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The happier, the happier.
1. seagulls are floating in the sky instead of white clouds.
2. Yellow duckling: "I am a top duck!" "
I turned over a kilometer! !
4. White is such a cloud, blue is such a sky, sand is such a beach and coconut is such a tree.
The blue sky is blank, the clouds are floating, and several ghosts are soaring on the runway.
Suddenly, a man stopped and shouted, Ouch, Lao Zi, you hit me in the waist.
5. Ah, the sky is white and the grass is green.
6. Kyle: "Hello everyone. I am a prince from Arabia. My name is Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. "
7. Hello, I am the younger brother of Hade, the anchor who is not afraid of death. I am here. . . Live report sent back by the local government
8. Wang Han and Kyle sang together: I sang your song on the roof ~ ~ ~ ~
Suddenly, 1 shouted with a megaphone: What are you singing? Not necessarily delicious! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ News ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Wang Han: I sing in Thailand ~ Come on ~
Wang Han and Kyle sang together: I sang your songs on the roof ~ ~ ~ ~
The man who just sang two sentences suddenly rolled up again: I'm here, maybe it's nothing! Singing in Thailand!
9. The yellow duckling sings: Hey, five girls next door, your mobile phone fell into the river, your wallet fell into the river, your cousin fell into the river, and you also fell into the river. You love falling into the river ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (cover "Wusuli Boat Song")
10. There are white clouds floating in the cloudless sky of Wan Li! ~~~~~~~~
1 1. Kyle: Brother, I dreamed yesterday that you would give me 1000 yuan!
Wang Han: ..............................................................................................................................................................................
Ma: Brother, you will definitely make my dream come true!
Wang: Yes, but I also had a dream yesterday. I dreamed that I gave you that thousand dollars!
12. I'm too nervous to speak!
13. Chen Yingjun said: People call me ugly, which has nothing to do with my hairstyle.
14. It's too dark, so I'll go away.
Play tricks.
That's true.
15. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he is probably a Tang priest. The one with wings is different from an angel ... maybe a monk.
16. Wang Han: I am the cleverest monk in Doumyouji Tsukasa-Yixiu.
Kyle: I am the cleverest monk-the younger brother of Shuangxie.
Handsome guy: I'm their brother-"Hey Hugh"
Three people: Our host is very famous-"retired".
17. Wang Han: Why are you here now? I have been waiting for you for a long time!
Chen Yingjun: (panting) I just ran with the bus and saved a dollar!
Wang Han: You suck. You just don't know how to follow a taxi. That will save more than ten dollars!
18. Asking for money is a pleasure.
19. Gently, I left, just as I came gently;
Wave your sleeves and take all the money ~
20. Koji (playing the devil) fiercely asked Wang Hema (playing the Eighth Route Army): "Yours, the Eighth Route Army? ! "
Wang and Ma said, "I came by bus No.6!"
2 1. How generous is Santa Claus? They drink cold air, ride deer, drill chimneys and put gifts in other smelly socks. Many Santas died because they couldn't stand touching smelly socks.
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