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I am writing a novel about campus life. What can I write?
I waved at the gate of the school supermarket and shouted. When Shi Sanmei was shopping, I came to the school bulletin board and saw an urgent job.
Shi Sanmei came over with a gnashing smile: "Wait for me, can you get varicose veins?" Master Liu, I just bought a bag of instant noodles and you came! "
I threw her a smiling face and continued to look at the urgent recruitment: Heart Bride Wedding Studio held activities for three days, and now it is recruiting temporary workers. Salary 100-500 yuan, registration hotline * * * * * ... "I wrote down the number, turned around and went back to bed with Third Sister.
I asked Third Sister if she would like to go.
Third sister has three days of activities, April 789, tomorrow Friday, July 7, saying that there are two classes!
I told her about the imaging diagnosis in the morning, and the teacher said it was too messy. I might as well watch it myself! Ethics in the afternoon is like listening to a corrupt official with manuscript paper on the stage saying: We will try our best (there should be applause here).
But Third Sister thinks that the roll call in class is a big deal, and truancy will be deducted, so let me not think about which is which! I am not short of money!
I assured her that she would not be found absent from class. I have an idea. Opportunity knocks but once. Three days in 300 yuan. I'm excited to think about it. The money earned is spent happily, and my heart is full of joy. I motioned, "Oh, my electronic dictionary, my MP3 player."
Third sister raised her hands. If she hadn't walked, her feet would have been lifted. Let me stop. She went, and so did the knife.
"It's not that scary, the streets are full of handsome guys and beautiful women to show you!"
"Look at your eyes!"
I couldn't help laughing: "I have a hunch that my other half seems to have appeared!" " "
Third sister suddenly "banged" on my head: "Ha ha, amen, Jesus bless you! But sister, you have had a hunch for three years! Not a thousand times, right? "
I put my head in my hands and almost cried. Every time I feel relaxed and happy, she wakes me up so suddenly that it hurts me. This is my head, so why doesn't she play the drum? No wonder nobody wants her. I've been shouting that it can cause subdural hematoma at once!
Third sister said she had a hematoma and bothered me. Next time, hit me on the head!
I'd better find a piece of tofu to kill and leave a whole body! I suddenly feel hungry and want to encourage Third Sister to eat chicken legs together. I smiled at Third Sister.
Third sister looked at me with a big smile on her face. She was afraid. She instinctively thinks it's not good.
Anyway, I'm going to make money the next day. I suggest not eating instant noodles at noon and going to the canteen to eat chicken. Chicken legs are really attractive. My eyes are full of chicken legs.
Third sister's answer is very firm, and her saliva is more firm. In order to maintain the image of a lady, I kept my mouth shut from others. I am glad that this fellow is jealous!
We suddenly "stayed" in the dining hall, and both of us beat the chicken and sat down. Looking at that chicken, there are only me and the drumstick in the world. I munched happily, hoping that moment would become eternal.
Thinking with my feet that Third Sister must be as clean as I promised, I have been staring at the chicken leg with my head down and thinking hard: Why don't chicken legs have chicken legs? Why? Why is this?
People say that high-ranking people don't eat big fish and big meat, but they eat green vegetables instead, but I just like big fish and big meat. Maybe I was a carnivore in my last life.
It's so refreshing to eat chicken legs. It smells delicious. I went home with my third sister, and the people along the way were so handsome and beautiful. If I come to beg, I will not hesitate to give him all the cash, even though I only have two steel jumpers and a dime.
My third sister and I are juniors in the clinical medicine department of a university in Harbin. My home is in a small county in Shandong Province. My father teaches my mother to be a tailor, my brother is at work and my sister is practicing nursing. I feel like a vampire more and more, and my parents don't complain. I am determined to find a well-paid job after graduation and let my family live a happy life.
