If the house is not conducive to living in feng shui, people have died or have structural problems.

2. Don't live in an old house

The house is too old, it will bear too many past grievances, and it will be easily affected if it stays for a long time.

3. No signature paper

If you see a sign paper in the house, no matter how the landlord installs it, you'd better not live in it.

4. No neighbors

If there are patients at home, or share with the landlord, and the landlord has people with chronic diseases or serious illnesses, it is best not to move in to avoid getting angry.

Step 5 stay away from the gods in the temple

There is an altar at home, or the house is close to the altar-the temple shrine is a gloomy place because of the heavy yin, so it is best for ordinary people not to get too close, otherwise the fortune will be low and the death will be serious.

Don't rely on the cemetery

It is best not to rely on the cemetery, and it is best to have a distance of more than 100 km. If the house is surrounded by people, it won't suffocate. If the house is too close to the cemetery, it is best not to live in it.

7. Don't live in a dark house

The house is too dark and easy to attract evil; When the window is opened during the day, it is still a dark house, which belongs to a place where yin is too strong and yang is insufficient. Ordinary people had better live less.

8. Don't have evil thoughts

Full of evil thoughts; Even in temples, people without owners will attract ghosts and evil spirits, let alone live in houses of unknown origin. Generally speaking, people who rent houses are most likely to hit ghosts when they are dissatisfied, lost, lovelorn and depressed. Therefore, keeping the soul pure is the way to avoid evil and protect yourself!

9. Not living in a lonely house

The so-called lonely house is that there is only one house around the house; Or in a building, there is only one; Because there were fewer people, Yin Qi won, which was not good for others.

10. Don't rely on deep mountains and bad water

It is best not to rent a house near deep forests and bad water, because these places are easy to gather ghosts who died unexpectedly; As far as the terrain is concerned, it is also more ghostly than popular. Unless you live in a family, it is easy to attract evil spirits to live alone.

Ghost escape manual ~!

If you feel as if you killed the monster, don't go back to see if it is dead.

◎ If you find that your house is built in a church that used to be a graveyard, black magic is popular, someone is crazy or suicidal here, or someone is holding an evocation ceremony in your house, move out quickly.

◎ Don't read aloud evocation books or even jokes.

◎ Don't play the game of disc fairy or soul out-of-body experience.

Don't explore the basement, especially when the power of the underworld is just released.

If your children talk to you in Latin or any language they shouldn't know, or in other people's voices, kill them immediately. Long pain is better than short pain. Note: It may take some time to kill them, so be prepared.

If you are outnumbered, never explore in pairs or alone.

Generally speaking, don't piece together any puzzles that may open the gates of hell.

Never stand above, below, beside or near a cemetery, cemetery, cellar, mausoleum or any residence of the deceased.

◎ If you find that it is only a cat when you are looking for the source of the strange sound, if you want to live, leave there at once.

◎ If home appliances start to move by themselves, move immediately.

Don't take anything from the dead.

◎ If you find a deserted town, there must be some unknown reasons, and staying away from it is the way to protect yourself.

Don't play with high-tech machines that can mix DNA unless you know exactly what you are doing.

If you run away from the monster, you should be prepared to fall more than twice. If you were a woman, you might fall more. And although you run, the monster just walks behind you step by step, but it is still fast enough to catch up with you.

If your car runs out of gas in the middle of the night, don't go to a nearby family for help.

Pay attention to those who carry saws, perforating guns, sickles, chainsaws, lawn mowers, muskets, welding guns or anything made by dead people.

◎ If you really encounter misfortune, the last magic weapon for the Jedi to survive-read aloud-"There is no Amitabha in the south"!

◎ If you are lucky enough to see this post, please reply immediately, so that you won't encounter ghosts when you walk at night!