Which joke is the funniest?

I think it's a joke in Lanzhou dialect. Send some, you have a look first. There is a Four Whites (be) in Lanzhou: white doves with sugar on the wall of the viper fall on the snowy mountain.

There are four blacks (he) in Lanzhou: the old crow (tile) falls on the pig, and the shit climbs on the old carbon car.

There are four yellows in Lanzhou: the yellow Lama wears yellow clothes and sprinkles turmeric in the rice cooker.

Lanzhou has four greens (Shandong): water spinach, radish and watermelon peel.

Lanzhou has four big circles: oil cake bowl and straw hat umbrella.

There are four great scents in Lanzhou: sheep milk forks and cows retreat, and sheep paddle water (fei) is the water of Santaige.

There are four ugly words in Lanzhou: filing a pot, sawing donkeys and barking.

There are four cranes in Lanzhou: eggs are rolled on the wire rope and peony is picked on the cliff;

Grandpa swings on his beard and yawns on the tiger ditch.

There are four major events in Lanzhou: people come to beat their sons to eat on the kang mat, blow their noses and lick vegetables after dinner.

There are four monsters in Lanzhou: kites are carried by balloons and paddles are sold as drinks;

The girls are wearing masks and branded helmets are like pot lids.

"What about your group?" , "take it out on the group" means:

A, "What should I do?" B, "Where to?" C, "How do you feel?" D, "Have you eaten?

2。 "Does my son like being obedient?" , "hi" means:

A, "special" B, "not quite" C, negation, "not" D, "a little" and "comparison"

3。 "Stop nagging!" , "not khufu blows" refers to:

A, don't touch b, don't be angry c, don't talk nonsense d, don't lose confidence in yourself.

4。 "Buddha" in Lanzhou dialect refers to:

A, feather duster b, glasses c, spoon d, shoes

5。 "He" in Lanzhou dialect refers to a color, namely:

A, gray b, brown c, red d, black

6. "So happy!" The meaning of this sentence is:

A "so happy!" B, "What a failure!" C, "What a bummer!" D, "Well done!"

7。 "This man does three things well!" , "do three" means:

A, capable and agile B, stingy C, humorous D, lazy.

8。 Have you read the letter I wrote to you?

Not yet.

A: Home is right.

Here, an emotional color that means "karma" expresses:

A, it doesn't matter B, slight anger C, urging D, helplessness

9。 Which of the following words is derogatory in Lanzhou dialect?

A, Zi is B, Sun Yan C, Er Qi D, He Ye.

10。 "Hey, it can't be polished now." , this sentence means:

A, "Alas, the study efficiency is not high now" B, "Alas, I am really unhappy now"

C: "Alas, I can't make any money now!" D, "Well, I don't have time.