Shi Sanmei is from Hebei, and her parents are businessmen. When I am with her, I buy whatever I like. I never blink when I buy designer clothes. I only have 3000 yuan for a semester. How can I refuse to spend money with her? I used various reasons to persuade her to bargain when shopping, and brand-name clothes were not as beautiful as brand-name clothes. I also encouraged her to work with me on the grounds that women should seize the opportunity to exercise themselves into strong, independent and confident women.
Over the past three years, we have become more and more congenial, including the concept of love. People say that girls who don't have boyfriends in junior year are cute-poor and unloved, and our confident and discerning boys haven't appeared yet.
the second part
Back to the dormitory, I threw myself on the bed with a bag of dried sweet potatoes in my hand and made up my lines. "My name is Liu Jiashi. I'm a fish and a goose. I'm ashamed of flowers all month. I'm a knowledgeable woman and a talented man." I dialed the registered number, and a lady answered the phone with a pleasant voice. I just told her that I wanted to take part in the activities they were going to hold. Hu Ben thought there would be a screening test, but she directly asked me to take my Sang student ID card to the second place. My lines are useless.
Li Que pushed the door in and greeted everyone with a freshly washed grape.
I hurried to get a big one, thanks to Sister Bird. What is a sparrow? A sparrow is a kind of bird. Then Meique is Sister Bird. Sister Bird was wise enough to wash a large basin in case the females ate it and played tricks on her.
I stuffed a dried sweet potato into Sister Bird's mouth and told her that Sister Bird and I were going to be brides the next day. If the teacher calls the roll in those two classes the next day, let her help us sing.
Sister Bird looked at me in surprise: "Do you want me to take the number three by myself?"
"Lower your head, raise your head and take off your coat. Not three? "
This group of sisters beat each other at inappropriate times. They were worried and were stuffed with dried sweet potatoes. This is the gentle expression of their sisters. I explained to my sisters that I didn't bully my sister bird, but I was very worried. I stuffed dried sweet potatoes one by one, which was the gentle appearance of my sisters.
There are two classes in the afternoon. I go to bed with soft paper hanging on my mouth. You will drool when you sleep after eating. I can't wet my pillow.
Two classes passed quickly, and my third sister and I went back to bed to cook. Pots are not allowed in school, but we students buy pots and cook by ourselves.
A dish in the canteen will bottom out twice; There are often beautiful young insects in pickles who have a happy meal; After drinking the rice porridge to the bottom of the bowl, I only saw a few grains of rice, but it was still with the sand; Beef stewed potatoes are actually potatoes stewed potatoes; Handsome men have more dishes than beautiful women, because most of the waiters who sell vegetables are women, and my dishes have been very few. Occasionally, that dish must be hard to swallow; Thanks to the care of the canteen for three years, one of my teeth was pulled out, one was filled, and half was left; The canteen stipulates that two dishes can be served on a platter, but there are always few expensive dishes, so we have formed the habit of serving only one dish.
Because many students want the school to report that the amount of food is too small, the school has set up electronic scales on each floor of the canteen, and someone is in charge. Anyone who feels that there is a shortage of food can go back to the window to make up for it, but from then on, it is no longer food but soup on our plate. Shh, if the canteen staff heard it, they should say, "You're not lying, are you?" Leng said this dish was left over from yesterday, but it was obviously left over from the day before yesterday! "
The wave of students cooking by themselves is overwhelming, and the latter wave pushes the former wave higher than the latter.
the third part
As soon as I got online, I found that the "mad king" was also there. "Crazy King" is a netizen I have known online for nearly two years. My screen name is "White Snake", and I like the white snake in the legend of White Snake. She is kind and powerful.
"Hello." I sent a smiling face.
"I am a giant panda now!"
"Say, which scientist did it! I will help you vent! "
"You didn't come last night. I missed you all night!"
"I have a bottle of sleeping pills here, modified with rat poison. Here! Take it! "
"Let's go! No water! How do I take the medicine? Our school has stopped water, and now the only water source is everyone's bladder! "
"A glass of water, here it is! Take it! "
"... ah! Thank you. It's cold and delicious! "
"Everyone in the bladder!"
