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I'm sorry, I didn't know you had a girlfriend when I liked you

Text/Pseudo-mother-in-law

Sunny March 10, 2018

(1)

I am drinking now Taking Chinese medicine, I listened again and again to the voice message you sent me at three o'clock yesterday morning. I was about to make a decision that was important to both you and me.

Not long ago, I listened to a radio station in Beicheng, and I was deeply moved. I felt that the name of this radio station was very similar to our current relationship - "He may be just ambiguous, but you are really moved." Affection. 》

I didn’t know that you had a girlfriend when I liked you. All along, I thought you were single. After I found out, I found that I could not forget you even if I wanted to!

When I first noticed you, I didn’t actually have a good impression. At that time, school had just started, and the whole class played truth or dare together. If you lost, you had to accept the punishment. The content of the punishment was Take off your top, it's summer, and you'll be half-naked as soon as you take it off!

I admit that I secretly glanced at your half-naked body because of my curiosity. You don’t have abdominal muscles. If you do, you only have one, because you just have a beer belly!

I had no impression of you for most of the semester, until the professional course teacher wanted to select members to enter a national competition. The fate was really amazing, and we were both nominated. Since then, I started making noises with you in the training room, completing training tasks together, and chatting together. From then on, I slowly developed a crush on you.

(2)

One day, the teacher asked a few of us to go to a meeting. I accidentally saw the bracelet on your hand. Your friends laughed at you and said, this is obviously a female bracelet. , shouted one after another. In desperation, you revealed that this was given to you by your girlfriend, and at that time you also admitted that you two were in a long-distance relationship and that you and your girlfriend had been together for a long time.

When I heard the news, I actually wasn’t too sad inside. To be honest, I was very lucky. Fortunately, I don’t have too deep feelings for you. Fortunately, I still have the endurance. .

In the days that followed, I deliberately distanced myself from you because I felt that you were a person with a girlfriend. If I maintained an ambiguous relationship with you for a long time, one day I would be called a mistress. If you don't say it, you will still be called a heartless person.

The first time I went to a bar in my life was with you. It was my roommate's birthday that day, and he wanted to go to a bar, so he had to drag me along, saying that I had never been there before and wanted to see the world. Later, he felt that it was not safe for a few girls to go, so he called you guys instead.

That night, you kept asking me to play 5678 with you. I didn’t know how to play the game. You said I lost, so I drank. I don’t know how many cups I drank. Anyway, at that time I feel a little unsteady on my feet.

(3)

Later, you took me to the bungee jumping platform. It was also at that time that we held hands and intertwined our fingers. I was a little surprised, but more out of fear. I finally decided to forget about you. At that moment, all my inner defenses collapsed.

I don’t know how to face you in the next second. I want to run away and run far away, but before I can start running, you pull me to the top of the bungee jumping platform again. At that moment, I was completely at a loss...

I don’t know how long it took, and we got off the bungee jumping platform together. But because of the previous jumping on the platform, the alcohol quickly took effect in my body, and I began to I'm a little confused, I think you should be like me, otherwise, you wouldn't touch my face. Afterwards, I thought that at that moment, you might have regarded me as your girlfriend.

After this bar party, we took the winter vacation. I thought to myself that the winter vacation came just in time, and I could use these few days to forget everything that happened between us in those days.

But when most of the winter vacation passed, I found that I still remembered you, and I became impetuous.

When I closed my eyes, all I thought of was you. At that time, I would look forward to the start of school soon, and recalling the scene that night, I began to become irrational, and began to have thoughts that made me sick. I was looking forward to you breaking up with her. ...

I know, this time, I am completely carried away!

(4)

During the Chinese New Year, you posted a message about it. To be more precise, you posted a message about loose dog food. I don’t know what you were doing at that time. I think, maybe you are very happy. After all, you are with your girlfriend, so I think you should be very happy.

But when you are happy, my heart starts to feel cold, and I start to complain that I am stupid like a pig. Although I have such a good relationship with my girlfriend, I have always been thinking about it, too. During that time, I began to give up on you completely!

In the days that followed, I told myself that I would treat you as a "brother" and that I would not let myself get emotional or use my brain in the future. But even so, our story didn't seem to be over.

After school started, there were more and more rumors about us. Our classmates liked to make fun of us from time to time. I didn’t say anything and you didn’t explain. The relationship became more and more complicated. Of course, there was no explanation. use.

So, I thought of a trick, which is to continue to keep a distance from you, keep myself aloof, and not talk to you. Then the rumors will be self-defeating.

But things are not as simple as I thought. The two of us always have to communicate because of various things in the class.

You always like to give me candy, but I don’t eat candy. Also, I don’t know, have you ever heard the story of 99 candies? The hero in the story always likes to give candies to the heroine. The heroine always likes the hero. She said that when she has enough, the hero will give it to her. She went to confess her love when she received 99 candies! However, your act of giving me candy also encourages me to confess.

Unfortunately, the ending of the story of 99 Candies is very sad. When the female protagonist only collected 98 candies, the male protagonist transferred to another school, and the two never met again.

(5)

Not long after school started, I fell ill. The doctor said that I had a cold that caused inflammation of my vocal cords. I would not be able to speak for a while. Western medicine had little effect. Now I'm switching to Chinese medicine again.

Yesterday, due to the effect of the medicine, I fell asleep at four o'clock in the afternoon and was suddenly woken up by coughing at three o'clock in the morning. When I turned on my phone, I found that a customer had sent me a message a long time ago. So, out of professional habit, I quickly replied.

A few seconds after I posted it, the page popped up with the question "Aren't you asleep yet?" I replied a few words, which probably meant that I was sick, and now I suddenly woke up with a cough, etc. Later, I didn't expect the other party. , sent a voice message, and the moment I turned on the voice message, I realized it was you! !

This client was introduced by you. I have known for a long time that you have a relationship with this client, but I never thought that you would be with them last night and even used his mobile phone to reply to me instantly. information.

I talked to you for about half an hour, and for twenty minutes you asked me to go to a big hospital for medical treatment, and even said that you would go with me. Judging from the message you sent, it is false to say that you are not moved, but I was so moved that I became more determined in my mind.

In order to prevent you from being in trouble in the future, I decided to gradually disappear into your world and watch your happiness silently, even if the other person is not me, but you now, or someone else in the future...

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