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Text messages, no water during the day and no electricity at night, only enough money to buy noodles.

I want to invite you to dinner. I can't afford to pay because there is no water supply during the day and no electricity at night. I have no ability to open the manual to find the answer. It turned out to be the primary stage of life. Go back, my god, for a hundred years! How to invite you to dinner?

I wanted to invite you to dinner, but the water was cut off during the day and the power was cut off at night. I can't afford to pay my salary or buy noodles. I turned to Deng Xuan for an answer: that was the primary stage of socialism. I turned around and said: My days will remain unchanged for a hundred years. Can I invite you to dinner?