"You ... you. I killed you inhuman guy! " Crazy Jun threw a row of grenades.
"Why didn't your Grenade explode? Did you forget to pull the fuse? "
"oh! Excuse me! That's a Grenade in 74 BC1. Then come on, this atomic bomb! "
"Then don't! I saw it being taken away by a pregnant sparrow in the air! "
"How did you know it was pregnant?"
"It follows a parrot!"
"You mean sparrows and parrots are in love?"
"Parrots are always responsible for doing bad things!"
"So biased towards parrots, I don't know if you are a person or a parrot. Would you like to see me? "
"When the time is right!"
"Don't be afraid, you can't scare me!"
"I'm afraid you'll scare me!"
"Don't worry! In another 60 years. I am still a boutique among the elderly. "
"Is the old lady still the old man?"
"Nonsense! I am a man, of course, among my grandfathers! "
"How do I know you are a man? Maybe you are a shemale! "
"Let's go! Can a shemale speak Chinese? The shemale speaks Thai! "
"I believe you are a man!"
"?"
"Just as women know women, men know men!"
"You said you were a man?"
"So what? Don't worry! I am still gay! "
"Go to hell! I have known you for two years, and I don't know if you are a man or a woman. Do you think I am a fool? "
"Are you kua yourself or scold a fool? ! "
"I swear by my personality that I am not a fool!"
"Ha ha! Stop it! Tell you, I'm going to make money again tomorrow! When I earn money, I will treat you to a Manchu banquet! " I threw a smiling face.
"Fuck you man-han banquet! Every time I watch a Manchu banquet on the Internet, I can't eat a bite, which makes me almost smash my computer every time! Where are you going to work? You won't have classes tomorrow and Friday? "
"Just a movie diagnosis and ethics, I don't like these two courses! I won't tell you the location. You said you also studied in Harbin. What if you know where I am and peek at me? "
"Proud as a peacock, affectionate!"
"Do you dare to say that you are not interested in this male peacock?"
"I am tempted, I am a playboy, and now I am tempted as long as it is a female bird!"
"Go to hell! If you spend more time, do you believe I castrated you? "
"jealous?"
"Let's go! I just feel wronged for those good men, you playboys cheated the girl seeds of love! "
"Did I fool you?"
"What do you think?"
"I will be fooled to be happy first. White snake? Can you give me a kiss? For two years, you are so stingy. Look at these lip prints on my face, none of them are yours! " The crazy army sent a rose.
"You know I don't know roses. I still can't tell whether they are roses or Chinese rose flowers! "
"I send you roses, others send you Chinese rose flowers!"
"Sending girls around the world, aren't you broke?"
"I am very generous!"
"You really have love!"
"The advantage of you men is that you are broad-minded and women are experts in vinegar making!"
"Men are more likely to get sexually transmitted diseases than women!"
"It can't be infected by a woman, can it?"
"You weren't born of a woman?"
"I respect women, but I am telling the truth!"
"Let's go! I won't discuss such a disgusting problem with you. Just eating delicious food makes you sick. Let you die! "
"You can't die! Who will make me vomit after you die? ! "
"Go ahead! Why don't you want me to die? "
"No one makes me sick anymore."
"Tell the truth!"
"No one makes me sick anymore."
"To tell the truth! Or I'll castrate you! "
I love you!
"Ha ha, how cute!"
"You take advantage of me!"
"I am vain and can't help it."
"You want me to say so much, be my girlfriend! I tell you every day! "
"Be your hundredth girlfriend?"
"First place."
"If you were a puppy, wouldn't I be a married dog?" I don't know. The word "marriage" suddenly occurred to me. Maybe I really like him, but in this network, I really don't know if he is a puppy.
"Do you still want to marry a dog and a pig?"
