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Are you a smooth person in the workplace?

What are the performances of the old fritters in the workplace?

First, old qualifications

The so-called smooth operator refers to a person who has worked hard in the workplace for at least five years and has certain experience and qualifications. Without this qualification, he can't be called an old man, let alone an old hand. So forever is the first feature, most of them have been working for ten or eight years, and there is still a long time to go.

Second, it is very oily.

Everyone knows the meaning of oil, which means asking for oil. This slip is a sense of self-protection in the workplace, so it is a neutral word. Don't think so badly of the old slick.

Third, it has formed its own brand.

In the workplace, veterans have established their own brands, no matter whether the brand is good or bad, the popularity is very high, so promoting themselves is also a compulsory course in the workplace.

Fourth, stable identity and status.

Successful operators are all in good positions, but they don't have much fighting spirit. They just want to prevent themselves from being eliminated in this unit. The reason why they use oil is to achieve this goal.

Fifth, the personality is more lively.

That is, we often say that smart people have flexible brains and are not rigid in doing things. They always want to speculate, save trouble and take some shortcuts.

Sixth, it is inextricably linked with the leadership.

No matter how this relationship is established, they will be protected by leaders, because without the protection of leaders, they can't stand on their own virtue for a long time.

Seven, have a speculative and self-deprecating mentality.

They give people the impression that they are not practical and secure. They play a big joke on you from time to time, and you don't know if his joke is true or not. Their self-deprecating mentality is often annoying, but you can't control it. Whether you hate it or like it, they are all gods.