Dama thinking

Opened a shop in Ningbo around 2008. At that time, there were many wild ones in Ningbo. My landlady parades around the city with a gold necklace with her little finger all day; I kindly reminded her, but she scolded me, saying that I had a crow's mouth and was cursing her. A few days later, unfortunately, I was right. Her gold necklace was snatched by "Yeyi" in front of my shop in broad daylight. She scolded me again, blaming me for not helping her stop "Wild One". I said, auntie, I'm not Spider-Man. The next day, the police searched the platoon. I said I didn't see the thief's face clearly, and she accused me of not reporting the case. In this respect, I am ridiculous. Later, I summarized her thinking as "auntie thinking".

Once again, a junior aunt and I quarreled. I was speechless and asked her to shout: You are jealous of me and afraid that I will take your seat! I petrified in an instant. Even if I have been in this position 100 times, the probability of her being in the upper position is still zero. I don't know where her confidence comes from. Maybe it's an instinctive reaction of menstruation's thinking.

Aunt's thinking is not aunt's thinking, but includes all kinds of people such as aunts and uncles, which is a broad thinking; Its main feature is "solipsism" consciousness.

There was once an uncle's superior who had something to deal with at home shortly after he took office, but he left when he got back, reluctant to part with us, and repeatedly urged Fang to go back step by step. Five minutes later, he came back, looked around and said, hey, don't worry. I'm waiting: go, go, here we are! Back and forth. Four minutes later, I bet a colleague that he would come back. Fruit, five minutes, the third time and return. The crowd laughed. I'm a little embarrassed, he said. After all, I'm considerate. The crowd laughed. I said: the country can't be without a monarch for a day, flattering; Whoever disappears from this earth, it rotates equally.

The representative figure of aunt's thought in history should be Empress Dowager Cixi, who turned the vast China into a stage of square dance and danced with charm. Secondly, it should be Wu Zetian, who consolidated her rule with brutal officials and killed innocent people. Finally, Lv Hou was the only one who created a "man", and his revenge on his mistress was unprecedented. The common feature of the three men is that they will never be soft if they want to sell or kill. Therefore, aunt thinking has been passed down from ancient times to the present, which is one of the inherent thinking of China people.

Bao Ziyun: Hey, a hundred schools of thought contend. Can you tolerate your aunt?