"Go to hell! It's not serious, I won't tell you, I'm going offline. "
"I will miss you, white snake!"
"Think of your girls!"
"Thank you for reminding me!"
"88"
"88"
Section iv
I glanced at my watch when I got off the line. It's past nine, and Third Sister is reading a novel. I'm going to wash my feet and brush my teeth, and then have a good sleep, ready to earn money energetically.
Third sister asked me if I was crazy while reading a book.
I nodded with a smile.
Third Sister suggested that I meet Crazy Jun and get together if appropriate.
I shook my head hard. I am a realist and a rational woman. Online dating is a game played by young ladies.
Third Sister said, "You obviously want to see him in your heart. Your eyes betrayed you a year ago. "
I jumped into Third Sister's bed, grabbed her hand and scratched her waist, which was her achilles heel. Go to hell and make me happy!
Third sister laughed out of breath and cried out for mercy, but I was adamant.
Third sister asked her sisters for help: "Help! ... haha laughed ... dear sisters! " In addition to surfing the Internet, Ren Xiaoqing swarmed into Gao Que, pulling my arm and my leg to avenge Third Sister. Every time I thought Third Sister wouldn't dare, but every time she scratched my waist fiercely until I was in tears and my mouth was blue with laughter. This was punished by the money knife. The feeling of being scratched is killing me, but I laugh more than anyone else. It's really torture. It's a thousand pieces. Who is it?
They finally stopped because I never begged for mercy. When they see me smiling in tears, their mouths will turn blue and stop laughing. They were so cute that they almost caught up with the pigs.
I was lying in my third sister's bed, and my sisters were exhausted.
When I regained my breath, I deeply felt: "Dear sisters, angels in white will never stop worrying about the dead! Ha ha, "
Fang Yaping, who has been surfing the Internet, said to me, "My sisters are far behind you!"
I was grateful from the bottom of my heart and almost burst into tears. KwaYaping is a good man. She doesn't have bad taste like her sisters.
Yaping laughs like a flower. "You misunderstood, in fact, because your charm is not as great as that of Daqing."
Daqing, full name Li Yiqing, is my hometown, Prince Charming in Yaping's heart. He is full of energy and has a leadership style. Like king of the children, he also fights with impressive people. I remember once in class, he and a boy glared at each other until they were pulled away. The next day, he saw them coming into the classroom in a friendly way, with bruises on their faces. Innocent girl, looks like peach blossom, gentle and lovely, lively and lovely. She is infatuated with Daqing. She always gives gifts to Qing on holidays. On March 8th, she knitted a scarf herself a few days ago. She bit Daqing all day, which made her very happy.
Daqing is my best friend, the kind of iron that if someone wants to hit me, he will be the first to rush up and beat me for me. Is Yaping a little jealous because of this? Explanation is a cover-up. I don't give any explanation, but it's nothing. Actually, it's nothing at all I won't break up with Daqing because she is jealous. It's a tireless game for young ladies, but I often advise Daqing to chase Yaping. I don't want Daqing to miss the gentle and lovely Yaping because of me.
"Your Daqing is tall and handsome, which fascinates you to death," I said.
"I can't sell jade. Who will make a big fuss if I go?" Yaping replied.
"Don't worry, if you die, your ashes will be fascinated by Qing Dynasty, and then both of you will fly in and become butterflies like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai."
"Butterfly's life is too short, so we become swans."
"The swan won't live long, and you two will become turtles."
"Thank you for reminding me that we can have 10 thousand years of love."
"Haha, you can still have an Atlantic son of a bitch."
Yaping said with a smile, even if we get married online, we can't have fart.
What's the fart with the mad king? Excess, I will put down, "I" put down a long ass, laugh off my sisters' chins, and make me happy. This ass is a coincidence. People describe a person as lucky and often say that he was hit by a meteor, but I was lucky to be hit by my ass.
Yaping smiled and said, "Haha, you have a lot of physiological functions, and you can fart."
