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How many jokes contain the truth?

1.

There is an impressive scene in Kipa's story. He said, "I hate liars.

Cai Kangyong asked him, "As long as you like to eat, my mother will say that she doesn't. In fact, she is lying. Do you hate her?

Teacher He Jiong, who has always been quick-witted, was stunned at the moment.

If the truth doesn't necessarily have true feelings, then the lies must not all be false, because there is still a saying called duplicity.

I like my parents saying "I don't like eating, please eat more", I like quarreling and saying "I don't like you for a long time", and I like my lover to go home after a tired day and say "Don't worry, it's not difficult".

Some words can't be said, dare not say, and don't have to be said. They can only be covered up with the lies of the Bodhisattva. So when listening to a person, what matters is not what he said, but what he didn't say.

2.

When I watched Passing Through Your World, I was moved by the pig's feelings for the swallow.

The simple and fat man tried his best to be kind to swallows.

When I was in college, the swallow was wronged and stole money. No one in the whole school believes in swallows. Only the pig believed it, worked hard as a tutor, saved money to help her clarify, and tried his best to protect her regardless of others' questioning eyes.

After graduating from college, Swallow went abroad to study. He worked hard, drove a black car, opened a restaurant, taught children to dance ballet, and even let people punch him for ten yuan, and then sent all the money to the swallows. He said, "Take care of the swallow for me." In fact, he is afraid that the swallow will have a hard time outside.

Swallow carefully planned a wedding after returning to China, and invited all the students to witness it. The whole person jumped up and down happily? But when the swallow came, he took him aside and said, "Let's break up." .

For an instant, he felt a tsunami in his heart, but his face was only slightly dazed, and he didn't say much except giggle.

The swallow said, "I will pay you back the money you sent me." He hurriedly motioning with his hand, "I have money, don't have to also. Swallow, it's a good thing you broke up with me, otherwise I would have delayed you. Swallow, be happy after you leave, you know? "

Bajie thought he could pretend as if nothing had happened until the swallow got on the bus and left. He finally burst into tears and chased after the car: "Swallow, take me away. How can I live without you?"

All indifference and smiling faces are just white lies. Even if he gave everything for the swallow, even if the swallow failed him, he would still not hurt the swallow a little, and a few lies would reassure her.

Whether it is pain or sadness, it is worthwhile for pigs.

But lies are told to others after all. You can fool everyone, but you can't fool yourself.

Life is so hard, there is no need to expose lies. Lying to protect the person you love is probably the most distressing language in the world.

3.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

But the saddest distance in the world is not that you don't know that I love you, but that you love each other clearly, but you are never together.

Just like in Later Us, I saw the memory of Qing He. When two people just got together, they squeezed into a room of several square meters to eat instant noodles. Sundries piled up like mountains, and the lights were damp and dim.

Their most precious furniture is an old sofa that others picked up and threw away. But on the day she found the sofa, Xiaoxiao jumped and jumped with joy, as if she had the whole world.

At that time, all the audience thought they would live a good life and love each other forever. But falling in love is easier than being together.

Seeing that Qing lost her job, she was beaten by her clients and laughed at by her classmates when she returned to her hometown. She suddenly became self-destructive, misunderstood Xiaoxiao's concern, and even treated her with cold violence.

One day, Mix ate instant noodles and tentatively said to Jian Qing, who was playing a game, "I'm leaving."

See sunny didn't look back, "well".

Xiaoxiao looked depressed, stood up slowly and left with a suitcase.

After seeing the reaction, I chased the subway station and saw Xiaoxiao, doing nothing.

Many years later, he asked Xiaoxiao, "If I had gone to the land with you.

Tie, what will happen to you? Xiaoxiao said, "I've been with you all my life.

But then I saw that I was married and had children, and the two of them missed it after all.

Most mistakes in life stem from duplicity. Obviously want it, but pretend not to care; Clearly wronged, but said "I'm fine"; Obviously don't want to be apart, but say "you go".

Everything you say is a lie. All you get is harm, but there is no malice. You hurt others and yourself.

There is a big misunderstanding in feelings, that is, both of them think that the other party will definitely understand what they mean. In fact, no one in this world will completely feel the same way about another person.

The biggest fear is that both of them are lying, one pretending to go and the other pretending not to stay.

In the end, it can only be like what Mix said. Later, I had everything, but I didn't have each other.

If two people want to be together for a long time, they have to guess nothing. Only by truly understanding each other's thoughts can we avoid misunderstandings and stay together for a long time.

How many jokes, hidden truth. Don't lie, don't love, don't hate, don't deceive yourself, you can express yourself bravely. May you say what you should say in time, and the people you love love well, and live up to each other and this life.