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A man fired a cannon, threw away his lighter, and covered his ears with the cannon. Have you ever done something similar?

Although everyone hopes that they will be smart, think accurately, act quickly, and live every day of their lives smoothly, it is undeniable that mistakes may be made at a certain moment when the mind is distracted. action.

Of course, if possible, everyone should concentrate on trying to avoid throwing away the lighter and covering the ears with the cannon when firing off the cannon, otherwise it will not be a small place where you can take it from yourself. It's a trivial matter, but it's a fatal matter. Put yourself in someone else’s shoes and imagine how powerful the firecrackers are. The quasi-explosives inside explode right next to your ears. This not only damages your hearing, but can also seriously damage your brain and even endanger your life.

This is probably not caused by being distracted, because when faced with firecrackers, no one should be brave enough to light the firecrackers while being distracted. It may be that they don’t usually set off firecrackers, so they were nervous and threw the wrong ones. Throwing the lighter out caused this accident to occur.

Every day, everyone makes many mistakes unintentionally. For example, there is often a phenomenon at home. The family gathers together to choose vegetables while watching TV. Occasionally, they hear an oops sound. Everyone looks over and discovers that it is because this person is too obsessed with watching TV and puts the vegetable leaves aside. When it comes to the vegetable stem, the vegetable stem is placed on one side of the vegetable leaf. This situation is okay, just swap the two sides. Some people just throw the vegetable into the trash can, leaving the roots. This is thrown into the trash can. When I pick up the vegetables, I always feel mentally unclean. If I don’t pick them up, I feel like it’s a waste. This kind of thing is very common and is caused by multitasking.

There is another situation where many people have made a joke, that is, they are looking for their mobile phones. The literal meaning is easy to understand. Usually when a person is having a video or phone call with someone, the conversation is in full swing, and then he suddenly wants to look for his mobile phone, but he rummaged through his backpack or around and couldn’t find it. The phone is there. Sometimes the friend who is the boss can't react, and even ask the other party to make suggestions and recall whether the mobile phone was lost somewhere or left at home without taking it out. People who get out of this state of oblivion faster may react as soon as they ask, "Where is my phone?", and then complain that their brains may have escaped just now, and some people are more miserable. People on both sides of the phone If you are too addicted, you may be on the phone all the way home only to find that your phone has been in your hand.

Actually, this happens quite often in life, because people’s minds cannot be concentrated in one place all the time. It doesn’t hurt to make some jokes occasionally, but when encountering a critical moment, you still have to concentrate. Energy, if you are too nervous to handle the matter, don't force it, because it will be too late to regret it after being injured.