"Don't you also have many functions to be developed? For example, there is a son of a bitch. "
"I was born, I am very happy!"
"I'll let it go, I'll be happy to!"
"I'm impressed with you, and my fart is so eloquent!"
"It has been brewing for a long time, and it is natural to make the gods cry."
"You are worthy of being the king of fart!"
"You don't put another exit? What you said stinks. "
"Your nose is really sensitive, just like a dog's."
When Yaping is kind to me, I think she is a beautiful mortal fairy. When she is malicious to me, I think she is just a pile of poop: "The dog's nose comes to smell poop, so naturally it wants to smell you."
"I will be poor with you in the future. I am busy chatting with Daqing. " Yaping smiled and became a fairy in my eyes, the fairy of Daqing.
I laughed a few times, sang "Simple Love" and went back to bed. I pulled up the quilt and fell asleep. Father says I look like a pig, I can eat and sleep. When the pig falls asleep, I will poke and hum. I fell asleep. If someone stabbed me, I wouldn't even frown. Insomnia has no concept here. I heard that falling in love can make people lose sleep. Once in order to taste the taste of insomnia, I found a boy as my boyfriend. "Later, some people said that he was crazy, and I firmly don't believe it. I don't believe that the Chinese nation has a dirty and manic citizen whose great-grandmother is vulnerable.
I dreamed that money was snowing like goose feather and snow, all of which were hundred-dollar bills. I was so happy and wonderful that I turned a blind eye to the old tickets. I only took a new ticket and filled the shoe pocket of my trouser leg, but the money kept falling. The ground is already thick. I started to pile up money, piled up a pile, and thought, well, it's enough for us to have food and clothing all our lives, and several children can afford it! I lay on the pile of money, filled with joy, and people were busy and beaming. I don't worship money, I want to use money to make the people I love happy. When I turned around, I saw a boy lying next to me. He said he was the mad king, and I was elated and unhappy, but I forgot to take a closer look at him.
Section 5
My head was suddenly awakened with a bang. When I opened my eyes, I saw Third Sister pretending to be fierce and sitting by my bed. Third sister asked me if I dreamed of the mad king, and I laughed silly!
I want to dream of my gold and silver treasure, cover my head with a quilt, and let Third Sister stop me. I'll take a break!
Third sister watched me toast, pulled open my quilt and tried to hit me on the head. I sat up at once and dodged a bullet, but I was wide awake.
We filled our stomachs and rode bicycles to find our "sweetheart". I was admitted directly because I came early. There are forty or fifty people admitted, called little bees. Their job is to attract customers for the "heart-shaped bride", and each customer is fifty cents. "Heart-shaped bride" is located in a busy street where people come and go. When I think that if I introduce 400 customers a day, I can earn 600 yuan in three days, I immediately feel extremely energetic and treat people like fifty cents, including the hospitable boss of roadside cold drinks shops.
In order to track the performance, the Queen Bee (the employee of the heart-shaped bride) asked us to sign a form saying that every time we introduce a customer, a "V" will be added after the name.
I was just about to get an autograph when a boy who had just signed it motioned for me to sign it in the blank space in front of his name. No.5, he was No.6. I signed it on No.5 without much thought, Third Sister No.7.
At first glance, this boy has an extraordinary temperament. It is estimated that his altitude is 1.8 meters. His neat crew cut makes him more energetic, and his eyes are deep and intense, which makes me unconsciously have a strong impulse to look into his eyes. Thought: smelly boy, why are you so conspicuous, which makes Liu Jiashi's extraordinary tolerance and infinite charm a little dim now.
I can't help but break years of pretentiousness and take the initiative to chat up handsome guys: "Is the fifth special?"
He looked at me and smiled, as if he could see at a glance that I was greedy and sleepy: "The company has lunch at noon, and the first eight people eat first."
