Humorous words of men

1. The only reason to hand in the papers in advance is that the people around you are of no use value.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

3. Long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

What are the obstacles? Besides, I am so handsome and my legs are so long.

5. I once borrowed a relative's megaphone, put a heart-shaped candle downstairs in the girls' dormitory to express my confession, pressed the switch and was about to shout. A voice came from the loudspeaker: "Recycle, old mobile phones, scrap mobile phones, change cards for mobile phones ..."

6. God, you are really good with spoony people. Generally speaking, they are all dead. Boys are humorous and can speak modal phrases.

7. A few years ago, I joined a single group of 300 people, and we agreed that whoever had a boyfriend would quit the group. Later ... I became the owner of TM group.

After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

9. When learning the driver's license, I quietly handed the coach a red envelope: "It's a little something, it's no respect, you can smoke it." Without thinking, the coach said confidently, "Sorry, we have a rule that we can't accept red envelopes." Then he stuffed the red envelope back to me and left the money.

10. I don't like people who educate me to be a good person. I like people who are in cahoots with me.

1 1. They are all good girls, and they are worth missing in the long journey.

12. When you grow up, you master a special skill and don't learn other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

13. I warn you not to touch my bottom line, or I will change it again.

14. I don't know how to say it. I hope everyone will stop forwarding pornography in space. I think this kind of behavior is quite bad, and it really has a bad influence on others. For example, for me, it's too much for you to make me climb out of bed in winter to find headphones!

15. If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have used the school's money for plastic surgery.

16. I see through what brothers and friends are, and I don't want to borrow my girlfriend to sleep for two days in such a cold day.

17. A mirror is installed in the school stairs, telling you that ugly people should read more books.

18. The bus that I caught in the morning had already left when I got to the platform. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! " At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing."

19. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I am single. I only suggest breaking up.

20. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

2 1. Sudden coquetry flashed my waist.

22. "What behaviors among your girlfriend's friends of the opposite sex make you most unbearable?" "Being alive"

23. When I was a child, I made an appointment with someone. I called six people, and there were a dozen or twenty people across the street. It's not that I'm bragging ... I was crying the loudest.

24. Chatting is because I like chatting with you. If you don't like it, you can talk to death in minutes.

25. You are irreplaceable. No one is as ugly as you.

26. "What kind of experience is road delusion?" "Your Majesty dare not let me go out of the mountain, for fear that I won't come back."

27. The study found that the creativity of people with messy beds is 50% higher than that of people with neat beds, the sense of humor of people who are often late is 70% higher than that of people who are never late, and the emotional intelligence of people who eat more is 90% higher than that of people who eat less. The study also found that people who forget things care less about utility, and those who sleep late are more sympathetic. I accidentally found myself too good!