The classic joke that makes you laugh out loud every day?

Sometimes some jokes can inadvertently hit our point of laughter and make us laugh so hard that we can't stop at all. The following is what I compiled for you, I hope you like it.

Excerpt

1. The big radish encounters the watery little poplar. This will be a heavyweight confrontation in the sexual turmoil.

2. When I turn into a swan, you are still a coward.

3. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart.

4. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be lacking in calcium.

5. How are you doing now? If you are not doing well, I will feel relieved.

6. You, you, you, you, if you force me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

7. Looking at the way he eats, it’s hard to believe that humans will become extinct one day

8. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how delicious you are, flowers will still be I won’t insert it into you, because it would be disgraceful to your beauty...

9. People don’t have sex in vain! It’s uncomfortable if they don’t have sex!

10. ***I waited for a long time Your message ended up with the sentence "Haha, *** you thought I was telling a joke."

11. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

12. As long as we have self-confidence, everything is possible.

13. People live by watching other people die, and then letting others watch themselves die.

14. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

15. Seven-year-old boys are the most terrifying creatures on earth. They have curiosity, action, destructive power and the "Protection of Minors Act".

16. In the relationship between two people, if only one person works hard to mix the honey, then in the end, the other bee will only turn into a fly...

17. Every The first time I crammed Buddha, Buddha always gave me a kick.

18. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

19. Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.

20. Girls who look at the sky are lonely, boys who look at the sky are looking for UFOs!

Appreciation

1. Your complex facial features cannot hide you Plain IQ.

2. Every woman can only be a loli for two years, but every man can last a long, long time.

3. You don’t even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.

4. The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and made a special trip to the west to worship Buddha and ask for marriage.

5. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

6. Well, just give me an affordable grave.

7. Don’t think I look like I’m brainless, but I’m actually unhappy.

8. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

9. You should let me kneel on the washboard, kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

10. Even though I am small, when I work hard to live for myself, I still Great, it’s just that I don’t know the size of greatness...

11. Don’t let your girlfriend have a blue complexion, because if she is blue, you will become a green one. Don’t let your boyfriend have a red complexion. Because when he is red, you two are yellow.

12. Excel just popped up a window like this, saying "Object not found". I think it was intentional.

13. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty...

14. Current status: I am wasting it. Time, I am wasting time, I am blurring the present, and I am fearing the future.

15. Love is like a fart, it starts on a high note and ends on a low note.

16. If you confess your love on Valentine’s Day, others won’t listen; if you confess your love on April Fool’s Day, others won’t believe it; if you confess your love on Qingming Festival, others won’t listen. well.

17. In today's society, it is no longer useful to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, what should run will still run away.

18. In every dormitory there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps very late.

19. If you don’t fall asleep in class, you’ll get drunk at the wine table.

20. Ugly, but very ugly, that is, very ugly!

Selected

1. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, Either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!

2. The train bound for hell has already set off, please do not disturb me.

3. The cow hit the high-voltage line, it was really awesome and lightning.

4. I am so tired that I want to cut the back of my head and then collapse on the ground to put the piggy bank.

5. Don’t become bad in debauchery, just become perverted in silence!

6. There are always a few pictures of Mao Zedong every month, his face changes from red to green, from Green turned to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to green, and finally left me.

7. Staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.

8. I am dead, big things will be thrown into the grave, small things will be burned.

9. The geography teacher asked: Which are the four oceans? I answered: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, and Boiling Goat.

10. Urination and defecation are prohibited here. Violators will have their tools confiscated.

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