Hearing his hearty laughter, I became more and more energetic: "Haha, you really have an eye, more powerful than the Monkey King!" Why is it so amazing? "
"Because, so, because."
I took out a propaganda bomb, rolled it into a stick and handed it to him at the other end. It is not good for men and women to shake hands directly. He should be able to understand: "Oh haha, I see, I am Liu Jiashi." .
"Li Junfeng," he added with a smile, shaking my stick gently, "My intuition is that you haven't got a flower guard yet, because you are traditional and feudal."
"There will never be a flower protector, but there will be a grass protector on call, because I like to be a grass, full of vitality, and I like green."
"Is the grass green in autumn?"
"If I want, I can open my eyes and say that your hair is green and the green light shines on your head."
"I love you" Li Junfeng blurted out.
I was dumbfounded. When we first met, it was so crazy that I almost hit each other.
Li Junfeng blushed to his ears and quickly explained that he wanted to say' I believe you', but it backfired. Please forgive me.
I smiled and said forget it, which just shows that I have extraordinary temperament and unique charm.
As soon as Li Junfeng closed his eyes, he fell to one side: "I am convinced."
At this time, the manager of the "Heart Bride" earnestly taught: "Little Bee, you are hardworking and brave, and you are excellent and capable. We hope you will stick to it for three days, and the little bee who quit halfway will forgive us for not paying! Start the activity! "
I can't help but say: "A big man, with a sweet female voice, is embarrassed beyond words!"
Li Junfeng told me it was a Hong Kong accent. Very fashionable!
I gasped, puzzled, and thought: Hong Kong accent? A dime? This boring concept is extremely abnormal!
There's fifty cents walking around the street! I waved to Li Junfeng and walked to the crowds coming and going.
I have the confidence to invite a sister, welcome her to be a' heart bride', enjoy the classic photos and feast my eyes. She refused on the grounds that she had something to do.
I told a male' heart bride' that there was a discount for taking photos during the event. He kept saying that he had something to do.
I invited a lady on the topic of "appreciating photos and getting gifts" and got her consent.
I was so happy that I took my customers to the "heart bride" and shouted at the queen bee, and there was a performance.
It is normal for people to refuse. Everyone is too busy to find the north. Who has leisure time to enjoy photos? Who has the leisure to wait for a chance to get a gift? Once I was so idle in the street that I solemnly said to a little bee, "Sorry, it's urgent."
Li Junfeng came up with two beautiful women: "Liu Jiashi, they are together. Come on, you take one and I'll take one. "
The company stipulates that introducing two people at a time is a kind of performance. I grinned to show my gratitude. If he is a woman, he may get a kiss from me: "Haha, you are so smart!" " ! Thank you. "
"Very smart? What eyes? Look carefully! My hair is super beautiful! But in return for your praise, I will shave my head tomorrow. "
"Ha ha, that's smart."
Li Junfeng made a gesture that choked me to death, and we each put the beauty in the' heart-shaped bride'.
I met Third Sister leading a young man, and I thought to myself, Manette casually asked, "Little Bee, how many flowers did you pick?"
The third sister of Fifty-three Wild Flowers is extremely charming in the blink of an eye.
"I didn't pick it. In the blink of an eye, right? "
"Know perfectly well past ask, don't believe my strength, believe it or not?"
"If you have no electricity, I will pounce on you. I will try to make you sick. "
"Talk to me again, running for fifty cents is not your style!"
"I think you are worth fifty-one cents, but don't keep pushing beautiful boys, okay? My heart is green with jealousy. "
"Nothing serious, dead girl, I'm leaving." Third sister turned and walked away with a smile.
Section 6
I was about to pick the seventy-eighth flower when the manager's sweet female voice came, and the bees from 1 to 8 began to eat for 30 minutes.
This time, I didn't go there to have dinner first, leaving everyone with a lady image. I was the second person to go there. The first one is a tall boy with a white mouth like Marilyn Monroe. It is really strange that he is so active in eating and so thin.
