What wardrobe jokes do you want to share with everyone?

As the saying goes, people who smile for less than ten years and are often cheerful are younger than those who sulk every day. Except for appearance, the temperament of the whole person is different. And people who are particularly happy every day will also make people around them feel happy. If you have a long face all day, your friends around you will also be affected by their emotions. So you must always have a good mood. Next, I will share with you a few small paragraphs in my life.

First: the bride's wedding rose.

I once attended a friend's wedding. At the wedding, the bride didn't know what she had eaten before, and told her friends that some of them couldn't help but want to let go. Because the horn was loud at that time, when she farted, she could basically be heard in the whole audience. In order to ease the embarrassment at the scene, the MC said that the bride was very happy to fart. As a result, just after saying this sentence, the bride couldn't hold back and put another one, so the emcee said that the bride farted well. I thought that was enough. Just when everyone was expecting the wedding to continue, the bride actually let another one go. At that time, the host was helpless and even asked a friend privately. Is your wife sad? Laughing at us at the time.

Second: white lies.

A friend who is a teacher said that once a classmate in her class asked for leave. He asked this classmate: You didn't ask for leave to go home and watch TV, did you? The students said that the teacher didn't go home to watch TV. I asked for leave because my father was in hospital. So my friend asked why your father was in the hospital. The student said that my father fell into a ditch. Hearing this, my friend is quite serious. This leave must be approved. He also praised the student as a good man who knows how to be filial to his parents.

As a result, just after this sentence was finished, another student ran over and said that the teacher had also asked for leave. So my friend asked you what you were doing on vacation. The student said that my father was in hospital, too. So my friend made a joke and asked him: Did your father fall into the ditch? Only then did I know that the classmate solemnly said: it was my father who dug the ditch. At that time, I was very angry with my friend. I couldn't laugh or cry.