What are some jokes related to Japanese?

The previous intensive reading teacher (who once appeared in the video course of Standard Day and decisively blacked out history ...) talked with a friend from China about visiting Japanese friends, and then talked about air conditioning, but the friend from China didn't say "ェァコン", but said "air conditioning (くぅつ).

There are many interesting things about Mr. Wang, because he often gets into the text quickly and then talks gracefully. For example, every time I go to Japan, I will encounter an earthquake, but even if the bookshelf falls and hits my foot, I will never move ... I almost met the sarin gas incident. Mr. Wang went to Japan again this spring, which is expected to be a long time. He didn't even say goodbye in the last class. Everyone says that he is "fickle", but I still hope that Mr. Wang will be safe in Japan and will not encounter another earthquake. ?

Let's talk about another gentleman, although it has nothing to do with Japanese. Teacher Wang is the head teacher of our freshman year, and he will teach us listening in our sophomore year. In the first listening class, she looked around the class and asked seriously, "Are there any new students in your class?" Everyone said no, but Mr. Wang continued to say seriously, "I don't think I've seen it …" Everyone felt powerless. Are you the head teacher of our freshman year, and then forget us so quickly! I finally understand that everyone is used to greeting Mr. Wang on the road. Mr. Wang always smiles with a strange expression. It turned out that it was not only because he didn't wear glasses, but also because he was blind! It's so cute ...

And now the grammar teacher, absolutely everyone except super cute, first-class imitation ability. I suddenly imitated the speech of a Japanese official when I stopped speaking a sentence. The expression of pause between sentences is like I have to smile and smoke when I change words. Later, I didn't know what to say, and suddenly I imitated a scene in the snow like no one's watching, jumping and jumping. It's hot in the class recently. As soon as Mr. Wang arrived, he took off his suit jacket and unbuttoned his shirt. Then he touched the button on his stomach and said that he felt a little tight now and looked like he was going to untie it. Everyone seems nervous, thinking that you shouldn't do anything strange, but fortunately, nothing happened ... In short, unexpected things often happen, so it's good to see the teacher's Yan Yi and acting skills in the boring grammar class. ?

Many gentlemen are people who sound very powerful, but they are actually very interesting and have great personality. Generally, male gentlemen love to talk nonsense, while female gentlemen are actually very cute and black on the surface. Thank you very much, gentlemen. ?

Tell me about another classmate. Once I reluctantly went to a small language class, and then two good friends sent me to the stairs to comfort me (it seemed meaningless …). When I leave, I usually say "また" or "じゃ", and one of them will say "so". Before I knew it, she said "じゃ" means "so", and then we would say "so" when we said goodbye. So we said "so" goodbye to each other and went out.