After dinner, I took Third Sister to Li Junfeng's desk. Sitting next to him is the white and thin boy. I'm not a stickler for boys, but I want to approach Li Junfeng on my own initiative. I think he looks familiar. This is love at first sight?
Li Junfeng greeted him at dinner.
Third sister and I sat down and took a generous bite: "Hey, hey, rub two seats."
Li Junfeng said to the white boy who bowed his head to eat, "Wolf, let me introduce you."
The boy raised his head, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted at a high decibel: "Liu Jiashi! Shi Sanmei! "
My third sister and I were surprised, and then we were very happy. Our popularity is high.
Third sister almost danced with joy: "Do you know us?" .
A Lang said, "Last September 1 1 day, Superman band concert, you two sang" Direct Answer "on the stage during the song dedication session."
Superman band is a self-organized band in our school, which is very popular, at least in Harbin. I especially like the way guitarists play the guitar. It's so handsome and cool that it can't be compared.
Third sister nodded modestly.
Wolf gritted his teeth and stared at us: "You two sang my favorite" Direct Answer "so badly!"
We didn't swallow a mouthful of rice, and we choked and coughed, only to find that Li Junfeng was very cunning when he smiled. It turns out that this boy knows the truth, has known us for a long time, and has seen our jokes! I stepped on his left foot in anger. He groaned and leaned back. If he hadn't been holding chopsticks in his hand, he would have picked up his left foot. That voice was really sad, which affected the appetite of people around. I'm so happy!
The wolf seemed to understand something, suddenly pulled the dinner of my third sister and me to his face and said mercilessly, "starve to death." If Junfeng hadn't stopped me that day, your calves would have been broken, but you two would bite the hand that feeds you. Junfeng said that the man who hits a woman is not a good man, so I won't hit you. Hum! Hungry! I am greedy for you! " Say that finish shoveled to eat. Li Junfeng slow lead spirit, while eating and staring at us, seems determined to cooperate with the Wolf to starve us.
I asked Third Sister to sit there and stare at them. I turned and went to the frying shop.
I bought four fried chicken fillets to see who was greedy. Third sister and I ate and watched happily. When the smell of chicken fillet reached their noses, they silently returned the food to us. Of course, I tacitly handed them the other two pieces of chicken fillet, and four pairs of eyes looked at each other like four spies.
Li Junfeng put a piece of tofu on my plate: "Master Liu, we must have been enemies in our last life. Please spare me with the quilt!" ! "
I threw tofu into my mouth: "Don't worry! Haha, I will protect you. "
"Well, don't protect me. As long as you don't care about me, I will be grateful. I will kiss you hard first, and then I will kiss you hard. "
"It doesn't matter if you kiss the sky, don't drool like rain."
"No, I only leave my lip prints. Do you see the beautiful clouds in the sky? This is the seal of my lips. "
"The cloud is obviously three and a half hours. Are you a harelip? "
"I'm not a hard kiss? I bit off the upper lip of heaven. Isn't it three and a half? "
"Ha ha, the legend of the goddess mending the sky. Finally, I used my body, and my ass was the upper lip of heaven. "
"oh! Not the upper lip, the lower lip, the lower lip! "
"little ass, the lower lip is a poodle raised by Nu Wa."
The wolf picked up the box lunch, pulled Third Sister to another table and said, When did Nu Wa ever have a poodle? Nu Wa is the owner of a pig farm. Li Junfeng and I are disgusting. When we eat, our asses will stand up. He and Third Sister can't let us lead them astray!
I glared at A Lang angrily and ate a big meal. A Lang eloped with my buddy!
Li Junfeng smiled helplessly and even moved his Adam's apple, telling me not to chew so much. I didn't chew a wolf.
"Birds of a feather flock together. You are not a good thing either. I said.
"I'm not, you are, you are a good thing."
"Who is the thing! ? I am a person! "
"good
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